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Chris just called his mom Barbie Chan...... how low can this go. There is no God.
She might be near deaths door if he's already converting her to the holy land in his twisted delusional headspace

He must be feeling super lonely right now after reading about himself being a poor hoarder in the pickle book considering he's replying some sperg tweet about this giant ass flash light he used to sort through roasted cats, bob bugs, and trash when the person was clearly looking for a recommendation for a torch and laser for an airsoft weapon.
 
Chris looks like an old man in the 80's movies.
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He's really lucky Megan didn't sue him due to his obsessive stalking, it's an open and shut case since Chris is basically guaranteed to do some really stupid shit in court.
"Your honor, Megan is clearly jealous of me. As punishment, I would like to touch her vagina."
Given his past history with the legal system I wouldn’t be surprised if he got:
‘I sentence Christine to an all expense paid trip to the Disneyland! *Bangs gavel*’
 
What even is the plan once Barb passes? He clearly can't survive on his own. Has he ever discussed that. He's absolutely the kind of person who ends up homeless due to life circumstances if there isn't a plan for him.
 
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What even is the plan once Barb passes? He clearly can't survive on his own. Has he ever discussed that. He's absolutely the kind of person who ends up homeless due to life circumstances if there isn't a plan for him.
Well OBVIOUSLY he’ll just astral project his mind, body, and soul and move into his mansion in Dimension C-197. Because Barb-Chan isn’t dead…she’s just gone home!

Just like Elvis
 
Blessed art thou among tomgirls, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Sonichu. Holy Christine, Mother of Sonichu, pray for our dinners now, and at the hour of death. Glory Be to the Father, and to the Barb, and to the Holy Buttocks. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end.
You forgot the ceremonial fart cake to be consumed, if people believe hard enough. Drink Fanta and said cake during a sermon, you might just might be granted immortality and demi godhood over pocket dimensions
 
Chris looks like an old man in the 80's movies.
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Dude looks like Peter Griffin with a wig and somehow still believes he's on his prime.

He actually wants people to pray to him. The schizo card probably freaked him out.

Trooned out Twitter guru god king Chris is the most annoying and boring version of Chris so far
It's somehow absurdly pathetic and infuriating at the same time with how far up his own ass he is with this stuff yet he somehow fails in being a proper pompous ass!
 
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