Containment Random Chris Updates

[A_Rotten_Sharwama]

I'm extremely disappointed Chris hasnt posted or seen the trailer for Q-force. A cartoon about stereotyped homosexuals and LGBTQ people, universally hated by them. It's crimgey as fuck and up his alley, I can see him latching on to it.

Holy Jesus, I'm out of words, it's like a parody from a conservative channel.

And the fact it is written by queers once for all prove ppl like Chris COULD get legit job by being batshit crazy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He did recently comment on a picture of 2 guys kissing that he thought looked like him and Megan.

Yeah, but I doubt Chris knew both of them were dudes unless it's his dream to turn Megles into a futa.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Actually the cwcki mentions this one time where he didn't have enough to pay for snacks from 7 11, he spent like five minutes arguing with the cashier (he was like 5 bucks short as opposed to a few cents they might let slip) when finally the guy behind him had enough and just wanted to leave so he put the amount Chris needed on the counter for him. Of course being the selfish pot of greed he is, Chris took the money AND his snacks and when the tried to explain that's not how it works Chris flipped him off and after getting called something like "buddy " or "dude" cause this was post tomgirl Chris he shouted back "it's miss! " and drove off. Honestly it's a miracle this didn't end in a repeat of the Micheal Snyder hit and run incident

I remember reading about this. I thought it was because didn't understand how money works. I can believe that Chris did take the money because of his instilled entitlement. I bet he was using his "negotiation skills" to the cashier to give him the snacks that he wanted at the price he wanted. And this goes back to him wanting his "followers" to get him a current model car. And the SOB wonders why he's hated on the net.

Chris thinks he's a celeb, but even influencers put "effort" and end up buying Tesla's. Chris is never going to get what he wants (new cars, boyfriend-free girls to his specifications), and unfortunately, he never learned how to settle. Can't wait for reality to hit him hard.

 

[jc17]

Actually the cwcki mentions this one time where he didn't have enough to pay for snacks from 7 11, he spent like five minutes arguing with the cashier (he was like 5 bucks short as opposed to a few cents they might let slip) when finally the guy behind him had enough and just wanted to leave so he put the amount Chris needed on the counter for him. Of course being the selfish pot of greed he is, Chris took the money AND his snacks and when the tried to explain that's not how it works Chris flipped him off and after getting called something like "buddy " or "dude" cause this was post tomgirl Chris he shouted back "it's miss! " and drove off. Honestly it's a miracle this didn't end in a repeat of the Micheal Snyder hit and run incident

Shit Tits really is a special kind of stupid to come to that conclusion.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris thinks he's a celeb, but even influencers put "effort" and end up buying Tesla's. Chris is never going to get what he wants (new cars, boyfriend-free girls to his specifications), and unfortunately, he never learned how to settle. Can't wait for reality to hit him hard.

I don't think Chris' problem is learning to settle as much as he is a pompus, delusional jerk who needs to be put in his place at every single turn.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Actually the cwcki mentions this one time where he didn't have enough to pay for snacks from 7 11, he spent like five minutes arguing with the cashier (he was like 5 bucks short as opposed to a few cents they might let slip) when finally the guy behind him had enough and just wanted to leave so he put the amount Chris needed on the counter for him. Of course being the selfish pot of greed he is, Chris took the money AND his snacks and when the tried to explain that's not how it works Chris flipped him off and after getting called something like "buddy " or "dude" cause this was post tomgirl Chris he shouted back "it's miss! " and drove off. Honestly it's a miracle this didn't end in a repeat of the Micheal Snyder hit and run incident

What cwcki article is that? That's pretty interesting that Chris's sense of entitlement is so huge that he did that. I do wonder how the 7 11 didn't ban him right then and there.

 

[AmazingEagle]

He did recently comment on a picture of 2 guys kissing that he thought looked like him and Megan.

And shared an article on Facebook where a guy was proposing to his boyfriend in the thumbnail back in 2014 or 2015.

 

[The Un-Clit]

For the life of me I can't find this video... But it was on YouTube and it was a kid playing with Barbie dolls and in one made them do a line of coke and drove the Corvette and crashed it. The other was two Barbies and he was slamming their crotches together screaming "fuck me til I break" and I'm legit sad I can't find it anymore because of how much it made me laugh and I wish I could post it here.

You will defenetely never find that on YouTube any more. Hell I can't even find the original Taco music video for 'puttin on the ritz' where the girls in blackface lip-sync over 'super-duper!' on YT any more. Cuz muh racism.

 

[Mr. 0]

Actually the cwcki mentions this one time where he didn't have enough to pay for snacks from 7 11, he spent like five minutes arguing with the cashier (he was like 5 bucks short as opposed to a few cents they might let slip) when finally the guy behind him had enough and just wanted to leave so he put the amount Chris needed on the counter for him. Of course being the selfish pot of greed he is, Chris took the money AND his snacks and when the tried to explain that's not how it works Chris flipped him off and after getting called something like "buddy " or "dude" cause this was post tomgirl Chris he shouted back "it's miss! " and drove off. Honestly it's a miracle this didn't end in a repeat of the Micheal Snyder hit and run incident

I remember reading about this. I thought it was because didn't understand how money works. I can believe that Chris did take the money because of his instilled entitlement. I bet he was using his "negotiation skills" to the cashier to give him the snacks that he wanted at the price he wanted. And this goes back to him wanting his "followers" to get him a current model car. And the SOB wonders why he's hated on the net.

