Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

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Oh my god. I don't think anything here has sent me into fits of laughter as much as these midget Russell edits. We need a gallery.

It looks like his knee joint is backwards in your shoop, and it makes it so much funnier to imagine him walking around with backwards knees.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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You are truly the Michelangelo of our times! (The artist, not the Ninja Turtle)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If he expects to be on Pawn Stars, maybe he thinks he's going to get some free publicity. He'll get to tell the story of his plights and why he needs to raise cash to finance his brilliant music. Or screenplay. Or efforts to legalize prostitution (please, oh please, be that one).

Oh, he'll get some free publicity- just not the publicity he wants. He'll become a laughingstock, like these two did when they encountered Gordon Ramsay.

Here's the full episode. Now, imagine Russ in this situation (link in case the video doesn't load):

 

[StinkySnack]

Oh, he'll get some free publicity- just not the publicity he wants. He'll become a laughingstock, like these two did when they encountered Gordon Ramsay.

Here's the full episode. Now, imagine Russ in this situation (link in case the video doesn't load):

Russ could only dream of being as gansta as Samy.

 

[Kumquat]

I’m stupidly pleased that my reference to Greer seeing women as NPCs has hit home. He absolutely sees them that way. Probably he sees men as NPCs too, but in a very different way - to him they dispense money and fame maybe, rather than sex?

It's a very apt comparison when dealing with mental issues like psychopathy and narcissism. It's why I am absolutely sure Russell has NPD and isn't just an arrogant twat. People with those conditions literally view other people as NPCs.

If I'm playing a game like Skyrim, for example, I don't feel bad at all about breaking into people's homes and robbing them blind, because I know they're just NPCs and they aren't real people. I would feel horrible about doing that in real life, because I know those are real people with feelings, but in a game I don't care.

People like Russell treat people in the real world like NPCs. They're just characters, they don't matter, all that matters is me getting the best loot and winning the game. The only thing stopping them from going completely off the rails are the "mechanics" of the "game." In the same way attacking NPCs in Skyrim forces the guards to attack you, attacking people in real life has negative consequences. Russell plays by the "rules" of life solely for his own sake, and even then screws up because he's more concerned about himself than anything else.

I think I'm done with my armchair psychology now.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But could you link it for us lazies?

Here you go:

Found this while looking for his demo reel. Don't think we've seen it, having zero views on Vimeo. Don't think he ever actually made the GoFundMe, either. Has he ever been denied forma pauperis before?

Context: Lyon County was voting to nix their brothel ordinance/control his destiny and penis.

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[DrJonesHat]

It's a very apt comparison when dealing with mental issues like psychopathy and narcissism. It's why I am absolutely sure Russell has NPD and isn't just an arrogant twat. People with those conditions literally view other people as NPCs.

If I'm playing a game like Skyrim, for example, I don't feel bad at all about breaking into people's homes and robbing them blind, because I know they're just NPCs and they aren't real people. I would feel horrible about doing that in real life, because I know those are real people with feelings, but in a game I don't care.

People like Russell treat people in the real world like NPCs. They're just characters, they don't matter, all that matters is me getting the best loot and winning the game. The only thing stopping them from going completely off the rails are the "mechanics" of the "game." In the same way attacking NPCs in Skyrim forces the guards to attack you, attacking people in real life has negative consequences. Russell plays by the "rules" of life solely for his own sake, and even then screws up because he's more concerned about himself than anything else.

I think I'm done with my armchair psychology now.

Absolutely spot on. He gets mad when people don't follow the scripts he's written for them. He did a "nice" thing for Taylor, so she was supposed to fall madly in love with him and fuck him blind. We all know the rest.

 

[Kumquat]

Absolutely spot on. He gets mad when people don't follow the scripts he's written for them. He did a "nice" thing for Taylor, so she was supposed to fall madly in love with him and fuck him blind. We all know the rest.

Mhm. It's the "mechanics" of the game. I did a nice thing for you, so now you're supposed to do something for me.

I'm wearing the amulet of Mara, you're supposed to ask me to marry you. If you're not, the game must be bugged, so I'll send in a bug report (lawsuit) to see if the developers (judges) can fix it.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Context: Lyon County was voting to nix their brothel ordinance/control his destiny and penis.

The attempt to ban brothels failed, and Russ took credit for it by writing some letters. In reality it failed because the organization behind the initiative had no support and the sex workers themselves spoke out against it and they were shocked because they thought all hookers hate their jobs.

 

[DumbDude42]

I’m stupidly pleased that my reference to Greer seeing women as NPCs has hit home. He absolutely sees them that way. Probably he sees men as NPCs too, but in a very different way - to him they dispense money and fame maybe, rather than sex?

women are friendly/neutral npcs. you do quests for them to increase your reputation level with them to the point where they adore you.
men are hosile npcs whose purpose is to hinder your progress. skordas destroying him in court, judge disagreeing with him, pimps throwing him out of brothels, etc.

