StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Arrosoir]

What worries me more is he seems to be active on SwordsSwords.com - the Home of Quality Swords & Knives.

I hope they stock something large enough to not look like a butter knife in his morbidly obese ham fists.

 

[Lunachu]

I might have missed him here in the forums again but this time I think I can do one better than that. My dear Kiwi's, I give you yet another;

Interview with a Striker Wolf 3: Electric Boogaloo

Part 1

Part 2
Now there's some heavy editing to cut down on time and lots of empty space; so it might sound choppy here and there but trust me when I say there was lot's of silence otherwise.

From now on I'm reading all of your posts in this voice. It's awesome and fits your avatar perfectly.

 

[Commissar Kharn]

I give it 15 min before he starts shitting in other threads and someone has to expand that to a full ban.

Perhaps a bit longer, he seemed to have lumbered off to sleep off the exhausting ordeal of posting half a dozen or so times.

What worries me more is he seems to be active on SwordsSwords.com - the Home of Quality Swords & Knives.

Godjesus only knows what will happen if he discovers the elite forces only weapons available through dankswordz.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Oh shit
He might buy a katana to go with his totally real shotgun and glock

Can he even fit his chubby vienna sausages in the trigger hole?

 

[Sable]

When I went to sleep this thread had pretty much slowed down. I log on and it turns out I missed all the fun?

Aww...

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I swear, they're becoming more autistic with each new cow.

At this rate, the next lolcow we meet will only be capable of communicating in posts with literal shit pics.

 

[MasterDisaster]

From now on I'm reading all of your posts in this voice. It's awesome and fits your avatar perfectly.

Thank you, I always appreciate a compliment about my voice.

I swear, they're becoming more autistic with each new cow.

At this rate, the next lolcow we meet will only be capable of communicating in posts with literal shit pics.

Just screaming at us while they smear shit on the wall, a three sizes too small MLP shirt on and a concerned caregiver pounding on the door from the outside.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I swear, they're becoming more autistic with each new cow.

At this rate, the next lolcow we meet will only be capable of communicating in posts with literal shit pics.

I swear, between Striker doing nothing but saying "GAY! NIGGER! FAG!" and Angi's horrible grasp of English and failure to properly pull off the "I LURVE MAH HATERZ! HEHE!" gimmick, it's a boring time for lolcows to be bursting in here.

 

[CatParty]

Thanks @blazerwolf
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i would block a brony with weeb talk in their account too

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Formally request to @blazerwolf that he commissions a pic where his diaperfursona and his fucktoy son fight the evil Kiwi Farms 4-Cent-Garbage and their legion of trolls.

I mean, fuck it. Either go big or go away, Striker. You've already bored us. Give us a Furry Sonichu or get out.

 

[SP 199]

You fucking kids ruin everything

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

That is putting too much faith in this man.

I know. ^^" One could only hope, though.

 

[Poptart Pissbaby]

Perhaps a bit longer, he seemed to have lumbered off to sleep off the exhausting ordeal of posting half a dozen or so times.

I hope so. Based on his twitter activity he only slept for at most 5 hours last night, and since we know he has sleep apnea that can't have been restful sleep.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I hope so. Based on his twitter activity he only slept for at most 5 hours last night, and since we know he has sleep apnea that can't have been restful sleep.

I'd have a hard time sleeping too if every time I closed my eyes it might be the last time.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Formally request to @blazerwolf that he commissions a pic where his diaperfursona and his fucktoy son fight the evil Kiwi Farms 4-Cent-Garbage and their legion of trolls.

I mean, fuck it. Either go big or go away, Striker. You've already bored us. Give us a Furry Sonichu or get out.

Strikerwolf's Edge vid plz.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So yeah, this is a thing.
Good luck getting to Britain; I live on the fourth floor. If you survive the climb I'll allow you a five minute respite and a twinkie before we duel to the death.
When you get to Hell, tell them Spatchcock sent you and then apologize on my behalf.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Holy shit Tyce is real

 

[Sable]

Strikerwolf's Edge vid plz.

Ooh, we'll be able to see if he could beat CWC in a footrace...

Unless you meant something else by edge.

 

[Jaiman]

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So yeah, this is a thing.
Good luck getting to Britain; I live on the fourth floor. If you survive the climb I'll allow you a five minute respite and a twinkie before we duel to the death.
When you get to Hell, tell them Spatchcock sent you. And then apologize on my behalf.

I love people that think being able to find an IP address makes them an expert hacker.

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Ooh, we'll be able to see if he could beat CWC in a footrace...

Unless you meant something else by edge.

No, that's exactly what I meant. He'll, I'd fund the GoPro camera for this!