Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Smithfield Ham]

He also said once that we fought in the Civil War to free the slaves.

He also said shut the fuck up you raging politispergs we're talking about Ethan being a retard not your obsessive hateboner for all things conservative.

Alright, I'm mostly joking, I understand that Ethan made politics part of his shitty persona now but I don't want the thread to get sidelined by political arguements between the worldviews of the closet gay cokehead and the fat jewish retard. Start a Crowder thread to talk about your issues with Crowder. When we're talking about an incident where H3h3 made an ass of himself in public, it really isn't the time to bring up how you disagree with the other guy's stance on the Tea Pot Dome Scandal or some shit.

 

[Emperor Julian]

He also said shut the fuck up you raging politispergs we're talking about Ethan being a retard not your obsessive hateboner for all things conversative

The fact he's an total faggot himself is relavent you complete sped, since current events involve him a lot.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The fact he's an total faggot himself is relavent you complete sped, since current events involve him a lot.

Not in the slightest. What's relevant is only the interactions Ethan had with Crowder. Everything else is pointless diversion.

If I make a thread about Johnny Bravo and someone brings up the crossover he had with Scooby Doo, it doesn't mean talking about the 2002 James Gunn film is on-topic.

 

[V4L_Penis]

The last time Jontron ever did anything with h3h3 was 3 years ago, when he was on their podcast and Ethan asked annoying, uncomfortable questions. Then, the only time they were communicating on video together was when ethan needed jon to defend him against gokanaru's video.

The last time Joji ever did anything with h3h3 was the podcast years ago with Post Malone afaik.
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Youtuber is the new celebrity, commentary channels are the new paparazzi. But the content is now debate me bros and commentators reporting each other's dumb takes. An ouroboros eating itself. Its only a matter of time before the snake eats his own tale.

Post Malone probably got tired of Ethan acting like a fan girl and name dropping him all the time. It was pretty obvious that their "friendship" was based around Post being a genuine fan of his and Ethan just wanting to use him for clout.

I also remember a video where they went ghost hunting and Post and his friends were trying to have a good time while Ethan just acted like a 2cool4this faggot and a buzzkill

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I also remember a video where they went ghost hunting and Post and his friends were trying to have a good time while Ethan just acted like a 2cool4this faggot and a buzzkill

Jesus Christ, that sounds embarrassing. Ethan is like an eternal teenager.

 

[Übertroon]

I don't want to go into a whole tangent here but crowders been caught directly lying to his audience before, the accusation the peace symbol is a pagan rune for persecuting christians springs to mind.

That's a old theory among occult circles, and one that can't be proven or disproven as it hinges upon the belief of the creator of the nuclear disarmament symbol having ulterior motives or not.

The official story is that the peace symbol is based on the flag signal for N and D for Nuclear Disarmament. But in the early days of the internet it became popular to point out that the peace symbol looks exactly like the death rune.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

They had an agreement and Sam wasnt part of the agreement.

How do people not get this?

Because people don’t care about a gentleman’s agreement over Twitter DM’s.

people are focusing on the fact that Ethan backed out of a debate when he clearly had no intention or interest in debating crowder, like it’s an own to say he didn’t do something he didn’t want to do. He clearly saw it as an easy gotcha moment and went for it.

Crowder has no obligation to debate this Seeder guy, but his freaking out like an immature child who just shit his pants is literally the best thing Ethan and Sam could’ve gotten out of crowder right behind him actually going through with the debate and looking like an idiot.

Im legit bamboozled by the people pretending like immediately resulting to insults to a guy who(seemingly) wants to just talk topics with you is somehow a win. Crowder was a scared kid and resorted to the most immature tactic possible as loud as possible, he literally described Sam as his fucking nightmare and people are pretending like he wasn’t scared and doing everything he could to puff out his chest.

There were a million ways he could’ve left that call looking like the bigger man, and he unquestionably did the worst way possible, and gave Ethan the exact response he wanted. The only way he could’ve looked worse outside of losing a debate against Sam is if he stood up after all that whining and had visible piss stains on his pants.

I wish I could say I’m surprised by the amount of negative responses I’m seeing from anyone saying something in this thread about crowder looking stupid, but kiwis gonna kiwi I guess lol.

to be fair though as someone else said this is a Ethan thread so mocking him more than the other guy isn’t shocking, can’t say I know anything about him but he doesn’t seem like a person I’d wanna actually defend lol

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Because people don’t care about a gentleman’s agreement over Twitter DM’s.

people are focusing on the fact that Ethan backed out of a debate when he clearly had no intention or interest in debating crowder, like it’s an own to say he didn’t do something he didn’t want to do. He clearly saw it as an easy gotcha moment and went for it.

Crowder has no obligation to debate this Seeder guy, but his freaking out like an immature child who just shit his pants is literally the best thing Ethan and Sam could’ve gotten out of crowder right behind him actually going through with the debate and looking like an idiot.

Im legit bamboozled by the people pretending like immediately resulting to insults to a guy who(seemingly) wants to just talk topics with you is somehow a win. Crowder was a scared kid and resorted to the most immature tactic possible as loud as possible, he literally described Sam as his fucking nightmare and people are pretending like he wasn’t scared and doing everything he could to puff out his chest.

There were a million ways he could’ve left that call looking like the bigger man, and he unquestionably did the worst way possible, and gave Ethan the exact response he wanted. The only way he could’ve looked worse outside of losing a debate against Sam is if he stood up after all that whining and had visible piss stains on his pants.