 

[DrJonesHat]

women are friendly/neutral npcs. you do quests for them to increase your reputation level with them to the point where they adore you.
men are hosile npcs whose purpose is to hinder your progress. skordas destroying him in court, judge disagreeing with him, pimps throwing him out of brothels, etc.

It was years ago, but when he got tossed out of a strip club for asking for sex, he posted an angry rant about the bouncer who discriminated against him. This was when he still had people willing to disagree with him who tried to explain that strippers aren't hookers, but you can imagine how well that went over.

 

[Cilleystring]

Oh god. They rolled that shit out in the 90's in my junior high and high school. Lamest shit ever. And exactly the kind of people you would think would use it and volunteer to do it were the only ones who did. Butternut would have fucking loved that shit.

@Cousin_Larry It was a thing in illinois, They love that coastal progtard shit.

Try being Canadian

It was years ago, but when he got tossed out of a strip club for asking for sex, he posted an angry rant about the bouncer who discriminated against him. This was when he still had people willing to disagree with him who tried to explain that strippers aren't hookers, but you can imagine how well that went over.

Ahhh, the beginning of the Russell Greer rabbithole for so many people. Who would have thought back then that this event would be the catalyst for the hilarity and ridiculousness for years to come.

 

[Little Dark Age]

(Sorry if this has been posted before but I'm just overwhelmed at the sheer volume of russtardation)

What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In a fantasy scenario where she checked every box and was enthralled with him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.

Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ahhh, the beginning of the Russell Greer rabbithole for so many people. Who would have thought back then that this event would be the catalyst for the hilarity and ridiculousness for years to come.

When I first starting following this thread, I figured he'd wise up after the Ariana Grande suit failed, and we'd never hear from him again. Boy howdy, was I wrong! And I'm glad I was! You can't make shit like this up! Russ's story would make a bad movie because people would find it utterly unbelievable!

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh god. They rolled that shit out in the 90's in my junior high and high school. Lamest shit ever. And exactly the kind of people you would think would use it and volunteer to do it were the only ones who did. Butternut would have fucking loved that shit.

@Cousin_Larry It was a thing in illinois, They love that coastal progtard shit.

You are on the nose! And yes, when we learned about it, we had a couple fieldwork assignments related to working directly with an established peer mediator group either in a high school or middle school.

IDK about what you saw/experienced yourself (they had peer mediators in the mid to late 1980's)... But more often than not, the students selected for peer mediators were: The jocks. The cheerleaders. The Poms. The popular kids.
One name for the peer mediator group was Natural Helpers. The EXACT people you do NOT want having (or archiving) your lolcow shit would be reading these slips of paper. They can be about anything: "Oh, noes! I got mah period and it went through mah shorts!" "This girl in second hour called me a slut and wants to beat my ass!" SPOILER: That girl was probably BFF's with the cheer captain reading the complaint.

And yes, Russell would've loved that shit. Hell, Russell would likely have made up roughly 41% of the trade during his four years of being the Evanston High creeping chaos. But I'm pretty sure if Wyoming schools did use peer mediators, Russell would be too stooopid to know any of this. Then wonder why later when everyone gives him an even wider berth during passing periods.

EDIT: TL;DR: Peer Mediators is the pre-internet, live action Kiwi Farms, Archive.is, and Wayback Machine. Anyone with braincells really shouldn't use it when they have "issues."

 

[The Un-Clit]

Men are more like mobs in this RussPG: You have to overcome them to grow and reach your goals, but Russ is too low level to tackle any of them.
He not only picked a non-fighter class (paralegal/retard), he has to solo since nobody want him in their party: Russ is the kind of guy who doesn't know shit about game mechanics but still lectures you about tactics and rolls need for every item - even if he can't use them. Now he grinds in starting areas (Daily Quest: Clean 10 Toilets) to pay for the in-game itemshop, thinking it makes him a true gamer.

Hamsteroid, you are not only too swole to control, but you have just perfectly gamesplained Russhole Greer down to a simple yet profound paragraph that cannot likely be topped. And you're a Photoshop savant just to round out the package.

If I had a vagina instead of the bioengineered jaws and stomach of a mutant saltwater crocodile, I'd offer it to you to make musclebro-rodent hybrid babbies with for eternity.

 

[Constellationzero]

(Sorry if this has been posted before but I'm just overwhelmed at the sheer volume of russtardation)

What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In some fantasy scenario that will never happen, even if she checked every box and was enthralled him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.

Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.

Well, for one thing, Russell would cheat on her. Early and often. Any confrontations would be explosive (on his end). Butternut is so fucking thirsty, he sees one set of bobs and vagene, and he pretty much needs to see all of them.

And homelife/domestic chores and bill paying: Please look up the Laramie Busby thread here--or find his dumb ass on Youtube. Nothing more needs to be said.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Well, for one thing, Russell would cheat on her. Early and often. Any confrontations would be explosive (on his end). Butternut is so fucking thirsty, he sees one set of bobs and vagene, and he pretty much needs to see all of them.