Chris thinks he's a celeb, but even influencers put "effort" and end up buying Tesla's. Chris is never going to get what he wants (new cars, boyfriend-free girls to his specifications), and unfortunately, he never learned how to settle. Can't wait for reality to hit him hard.

What cwcki article is that? That's pretty interesting that Chris's sense of entitlement is so huge that he did that. I do wonder how the 7 11 didn't ban him right then and there.

it was this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-592#post-1615438

and this article:

Chris and money - CWCki

sonichu.com

Here is a story. I am putting it in here because it is way too minor to have its own thread and I have no proof of it.

I have a friend who goes to grad school at UVA. One night at a conference we had too much to drink and both revealed we knew about Chris. He knows a lot less and doesn't post on the forums, but we were chatting over the weekend and he told me this story which happened a couple weeks ago.

My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.

It'll be the 5 year anniversary of this incident next month

 

[AmazingEagle]

Hmmm, interesting card you have there Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

it was this post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-592#post-1615438

and this article:

Chris and money - CWCki

sonichu.com

It'll be the 5 year anniversary of this incident next month

Julay July 2016. The same year as the self inflicted taint incident. Damn it, Chris. After reading on it further, how can Chris not add 2 dollars to make up the difference? Could he not have used his debit card?

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Actually the cwcki mentions this one time where he didn't have enough to pay for snacks from 7 11, he spent like five minutes arguing with the cashier (he was like 5 bucks short as opposed to a few cents they might let slip) when finally the guy behind him had enough and just wanted to leave so he put the amount Chris needed on the counter for him. Of course being the selfish pot of greed he is, Chris took the money AND his snacks and when the tried to explain that's not how it works Chris flipped him off and after getting called something like "buddy " or "dude" cause this was post tomgirl Chris he shouted back "it's miss! " and drove off. Honestly it's a miracle this didn't end in a repeat of the Micheal Snyder hit and run incident

I feel sorry for that Snyder dude. He was just doing his job and could have been killed by this manchild because how dare him kick out a person who got rightfully banned from the premises, right? He also had to deal with that same manbaby stalking him, and couldn't have peace at a family funeral years later due to some randoms on the internet stalking him as well, dude couldn't catch a break!

You will defenetely never find that on YouTube any more. Hell I can't even find the original Taco music video for 'puttin on the ritz' where the girls in blackface lip-sync over 'super-duper!' on YT any more. Cuz muh racism.

There's so much stuff from the classical era of YouTube that is gone due to their retarded policies, in many cases there aren't even backups floating online. Sad, really!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He also had to deal with that same manbaby stalking him, and couldn't have peace at a family funeral years later due to some randoms on the internet stalking him as well, dude couldn't catch a break!

I thought that no one would be stalking Snyder. Then again, it didn't stop them from stalking Megan.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

You will defenetely never find that on YouTube any more. Hell I can't even find the original Taco music video for 'puttin on the ritz' where the girls in blackface lip-sync over 'super-duper!' on YT any more. Cuz muh racism.

I got you fam: Taco - Putin' on the ritz (with blackface)

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don't think Chris' problem is learning to settle as much as he is a pompus, delusional jerk who needs to be put in his place at every single turn.

Chris is more entitled than the most stereotypical Karen.

I remember the time he boasted about kicking a police car five times, being mad that the police officer had the audacity to investigate a fender bender he caused.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris is more entitled than the most stereotypical Karen.

I remember the time he boasted about kicking a police car five times, being mad that the police officer had the audacity to investigate a fender bender he caused.

That and he felt it was a justified payback for all the mall cops and patrol officers who over the years tackled him, cuffed him and hauled his sorry ass to jail for being a tard and a nuisance to society.

 

[Leechofthejuice]

That and he felt it was a justified payback for all the mall cops and patrol officers who over the years tackled him, cuffed him and hauled his sorry ass to jail for being a tard and a nuisance to society.

i feel that this was a 'whatever helps him sleep at night' situation.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I got you fam: Taco - Putin' on the ritz (with blackface)

LOL I musta drunktypoed it, thanks fam! Saving a copy of this mofaka. (Bless FireFox and it's many CRTC-evading plugins!)

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I got you fam: Taco - Putin' on the ritz (with blackface)

For Chris it would be "What's Hanging Off Your Man Tits?"

 

[RainwaterDrop]

That and he felt it was a justified payback for all the mall cops and patrol officers who over the years tackled him, cuffed him and hauled his sorry ass to jail for being a tard and a nuisance to society.

Galaxy brain moment from Chris! Great idea to pick a fight with a law enforcement officer who, unlike the mall cops, can act way more forcefully!

For Chris it would be "What's Hanging Off Your Man Tits?"

Or "Shiny, Happy Sonichu Medallion - just don't put it THERE!".