I wish I could say I’m surprised by the amount of negative responses I’m seeing from anyone saying something in this thread about crowder looking stupid, but kiwis gonna kiwi I guess lol.

to be fair though as someone else said this is a Ethan thread so mocking him more than the other guy isn’t shocking, can’t say I know anything about him but he doesn’t seem like a person I’d wanna actually defend lol

This would've been a good post if it stopped at the first paragraph. But you just kept rambling.

 

[Übertroon]

It's amazing that Ethan and Seder can act like the dirtiest fucking rats, but some mean insults from Crowder takes things too far. This is Trump's mean twitter account all over again.

It's not like Ethan is above insults either, the guy has no other arguments than personal attacks because he's a midwit

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

This one is totally on Crowder, he should know that Ethan is dishonest and untrustworthy. Especially with the Trisha Paytas thing being literally the other day, now maybe Crowder dismissed Trisha as just being fat, dumb and crazy (admittedly I did too at first), but Trisha wasn't the first time Ethan lied and used someone. Crowder should have expected it and not lost his cool, because he was dealing with someone like Ethan.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Are you seriously trying to spin Seder as an internet nobody and Crowder as the coolheaded skeptic?

Seder IS an internet nobody. His channel gets the same engagement as MundaneMatt's despite being several orders of magnitude bigger.

 

[4STA]

H3H3 is a slimy, greedy, amoral asshole who will take down anyone for a few shekels in any way possible.

But Crowder handled the relatively poor ambush terribly. Why is he almost having a heart attack from terror instead of playing the situation off in a calm manner? He seems terrified to even acknowledge Sam, does anyone know why that is? Even if he just didn't want to debate him he could have easily just said "I didn't sign up to debate Sam, I want to talk with you Ethan. If you aren't willing to talk, maybe we can reschedule." Or something along those lines.

Instead he is screaming about YouTube viewcounts and trying to out shout Sam so he doesn't get any word in. And something about Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, his pregnant wife..? All right.

 

[Captain Syrup]

I could say I’m surprised by the amount of negative responses I’m seeing from anyone saying something in this thread about crowder looking stupid, but kiwis gonna kiwi I guess lol.

All that matters is that Crowder triggers the right people.

Then they have the balls to shut down 'off topic' conversation and say we should be focusing on Ethan. Coulda fooled me.

 

[SBG]

Because people don’t care about a gentleman’s agreement over Twitter DM’s.

people are focusing on the fact that Ethan backed out of a debate when he clearly had no intention or interest in debating crowder, like it’s an own to say he didn’t do something he didn’t want to do. He clearly saw it as an easy gotcha moment and went for it.

Crowder has no obligation to debate this Seeder guy, but his freaking out like an immature child who just shit his pants is literally the best thing Ethan and Sam could’ve gotten out of crowder right behind him actually going through with the debate and looking like an idiot.

It's pathetic, but whenever someone spergs out in an interaction , even slightly, they end up looking like they were in the wrong. Can't help but remind me of this ancient comic.

 

[Tepes Thot]

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what the fuck kind of non point is this

it's not 2017 anymore. you and the rest of the skeptards who grifted to the money outgrew that shit constantly remind right/edgy people that it's not 2017 anymore.

CRG is so pathetic. He tries so hard to signal “I’m not like I was, I’m not a dirty anti-sjw! Plz respect me, even just a little!”. As usual, his need to signal has him loud and wrong.
Nobody is talking about “sjws”, it’s the principal of good faith debating.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Kikes gonna kike, the thread

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

CRG is so pathetic. He tries so hard to signal “I’m not like I was, I’m not a dirty anti-sjw! Plz respect me, even just a little!”. As usual, his need to signal has him loud and wrong.
Nobody is talking about “sjws”, it’s the principal of good faith debating.

Chris was one of the late comers to the skeptosphere, and it was clear from the start he was just jumping on a successful trend at the time on youtube, that was until the demonetisations hit and almost all the smaller skeptoshere channels died off and those with a larger following like Chris were able to reposition themselves into doing something else and using the audience they built up in the skeptosphere to help themselves along. That's why Chris is claiming that he was always a lefty because he always was.

 

[GenericYuserName1997]

H3H3 is a slimy, greedy, amoral asshole who will take down anyone for a few shekels in any way possible.

But Crowder handled the relatively poor ambush terribly. Why is he almost having a heart attack from terror instead of playing the situation off in a calm manner? He seems terrified to even acknowledge Sam, does anyone know why that is? Even if he just didn't want to debate him he could have easily just said "I didn't sign up to debate Sam, I want to talk with you Ethan. If you aren't willing to talk, maybe we can reschedule." Or something along those lines.

Instead he is screaming about YouTube viewcounts and trying to out shout Sam so he doesn't get any word in. And something about Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan, his pregnant wife..? All right.

Maybe he’s pissed because sam just porked into some of his crowdstream money. I’d be pissed too.

 

[waffle]

Going to have to agree with the theory that Ethan has been put on crowder by Susan. Crowder is constantly trying to engage in litigation with YouTube for political reasons and she wants him fucking gone.

Crowder tries to run a professional show, Saying he should have talked to Sam because it would be the right thing to do under IBS rules is dumb.

 

[MusicBox32]

It's so hilarious hearing Ethan impotently trying to throw jabs in from the sidelines. I'm sure he thinks he can play it off as trolling in hindsight, but to hear him yell for Crowder to stop showing his sidekick when he literally brought in some nobody TYT-Lite Michael Knowles lookalike to debate on his behalf is fuckin primo. I'm guessing Ethan couldnt see that the dude only walked in after he proved he was ducking and deserved only to be made fun of.

Going on and on about viewership got boring, though.