Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
"Flocks of women inquiring" but literally can't get laid in a whorehouse. Never change, Russ.
A flock of women once saw Pipsqueak. They ran, they ran so far away.

Meanwhile, this tweet is worthy of Pipsqueak himself.

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(Sorry if this has been posted before but I'm just overwhelmed at the sheer volume of russtardation)

What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In a fantasy scenario where she checked every box and was enthralled with him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.

Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.
If she was still loving and loyal even with how horrible he is, I imagine it'd be a scenario similar to Harley Quinn and the Joker: a woman desperately wanting the love and admiration of her man but never getting it because her man is such a horrible excuse for a human being he has no concept of empathy or love for others.

It would be a very sad state of affairs. As Constellationzero said earlier, Russell would cheat on her at the first opportunity, but in true narcissistic fashion, would make up some ridiculous excuse as to why that's totally okay for him to do. Also like a narcissist, he'd absolutely hold her to a different set of standards and expect her to do everything for him while he went on to pursue whatever impossible dream he has on any given day. He would do nothing, because why should he? We already know he views women as objects; he's so full of himself that any potential wife he'd get he would expect to just suck him his penis whenever he wanted. Even with that, he'd be unhappy, because he lacks the ability to actually relate to people in any way.

As sad as it is to imagine, it's unlikely to ever happen, thankfully. Even if the perfect 10/10 woman who was psychologically damaged enough to cling to Pipsqueak existed, we can rest assured that Russ, in all of his glory, would find a way to fuck even that up.
 
Well, for one thing, Russell would cheat on her. Early and often. Any confrontations would be explosive (on his end). Butternut is so fucking thirsty, he sees one set of bobs and vagene, and he pretty much needs to see all of them.
Yeah because you know for a fact that if he did find himself a 9 or 10 that actually loved him and would be willing to put up with him that if another attractive woman came along and showed some interest in him, he'd be all over her. After all, isn't that what true studs do? Meanwhile he should be on his knees, often, thanking her for actually putting up with him.
 
LOL at him tagging Lady Gaga and what appears to be a needle "exchange" (scarequotes because junkies tend to just leave the needles wherever they nod off instead of bringing them back). And #pride of course, because Russ thinks fucking hookers is a sexual orientation. Though I'm starting to get the feeling that this is more an exercise for Russ to pump up his ego rather than an honest attempt at any political reform.
 
What would even happen if Russ ended up with a spectacular doting beautiful dream girl? Emotionally I mean, not just "he'd slobber on her and drive her away." Because I get the sense that, after a honeymoon period, he'd be miserable and unhappy. Because that's just who he is. In a fantasy scenario where she checked every box and was enthralled with him, I think he'd constantly find fault with her and get bored and dump her.

Just like Russ doesn't realize that his disability isn't the source of all his problems, he doesn't realize that having the great love of his life isn't the solution either.

Russ is like a yappy dog chasing after a car. It's not in the dog's nature to stop and think about why its chasing after the car, or what's gonna happen if he actually "catches" the car. It's all about the journey of pursuing something he can't have, because it's instinctual and/or scratches some psychological itch.

So, much like a dog finally catching up to a car, I think Russ would just get very... confused. He might yap for a little while. And then run back to safety.

Like others have said, he'd find something wrong with her. I'm not convinced that Russ is capable of cheating (finding TWO women in the world who are willing to sex him?? not possible) but he'd do something cowardly like ghost her, or break up with her publicly via facebook status update.

He's not capable of forming close emotional bonds with anyone, so any "relationship" would never progress past the very beginning stages of dating. Russ going on 3 dates with the same woman would be a miracle.
 
He did an ig post about his PAC and you all were right.The hastags are about sex workers rights and women and his disabled right one.
We already knew this. He gave detailed information about his PAC a week or two ago. How did you miss that?


You created a whole PAC all by yourself widdle Wussel?? What a bigg boy!! What an accomplishment! Did you make poo poo in the toilet all by yourself today too?

Love how he's trying to make it sound like he was appointed to this position rather than just creating it himself. Always exaggerating every one of his "efforts" to try and make himself seem more important.
 
Russ is like a yappy dog chasing after a car. It's not in the dog's nature to stop and think about why its chasing after the car, or what's gonna happen if he actually "catches" the car. It's all about the journey of pursuing something he can't have, because it's instinctual and/or scratches some psychological itch.

So, much like a dog finally catching up to a car, I think Russ would just get very... confused. He might yap for a little while. And then run back to safety.

Like others have said, he'd find something wrong with her. I'm not convinced that Russ is capable of cheating (finding TWO women in the world who are willing to sex him?? not possible) but he'd do something cowardly like ghost her, or break up with her publicly via facebook status update.

He's not capable of forming close emotional bonds with anyone, so any "relationship" would never progress past the very beginning stages of dating. Russ going on 3 dates with the same woman would be a miracle.
His cheating wouldn't be the typical kind. He'd just continue to pay hookers and visit brothels.

