Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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And that civilized societies care about doing that because they don’t turn everything into a zero sum game.

Can’t believe I am about to say this. Vaush is right and there’s an insightful point here. You don’t believe in something if your (short term) self interest comes first.
Agreed, but what I was referring to was that Vaush would say something like "I don't care about CP because hedge funds", like Dick did in those tweets.
 
Agreed, but what I was referring to was that Vaush would say something like "I don't care about CP because hedge funds", like Dick did in those tweets.
I know. Sorry if it seemed like I was being smarmy. Just that Dax would ask why he should care about other people’s problems, or “the weak.” The answer is that a Mexican would ask that question.
 
Beat me to it, I saw it on his subreddit

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Sweepy Squad RISE UP! We don't want pedos to hurt themselves having a slip and fall.

I knew he looked familiar, anyone remember the live shows they did? The episodes are unlisted but still linked to from the biggest problem site (the real one). Check out who's sitting on the front row at 16:33 https://youtu.be/lLspTkIFBjc?t=993

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-44/
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I knew he looked familiar, anyone remember the live shows they did? The episodes are unlisted but still linked to from the biggest problem site (the real one). Check out who's sitting on the front row at 16:33 https://youtu.be/lLspTkIFBjc?t=993

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-44/
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Is that his mom and sister there too? Hard to tell from the dark pic but IIRC his sister kinda looks like the girl on the far right front row. No idea what his mom looks like but the lady in between them is about what I would have guessed.

Holy Hell I was just perusing the featured stuff and came across this missed connection.

"I was the girl who fell through the ceiling and got made fun of by Karen Farms for it. You were the guy who openly declared his love for pedophilia and got made fun of by the Karen Farms for it."
 
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Is that his mom and sister there too? Hard to tell from the dark pic but IIRC his sister kinda looks like the girl on the far right front row. No idea what his mom looks like but the lady in between them is about what I would have guessed.

Holy Hell I was just perusing the featured stuff and came across this missed connection.
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"I was the girl who fell through the ceiling and got made fun of by Karen Farms for it. You were the guy who openly declared his love for pedophilia and got made fun of by the Karen Farms for it."
Ahhh, memories.
 
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Doing the most libertarian thing possible, milking the death of a libertarian maverick, John McAfee. For $5000 you can get a cheap looking shirt with a 70's motivational poster that McAfee wouldn't have even wiped his ass with. If anyone pays $5000 for that, they need to be locked up.
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McAfee was so colorful, you'd think he could come up with better than a generic hanging joke.
 
To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.
 
To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.
This actually got me. Nobody talcs their balls. The only time your balls would be wet would be if you haven't dried after showering, dancing all night or off your trolley on hard drugs.

He was lucky the police didn't get involved plus talcum powder smells better than coke.
 
To clarify, Dick goes full Karen when frisked by a bouncer who finds a mysterious white powder on him. Dick says it is talc, more bothered by how they would dare to frisk him and pretends to not understand why.

Gee, i wonder if they are making sure people don't bring mysterious white powders in to the club.

Dick then drops himself in it by saying the manager is probably doing something more illegal than him by asking for his details, implying Dick was doing something illegal.
"That talc powder in my cigarette case is for my balls so I can dance better"
It takes a special person to utter those words and expect others to fall for it, and then get upset when someone doesn't buy your obvious lie.

Another thing, his posturing about "the only hot girls in that line were the ones with me" is just sad.
It's like the "I live in a mansion" bullshit he tried to pull off while talking with PPP, imagine being a 40+ year old fatso trying to impress your friends & audience.

I know I'm outnumbered here in still listening to his podcast and liking it from time to time (probably more out of nostalgic reasons) + the Biggest Problem reboot gave me some faith he could still make somewhat decent content, but holy shit this last TDS episode was utter shit once again. Loud doesn't equal funny, get it through your bloated head.
 
Dude he's so stupid and every brag just makes him look worse.

You had the only hot girls there? Oh pray tell Daxie why are you slumming at the uggo club? Shouldn't an uber chad such as yourself be partying with the kind of beautiful people who live in Barbie Dream Mansions in the Holywood Hills?
 
Dude he's so stupid and every brag just makes him look worse.

You had the only hot girls there? Oh pray tell Daxie why are you slumming at the uggo club? Shouldn't an uber chad such as yourself be partying with the kind of beautiful people who live in Barbie Dream Mansions in the Holywood Hills?
It's also such a basic bitch reply too. Might as well have said "I am rubber and you are glue!!!"
 
(I can't believe I'm saying this JUST NOW after the pedo/cuties stuff) The guy needs to seriously consider his image.

What it's saying to his audience is "I hang around fat slobs like Vito and get kicked out of lame clubs with ugly women just like you!"

Whereas I think at least his core paypig audience listens to him cause he's a brash, fun-loving dude who always comes out on top.

Stop advertising your failures or at least make it funny and learn to take a joke Dax.
 
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