And homelife/domestic chores and bill paying: Please look up the Laramie Busby thread here--or find his dumb ass on Youtube. Nothing more needs to be said.

He would expect his wife to both support him while he shit out his "music" and to keep house. Russ thinks that once he's discovered, he'll be too busy to deal with mundane things.

 

[JustSomeDong]

You are on the nose! And yes, when we learned about it, we had a couple fieldwork assignments related to working directly with an established peer mediator group either in a high school or middle school.

IDK about what you saw/experienced yourself (they had peer mediators in the mid to late 1980's)... But more often than not, the students selected for peer mediators were: The jocks. The cheerleaders. The Poms. The popular kids.
One name for the peer mediator group was Natural Helpers. The EXACT people you do NOT want having (or archiving) your lolcow shit would be reading these slips of paper. They can be about anything: "Oh, noes! I got mah period and it went through mah shorts!" "This girl in second hour called me a slut and wants to beat my ass!" SPOILER: That girl was probably BFF's with the cheer captain reading the complaint.

And yes, Russell would've loved that shit. Hell, Russell would likely have made up roughly 41% of the trade during his four years of being the Evanston High creeping chaos. But I'm pretty sure if Wyoming schools did use peer mediators, Russell would be too stooopid to know any of this. Then wonder why later when everyone gives him an even wider berth during passing periods.

EDIT: TL;DR: Peer Mediators is the pre-internet, live action Kiwi Farms, archive.md, and Wayback Machine. Anyone with braincells really shouldn't use it when they have "issues."

Yep. It was basically exactly that. Exactly the wrong people, with power and dirt at their disposal. I know a bunch of them got into shit over it and had to be replaced when I was in high school. I know that for certain, because I was a Dean's assistant when it happened (which meant I was privy to a shitload of dirt, too), and they wanted me to be one, and I wasn't about to be any part of it.

 

[Constellationzero]

He would expect his wife to both support him while he shit out his "music" and to keep house. Russ thinks that once he's discovered, he'll be too busy to deal with mundane things.

The Busboy has a LOT of similarities which is kind of funny because I thought I saw someone over on his thread asking him what he thinks about the Greasy Gourd.

No that was a typo, I meant to say making love 3 or 4 times every DAY.



Post a photo of yourself, it's all about proportion and a pretty face means a lot too.



I don't know man, if he's so disfigured looking that he can't even get employment due to it he may just be shit out of luck. You have to have some amount of sexual attraction. Not too many women on this planet are just going to give themselves to a man they have zero physical/sexual attraction too, even if he is the embodiement of Ghandi/Mother Teresa/Eienstein all wrapped into one. Maybe move to Austin and get one of those Liberal hippie chicks, they seem to be a little more forgiving in how a man looks than Republicans are. But even that probably wouldn't be long lasting. Besides, most women on this planet don't care about expressions of sentiment/love, they only care about how good looking/built you are, how much money you have and your social status. So, he's looking for a needle in a haystack.

Out of curiosity, if that fucker is even real, after looking at his photo, he needs to start by getting contacts, letting his grow just a little longer and getting a proper styled haircut and beard trim, by some better clothes, learn to dress with some kind of style, and start exercising a bit or at least wear a leather jacket or something to give him a more masculine shape. If he can't smile more normal then maybe don't smile, at least not in photos. He needs a lot of work.

Also, I just quickly skimmed through the first couple paragraphs on the link you posted, the motherfucker needs to get the fuck off the internet, he prolly lives in a little room with his computer 24/7, not gonna meet any women like that. Also based on the paragraph or two i skimmed through, the dude is mentally ill and a fucking loser. There really isn't any hope for him. I'm a pretty eccentric person myself, but that fucker is just too weird, at least I'm a fucking Artist, that creep hasn't even got anything to back it up with, no rhyme or reason to him other than basement dwelling social misfit that lives in a virtual reality he created online, he's living vicariously in a self created matrix while in reality he his wasting his life away beyond the point of return. He's a fucking beta personality, people like that are losers and they disgust me, I have no sympathy for shit like that. If the dude spent has much time in the gym lifting weights as he does on the internet posting nonsense he'd be ripped and women would at least want to have sex with him, but he's a loser. Looks like a nerd/geek. Maybe if he spend all that time learning to code for a living he'd have a computer job making 100K a year and then he'd also get to bang hot women, but nope, he can't even do that. There is no hope for the dude. His only hope in life is to find a girl as ugly and restarted as he is. And even that is iffy.

Hilarious. Let's compare similarities:

* Court sagas
* Hooker sagas complete with self-own stories that should never be shared around in mixed company
* Silly Girl = TaylorErikaJavaiDanicaFarrahAraianna
* Shitbox apartments with shitbox aesthetics
* "Songwriter" "Screenplay extrordinaire."
* Kissing (in a way that helps with their dishabooity)
* Lack of Hygiene
* Cookie Crisp = Malt O Meal
* Starfucker namedropping apropos of nothing
* Attraction sign/advertisement
* Jail
* Deadass thinks he looks good

That's just a few similarities.