Probably even more since he seemed to think he'd have access to all Taylor's money and resources. I'm sure that would apply to his ideal dream girl as well.

Not only would he continue to pay hookers, he'd be doing it on her dime.
 
The brothel industry is barely tolerated in nevada. If hes trying to bring it to clark county, hes up against a hilarious losing battle from the city, the county, the state, the legit and shady people that own the strip clubs, and off the books, the pimps that run the girls on fremont and the hotel lobbies.

Sex work , aka human trafficking, in vegas is already an industry and if he aims to shine a light on his greasy facade, this is going to be fucking hilarious
 
His cheating wouldn't be the typical kind. He'd just continue to pay hookers and visit brothels.

Probably even more since he seemed to think he'd have access to all Taylor's money and resources. I'm sure that would apply to his ideal dream girl as well.

Not only would he continue to pay hookers, he'd be doing it on her dime.

Russ's dream girl would certainly need to have very low self esteem, or just generally be okay with polygamy.

Does Russ condone cheating/polygamy? Apologies if this has already been hashed out. I know he likes to cherry pick which aspects of Mormonism he likes to follow (i.e. hookers yes, alcohol no) but I wonder where he draws the line. His moral compass is so haywire.

Maybe this is where the typical misogyny comes in... i.e. it's ok for men to have multiple lovers, but not women. The woman's purpose is to stay devoted no matter what, and support her man wholeheartedly in all his endeavors (including getting him his penis sucked by hookers)
 
LOL at him tagging Lady Gaga and what appears to be a needle "exchange" (scarequotes because junkies tend to just leave the needles wherever they nod off instead of bringing them back). And #pride of course, because Russ thinks fucking hookers is a sexual orientation. Though I'm starting to get the feeling that this is more an exercise for Russ to pump up his ego rather than an honest attempt at any political reform.
Why the fuck did he tag Lady Gaga? Has she spoken in favor of legalizing prostitution? Is he just flailing about like he usually does?
The brothel industry is barely tolerated in nevada. If hes trying to bring it to clark county, hes up against a hilarious losing battle from the city, the county, the state, the legit and shady people that own the strip clubs, and off the books, the pimps that run the girls on fremont and the hotel lobbies.

Sex work , aka human trafficking, in vegas is already an industry and if he aims to shine a light on his greasy facade, this is going to be fucking hilarious
Remember he can't grasp that other people don't think the same as him. He doesn't understand that most people don't think about prostitution at all, let alone as much as he does. I suspect if he manages to go anywhere with his petition, he'll fail when he can't get people to gather signatures for him. If he somehow can get people working for him, it will fail at the poles. Most people in favor of decriminalizing/legalizing prostitution don't like the brothel model. They're in favor of letting sex workers organize themselves for maximum safety and freedom. Russ wouldn't like that at all, because there'd be no one he could complain to to force a hooker to service him against her will.
 
Russ is like a yappy dog chasing after a car. It's not in the dog's nature to stop and think about why its chasing after the car, or what's gonna happen if he actually "catches" the car. It's all about the journey of pursuing something he can't have, because it's instinctual and/or scratches some psychological itch.

So, much like a dog finally catching up to a car, I think Russ would just get very... confused. He might yap for a little while. And then run back to safety.

Like others have said, he'd find something wrong with her. I'm not convinced that Russ is capable of cheating (finding TWO women in the world who are willing to sex him?? not possible) but he'd do something cowardly like ghost her, or break up with her publicly via facebook status update.

He's not capable of forming close emotional bonds with anyone, so any "relationship" would never progress past the very beginning stages of dating. Russ going on 3 dates with the same woman would be a miracle.
Does Russ even want an actual relationship? All he ever posts about is banging whores and how dating is hard for him because he's disabled, but he also thinks he's dating the prostitutes he pays, so he clearly doesn't understand that whole dynamic. In all of his complaining, I don't think I've ever seen him talk about how he's lonely, wishes he had companionship, etc.
 
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From his website: "Even with legal brothels, it is not legal for a working lady to discuss prices outside of the brothel, thus creating awkward situations when a customer shows up to meet a prearranged date, just to discover he doesn't have enough money for what the sex worker is asking for."

So this scheme is a direct response to how he gets charged the asshole tax every time he goes to the brothels :story:
 
From his website: "Even with legal brothels, it is not legal for a working lady to discuss prices outside of the brothel, thus creating awkward situations when a customer shows up to meet a prearranged date, just to discover he doesn't have enough money for what the sex worker is asking for."

So this scheme is a direct response to how he gets charged the asshole tax every time he goes to the brothels :story:
Russell is the worst kind of blowhard. He likes to brag about going to brothels for expensive sex then always ends up whining about not being able to afford them .
 
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