Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[AnOminous]

The only way butternut could ever be a pedo is if he ends up on the wrong side of forty and starts creeping. It happens a lot, but slurpy ain't there yet. And there is no way to ever know without him reaching middle age and we see evidence.

I think he'd probably continue to creep on 20 somethings, which would make him a creep and be somewhat inappropriate, but his real issue isn't the age he's attracted to but how he harasses the targets and can't take no.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He’s a massive misogynist who thinks women are only good for their looks, end of story. He told a girl who liked squirrels that her hobby was “taking away from her hotness.”

It showcases his ego that he thinks these women care about his opinions of them or their pursuits.

I think he'd probably continue to creep on 20 somethings, which would make him a creep and be somewhat inappropriate, but his real issue isn't the age he's attracted to but how he harasses the targets and can't take no.

That's the issue. He thinks he can pester his way into a woman's pants, and if that doesn't work, he'll threaten to sue. He tried that with Erika, though he never articulated exactly what he was going to sue her for. Discrimination law doesn't apply to personal relationships. I suppose he could go for pain and suffering, but despite what he thinks, people, including women, are allowed to tell him no and they don't have to explain why. I think the thing that will eventually land him in jail for a bit is his obsessive need to explain himself. He has to have the last word. That's what got him with Erika. She told him to fuck off, and he thought if he just explained, she'd do a 180 and dump Chad and invite a crazy person to stick his dick in her.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[moseph.jartelli]

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Lol. I'd like to stick him in the middle of Jamaica in August. It would confirm or deny that he's made of candle wax

 

[Chungus]

Sounds like a lolsuit begging to happen. He's gonna be so pissed when they offer him like 20 bucks.

 

[SquishSquish]

To change the subject, as gullible as Russ is, I'm surprised he's never been pulled into a get-rich-quick scheme or MLM scam. You'd think he'd leap at the perceived chance to make a lot of money he could spend on his projects, hookers, whatever.

I think maybe because he can’t speak super well and it wouldn’t look “on brand.”

 

[lamp shade]

Sounds like a lolsuit begging to happen. He's gonna be so pissed when they offer him like 20 bucks.

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It’s the coin (and book I guess) Dennis Hof gave him and we can guarantee it’s worth less than $20. I would love to see Russ slobering on the show though as they try to explain to him that it’s worthless and he gets more and more red with tard rage.

 

[Picklechu]

Physically, Russ is just a living breathing kids halloween costume. Short with goblin hands and feet, with a melted candle mask for a head. He should rent himself out to halloween haunted houses to make his hooker fund.

He's definitely scary enough, but would also be an enormous liability on account of him being Russ. I can easily imagine him getting handsy in the dark with female attendees.

Wouldn’t bone him with @StraightShooter2 ’s 3 inches

You aren't supposed to start measuring from the butthole, just FYI.

To change the subject, as gullible as Russ is, I'm surprised he's never been pulled into a get-rich-quick scheme or MLM scam. You'd think he'd leap at the perceived chance to make a lot of money he could spend on his projects, hookers, whatever.

Especially considering how many Mormons are in MLMs. I guess that technically a lot of his schemes - suing Taylor Swift, spending The One Dollar on a slot machine, AGT, etc - are get rich quick schemes, only there's no one smarter than Russ-hole (not a high bar) directly manipulating him.

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He was literally just complaining about people who move to Las Vegas and then complain about the heat.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Lol. I'd like to stick him in the middle of Jamaica in August. It would confirm or deny that he's made of candle wax

Let him go to Asia where some areas can hit 115 with 100% humidity in the air. Walking outside is like stepping in to a sauna and trying to breathe is like trying to inhale a damp blanket.

Vegas might be hot but it's a dry heat. That's much more tolerable than a humid, sticky heat.

 

[Constellationzero]

It’s the coin (and book I guess) Dennis Hof gave him and we can guarantee it’s worth less than $20. I would love to see Russ slobering on the show though as they try to explain to him that it’s worthless and he gets more and more red with tard rage.

Agreed 100%
That "rare" coin is probably a dumbass souvenir that either was given out to first time visitors or maybe even after you pass a certain monetary threshold. So, the monetary equivalent of a dive bar wooden nickel.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Looks like you can buy brothel tokens on eBay for like $7 each. There's some that look like plain brass arcade tokens, and some fancier ones Hof had made each year to commemorate the bunny of the year, with topless photos of the lucky girls on one side, and the bunny ranch logo on the other. Looks like they're a common souvenir and there's no shortage of them.

 

[Blasterisk]

Looks like you can buy brothel tokens on eBay for like $7 each. There's some that look like plain brass arcade tokens, and some fancier ones Hof had made each year to commemorate the bunny of the year, with topless photos of the lucky girls on one side, and the bunny ranch logo on the other. Looks like they're a common souvenir and there's no shortage of them.

when your pimp game is so weak a homeless Florida kid who runs a dawxxing website has nicer coins than you smh

 

[The Great Citracett]

when your pimp game is so weak a homeless Florida kid who runs a dawxxing website has nicer coins than you smh

Yeah they're pretty lame. Here's a couple:

Spoiler: Topless Girl Coins

That cathousechips guy has an ebay store
selling nothing but the tokens from every brothel there is.

Maybe coomers like Russ trade them like Pokémon cards?

EDIT:
And Hof did write an autobiography. I'm willing to bet this is what Russ has:

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Sounds like a lolsuit begging to happen. He's gonna be so pissed when they offer him like 20 bucks.

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What book could he be selling? Did Hoff or one of the girls write a book about brothels?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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"d00d, it's so hot in Las Vegas in the summer d00d. Oh, did you know I moved to Vegas?"

Sounds like a lolsuit begging to happen. He's gonna be so pissed when they offer him like 20 bucks.

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They'll probably give you an upwards of $0 for the stupid worthless shit your trying to huck, Russ. Especially since it's probably something you can buy across the street from their store.

 

[The Great Citracett]

What book could he be selling? Did Hoff or one of the girls write a book about brothels?

Hof wrote a memoir in 2015 called The Art of the Pimp.

I imagine you can buy a copy at any of his brothels, right next to the tokens and other souvenirs.

Probably a bit tougher to get his autograph now, though.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Sounds like a lolsuit begging to happen. He's gonna be so pissed when they offer him like 20 bucks.

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"Chumlee, clean that god damned grease off the fucking counter, already... Jesus Christ."

 

[TractorGirl]

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Would love to drop him off in Outback Buttfuck Australia where it’s 50 degrees (122f) in the shade on a good day. Preferably with no water.

 

[Sona]

To change the subject, as gullible as Russ is, I'm surprised he's never been pulled into a get-rich-quick scheme or MLM scam. You'd think he'd leap at the perceived chance to make a lot of money he could spend on his projects, hookers, whatever.

He did hint at gambling at one of the casinos a while back, it's possible he's already roped into that.

I reported specific examples of him making up information about Russ and prefacing them all with “I heard”. I guess a mod looked further into it and agreed that his habitual lying was an issue because the next day he was thread-banned and I got a message saying the issue had been resolved.

He’s deleted several posts where I called him out for making things up, and then comes at me saying “Show me where I made things up!” after deletion. Tiring.

Semper fi fam there's a lot of things I won't miss about them, including the weird fucking animal rape-vids they kept posting for a while.

 

[Pee Cola]

Would love to drop him off in Outback Buttfuck Australia where it’s 50 degrees (122f) in the shade on a good day. Preferably with no water.

Nah, that's too easy on him because it's dry heat.

I'd rather see Pipsqueak dropped off in India, where it can get up to 45C (115F) with 100% humidity and it stinks like shit.