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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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"This is my real dream coming true at long last," she says with less emotion than Russell Greer.

I've completely lost track of how many times she's been scammed just since this thread began. Who knows how many times she's been ripped off since she started her wogglequest?

"I have moved on from you," she says, despite not posting for 100 days straight but still logging in every single day to see what people are saying. Once the attention from making < $200 in sales (after paying for Facebook ads and whatever Indian people from Fiverr are running them, not even counting the thousands she's poured into her bedbug husbando over the past two decades) and whatever the current "sell the dream, take the money" scammer is telling her fades, or she otherwise becomes inoculated to it, she'll be back to posting in the thread. After all, we're still the primary source of attention for her, and the only one she doesn't have to pay for.
 
Maybe she could make some of that money back by opening an India-specific OnlyFans account with the handle "WoggleBobs".
No one, and I mean NO ONE wants to see that!

Jeezus, if ever there was a fetish to challenge rule34, it's gotta be Neanderthal cavewoman porn.
 
Well now. The fundraising campaign begins. 10,000 minimum on her end for this to work, or so its claimed. 15,000 is her goal for the fundraising.
How impolite of you to not include the campaign page!
I really like how she set her minimal contribution with a perk at $100 and the perk is just a copy of the "movie".
 
How impolite of you to not include the campaign page!
I really like how she set her minimal contribution with a perk at $100 and the perk is just a copy of the "movie".
You are correct. A most dreadful and undignified breach of manners on my part. Perhaps it has been too long since I last consulted "The Wogglebug's Book of Manners."

Also, that link just gave up new information (for me anyway) and I have to ask, what is it with lolcows and the state of Ohio? I feel like ever since B.J.Pep thats been one over-represented region.
 
I feel like ever since B.J.Pep thats been one over-represented region.
This could actually be an interesting field to research. I don't follow any other person of interest from Ohio (at least a fully doxed one, don't know if Alex Mulholland isn't from that area).

Went to check previous IGG campaigns and gosh...

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Woggy touching little girl's breast OR touching himself while holding a little girl...

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Woggy SODOMIZING a puzzle piece in a crowded place, observed by a shocked child.

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Woggy and another adult character offering alcoholic drinks to a child.

I knew he's a deviant but I had no idea it's that bad.
 
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If the company told you not to share the name, it's because it doesn't exist and it's a scam.
If the company asked you to raise the money instead of doing the fundraising themselves, it's a scam.
If the company needs the money immediately, it's a scam.
If the company only needs 10-15k for a movie with a theatrical release, it's a scam.
If the company doesn't make you sign a contract drafted by lawyers and ask you to have a lawyer check it over before they start moving on the project, it's a scam.

Please don't let another asshole take advantage of you. In the business the authors/creators of the work being adapted are the ones being paid, not the ones doing the paying.
 
JFC, get an editor Cherie.

Short Summary​

I am Cynthia Hanson. The founder of Wogglebug Love Productions. Which focuses on making the public domain character created by L. Frank Baum more than a hundred years ago into a famous and beloved icon for children of today. Now I am happy to announce that a film company in Hollywood California is interested in making a major movie production of my first movie, "Sylvie and the Wogglebug." First I need to raise $15,000 of the funding to get started with. And I need to as soon as possible, or otherwise it might not happen.
The movie is about a seven-year-old girl named Sylvie Harnois who lives a lonely life as a child in foster care. Then one day a substitute teacher at her school gives her a strange book with a key attached to it. With it she enters the land of Genoma where she first meets Mr. H.M. Wogglebug T.E. who is a highly magnified insect who has just been thoroughly educated. He is polite, kind, and friendly and Sylvie makes fast friends with him. Then on learning she is lost in this new world he vows to help her return to her own. He brings her to the castle where King Ethano and Queen Lexia send them on a quest to rescue the Enchanted Forest from a menacing villain named Antibo, a demented gnomic wizard who wants to change the laws of nature with his new world order of magic which will only do harm to the forest and the residents of it. Mr. Wogglebug together with little Sylvie must somehow convince all of the dwellers of the Enchanted Forest, including the elves and the pixies, to unite and overthrow Antibo from from his power.
Mr. Wogglebug is to be the center of influence of, as well as to help children view the great picture of the journey called life. He is a positive hero toward the benefiting of the education, entertainment, and overall fulfilling enjoyment of the children of new generations. My movies and picture books portray him from beginning to end as always courteous, optimistic, and skillfully intelligent in the face of any and all situations.
Mr. Wogglebug started out as a tiny ordinary bug and after spending years in a one-room schoolhouse, secretly learning from the wise professor and the students, he was found and projected onto a magnifying screen to the size of an adult human. The moment he had the chance, he escaped from the magnifying screen and left the schoolhouse to venture out into the world and see it from the perspective humans see it but insects cannot, and also to interact with the human world on a level no insect of any normal standards ever could. He believed himself to be worthy of admiration and capable of being a strong role model for young children. A steadfast hero for the importance of education, knowledge, and learning. As well as a staunch hero for the world of the fantasy genre at large. Which people of all ages in this day and age delight in with all forms of entertainment and art.

