Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Trigger Me Timbers]

You reckon Greg-the-preg ever saw shoes head sans wig?

 

[Crystal Golem]

You reckon Greg-the-preg ever saw shoes head sans wig?

It IS pretty funny to think that even Pregory never saw her bare ass scalp.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Happy 30th, June!

 

[JelloJerk]

You reckon Greg-the-preg ever saw shoes head sans wig?

I mean if he stuck around for no-makeup June, he'd probably stick around for anything (well... I guess not anything).

 

[MediocreMilt]

I mean he stuck around after he realized she didn't have a dick.

 

[Gone Ham]

Happy fucking birthday you old hag

 

[Boobie Bomb]

Happy Birthday you fucking nigga eat your 30-year-old brownies and have a blasting fucking day you white nigga woman

 

[NimertiS]

So, June mocked women at their thirties, when she was 26, so we mock her about this.
At least that's better. I thought we had more 4chan trolls, the ones who see value in a woman only of she can get pregnant.
Optimistic

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Women need to breed before 25 to save the white race.

"Before 25" is for Japanese women. For American women it's "before 30".

 

[:gold:]

You reckon Greg-the-preg ever saw shoes head sans wig?

I’m convinced “Cum on Bald Head” is in his top ten browser history entries.

 

[Dyn]

"Before 25" is for Japanese women. For American women it's "before 30".

How are Japanese and 58% mutts going to save the white race? I'm talking about white women here.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

How are Japanese and 58% mutts going to save the white race? I'm talking about white women here.

I'm saying you've got Japanese women on the brain while you talk about white women.

I also didn't specify "white" women before by mistake.

Also, when did "56%" become "58%"?

 

[TheRetardKing]

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY JUNE!!!!


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Raiders Of The Lost Ark is 10 years older than her. That's worth celebrating over instead of shoe0nhead.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Being the little Shoewu was half her identity. Seeing everyone else in the “Skeptic” sphere move on has probably left her seething. Even Lauren Southern is married and has a Child now. Venti is the only one left who would be considered equal in terms of where their life is right now. If she wasn’t so stinky and overbearing even Venti probably would have married by this point.

Ok, now hold up, if by "move on" you just mean move on from the skeptic thing then sure, but if you mean they've progressed then I don't know about that.

- Buntyking is still a cringy fag existing on the internet in some capacity. He's pretending to be a gamer now or something, and unsurprisingly he appears to still be rather the incel. He's also selling classy paintings like this for 20$, if anyone's looking for a unique way to come out to their parents:

Spoiler: Modern Art

- MundaneMatt is still MundaneMatt, so he's also a cringy fag. He remains on YT uploading weird trivia type videos that get about 1k views each. I guess you could say the quarry king has become the pebble pauper.

- Sargon is still a cringy fag desperately grasping at political relevance; sadly it appears he has yet to come to terms with his tragically low IQ. His thread here is still active and updated regularly.

- In terms of women if Lauren Southern counts then her botched Jewish clone Laura Loomer does too, and lord knows she's not gone anywhere but down. She's still making embarassing feeble attempts to grift the right while throwing a fit because getting banned from Twitter is an antisemitic hate crime.
Plus, honestly, if June got beat with the ugly stick then Laura had the entire ugly tree fall on her:

Spoiler: Actually terrifying

At least we can be sure she isn't turning tricks to support herself.

So June, sure you're 30 and probably going to die alone and all that, but don't feel too bad, at least you aren't Laura Loomer!

["Happy 30th Birthday, June!" in Penguin]

Penguins don't have a word for wishing happy birthday to elderly whores. They just peck their wrinkly ankles until they leave.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Penguins don't have a word for wishing happy birthday to elderly whores.

If they have words to congratulate a teenager having conquered his world-ending existential crisis, they have words to wish wrinkly women happy birthday.

If only to spite them.

 

[Dyn]

I'm saying you've got Japanese women on the brain while you talk about white women.

I also didn't specify "white" women before by mistake.

Also, when did "56%" become "58%"?

Covid briefly interrupted immigration it'll be down to 54% next year.

 

[throwawayguys]

Darn, the mod edit deleted my awesome joke.
Happy belated birthday, June. Shouldn't have put all your eggs in one casket.

 

[:gold:]

How are Japanese and 58% mutts going to save the white race? I'm talking about white women here.

Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, why are you racist?

 

[LargeChoonger]

HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY JUNE!!!!


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Getting closer to old enough for me

 

[Late for the party]

Happy belate birthday, June! Good thing for the bald, at least you won't find the white hairs