What We Need & What You Get​

The target goal I've set is $15,000 with flexible funding.
Donators of $100 will receive the DVD of the movie upon its release.
Donators of $200 will receive the above and also the Blu-Ray edition of the movie.
Donators of $300 will receive all the above and a complete set of the picture books I have written.
Donators of $500 will receive all the above and also a cute and cuddly Wogglebug plushie.
Donators of $1,000 will receive all of the above and also have their name listed in the movie's credits as special thanks to.
If anyone wants just one of these items listed, please let me know in a comment, or if you desire more you just donate up to that amount and also let me know in the comments.

The Impact​

All of this is to be the start of a small franchise for the Wogglebug's rise to fame which will lead into a much larger franchise in the next ten to twenty years from now which I wish to do my best to work towards with the aid of supporters.
The Wogglebug has the potential to rise to fame in being a positive role model for children in learning how to develop the value of learning to use logic and reasoning skills to find out the right answers, and to think for themselves in the face of adversary.
The Wogglebug is even more than this. He is an ideal role model for today's children to be able to gain the ability to believe in themselves when they seem or feel different from all others around them. Such as children on the autism spectrum which I myself had been at least during my childhood, and thus I really believe a character just like Mr. Wogglebug would have made a world of a positive difference for me then. And so I now wish to express these deep feelings to the children of new generations so we can help to make the future brighter for them and the rest of the world, as the children of this generation are the citizens of the next one.
In conclusion, making a donation of any amount to my campaign is to help bring rise to the start of the Wogglebug's franchise and fame. Thus to also support every cause he is involved with. All meant to help make a brighter future for our next generation.

Other Ways You Can Help​

If you believe in making this movie possible and in making a difference for the children of today and the future by all means be a supporter of the Wogglebug's franchise. In the event you want to help the campaign but are just not able to donate anything, all I ask is you do all you can to legitimately spread the word of this campaign. Share the link to it at any appropriate place. Use the Indiegogo sharing tools to post about this on your Facebook, Twitter, Spread the word.
This campaign should be advertised especially among people who really like animation, especially people who understand and appreciate beginning filmmakers and who love Fantasy movies. And all the more so it must be advertised among people with families with young children. Perhaps preferably children with special needs, such as those on the autism spectrum. It should also be advertised to people who may or not have families with children who love fantasy that is family-friendly and has a good storyline to it. It should be advertised to people who love picture books with lovable characters and will want to show the image of the Wogglebug to the little kids they know of just as much as they want to buy copies and want to see him.
Please Support and contribute to this project. There is a limited amount of time to. Mr. Wogglebug wants so much to become your child's friend, if only you will help this franchise come to be!
 
How impolite of you to not include the campaign page!
I really like how she set her minimal contribution with a perk at $100 and the perk is just a copy of the "movie".
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I have no idea if this is a typo or if Cynthia really expects 15000 people to pledge $1000. (This would raise $15,000,000) :story:
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I have no idea if this is a typo or if Cynthia really expects 15000 people to pledge $1000. (This would raise $15,000,000) :story:
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Well, if she makes $15,000,000 on Woggy I'm starting my own movie studio.
But seriously, this thread proves again and again how detached she is from the reality. I wouldn't be surprised if she believes this goal is within her reach, even after her most successful campaign ending at a little over $300.
 
As for my haters and naysayers, you can all just move on from me as I have moved on from you now so there!"

Ah yes, she has definitely moved on from us.
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Appears that after being seen lurking in real time throughout this week (consistently, I noticed) she has now disabled the setting that shows her last activity on this site, lol.
 
How impolite of you to not include the campaign page!
I really like how she set her minimal contribution with a perk at $100 and the perk is just a copy of the "movie".
That's not the worst of it. The worst part is the "flexible funding" part.

From what I understand this means she can keep the money she makes on it even if nothing ever comes of it. Not that anybody in their right mind would put down $100 for a DVD. If she reduced her goals by 10% and offered a DVD for $10 and so on she'd get some hits on this.

But $100? No. She's literally retarded if she thinks that's going to happen.
 
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