Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[BoxerShorts47]

The smartest thing Crowder could do is keep Ethan's name out of his mouth and ignore any more attempt he makes to try to reignite the feud. Ethan doesn't realize it, but his career is collapsing. Lookit Seder's video on the Crowder incident vs the views on the ones immediately after and you'll get an idea of how badly in decline they are.

Yes, Crowder should just run away. That shows strength. lol.

 

[derpherp2]

Yes, Crowder should just run away. That shows strength. lol.

Running implies Ethan is chasing him, what you meant is slowly walking backwards while pointing and laughing as Ethan has a minor heart attack trying to grasp the concept of walking fast.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

The smartest thing Crowder could do is keep Ethan's name out of his mouth and ignore any more attempt he makes to try to reignite the feud. Ethan doesn't realize it, but his career is collapsing. Lookit Seder's video on the Crowder incident vs the views on the ones immediately after and you'll get an idea of how badly in decline they are.

You mean the guy who has to get his mom to co-host his podcast now that his mentally ill family member wants to be paid for the gig, might not be in great shape overall? Crazy talk. Hey, maybe he can get one of those e-girls he follows on Instagram to fill the slot.

 

[AssignedEva]

tl;dw on "Families":

It seems like Ethan's parents might actually be the permanent cohosts of this new podcast series, but Ethan's Mum is in the hot seat this episode. Ethan mentions that the audience warmed to her when she phoned in a while back, and then awkwardly tries to explain what "boomer" means. Then he plugs his shitty clothing brand, and brings his Dad out as well to show off some more outfits (his Dad has just had a new shoulder installed). He makes a penis joke about his Mum's microphone, and then cracks some more jokes about his non functional penis. His Mum laughs it off. His Mum talks about Father's Day, and relates an anecdote about Ethan as a little boy (when she was trying to get a picture of him and his siblings, he pulled his pants down and spread his cheeks to show off his butthole, ruining the picture) and relates how Ethan's son has his naughty sense of humour.

They then play a segment called "How Well Do You Know Your Son". Ethan makes a joke about how he talks about her in therapy. She gets a bunch of questions right and relates some nice stories and gushes over him. Ethan reveals to her that he smoked crack one time (she seems taken aback and he clarifies he "just hit it lightly"). Ethan's Mum said "we never smoked anything like that" and then Ethan's Dad reveals he smoked crack one time while they were separated, and she seems slightly taken aback again. She says she tried LSD and cocaine when she was a young student (she doesn't like doing drugs), and mentions she watched something about Cary Grant taking LSD for therapy (Ethan does not know who Cary Grant is, and when it's mentioned he was an actor in Hitchcock films, Ethan says that's "boomer"). She mentions experiencing an acid flashback and tells the production crew "this is a good reason not to do this". Ethan explains a story to her when he shit himself as an adult.

He then asks her questions about himself. She mentions how Ethan stole money off her when he was a kid, and she would have just given him money if he'd asked, and he stole his Dad's Playboy magazine and kept phoning the number for a chatline and racked up a phone bill of $800. Ethan brings up that she slapped him one time because he called her a "b-word", and then guilt trips her for not being home enough because she was working. He gives her grief for not taking his YouTube career seriously when he started out, and she said she'd just wanted him to have a fall back career and not do YouTube full time. She admits being embarrassed by Ethan's "shake that dick" video (Ethan acknowledges Hila's Dad "disowned me, pretty much" after he saw it). Ethan's Mum talks about how he and his siblings were all very intelligent, and then Ethan complains that he was held back in Kindergarden and she made a bad call (she defends herself and says it was because the kindergarden teacher was concerned about how immature he was, and wanted to make sure he'd develop properly). She talks about being amazed by his artistic abilities as a kid, and he complains she threw out all the art he'd made in high school (it got lost in a house move). Ethan talks about masturbating as a child. His Mum rambles on about how after Ethan's elder sister left it was a house of all boys, and Ethan rolls his eyes and says "pretty interesting".

That's the half way mark. Ethan's Mum seems like a nice lady, and if I met her as a friend's parent I would enjoy talking to her. But it alternates between being dull and being awkward because Ethan's trying to get a reaction out of her. He comes across as pretty unlikeable while she comes across as being a really loving and supportive Mum.

I hope someone manages to watch the rest and it gives us something else to talk about besides Seder/Crowder. Neither of them are lolcows, they're just dull.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Running implies Ethan is chasing him, what you meant is slowly walking backwards while pointing and laughing as Ethan has a minor heart attack trying to grasp the concept of walking fast.

I thought it was Crowder who had the heart problems.

 

[warehouse]

tl;dw on "Families":

It seems like Ethan's parents might actually be the permanent cohosts of this new podcast series, but Ethan's Mum is in the hot seat this episode. Ethan mentions that the audience warmed to her when she phoned in a while back, and then awkwardly tries to explain what "boomer" means. Then he plugs his shitty clothing brand, and brings his Dad out as well to show off some more outfits (his Dad has just had a new shoulder installed). He makes a penis joke about his Mum's microphone, and then cracks some more jokes about his non functional penis. His Mum laughs it off. His Mum talks about Father's Day, and relates an anecdote about Ethan as a little boy (when she was trying to get a picture of him and his siblings, he pulled his pants down and spread his cheeks to show off his butthole, ruining the picture) and relates how Ethan's son has his naughty sense of humour.

They then play a segment called "How Well Do You Know Your Son". Ethan makes a joke about how he talks about her in therapy. She gets a bunch of questions right and relates some nice stories and gushes over him. Ethan reveals to her that he smoked crack one time (she seems taken aback and he clarifies he "just hit it lightly"). Ethan's Mum said "we never smoked anything like that" and then Ethan's Dad reveals he smoked crack one time while they were separated, and she seems slightly taken aback again. She says she tried LSD and cocaine when she was a young student (she doesn't like doing drugs), and mentions she watched something about Cary Grant taking LSD for therapy (Ethan does not know who Cary Grant is, and when it's mentioned he was an actor in Hitchcock films, Ethan says that's "boomer"). She mentions experiencing an acid flashback and tells the production crew "this is a good reason not to do this". Ethan explains a story to her when he shit himself as an adult.

He then asks her questions about himself. She mentions how Ethan stole money off her when he was a kid, and she would have just given him money if he'd asked, and he stole his Dad's Playboy magazine and kept phoning the number for a chatline and racked up a phone bill of $800. Ethan brings up that she slapped him one time because he called her a "b-word", and then guilt trips her for not being home enough because she was working. He gives her grief for not taking his YouTube career seriously when he started out, and she said she'd just wanted him to have a fall back career and not do YouTube full time. She admits being embarrassed by Ethan's "shake that dick" video (Ethan acknowledges Hila's Dad "disowned me, pretty much" after he saw it). Ethan's Mum talks about how he and his siblings were all very intelligent, and then Ethan complains that he was held back in Kindergarden and she made a bad call (she defends herself and says it was because the kindergarden teacher was concerned about how immature he was, and wanted to make sure he'd develop properly). She talks about being amazed by his artistic abilities as a kid, and he complains she threw out all the art he'd made in high school (it got lost in a house move). Ethan talks about masturbating as a child. His Mum rambles on about how after Ethan's elder sister left it was a house of all boys, and Ethan rolls his eyes and says "pretty interesting".

That's the half way mark. Ethan's Mum seems like a nice lady, and if I met her as a friend's parent I would enjoy talking to her. But it alternates between being dull and being awkward because Ethan's trying to get a reaction out of her. He comes across as pretty unlikeable while she comes across as being a really loving and supportive Mum.

I hope someone manages to watch the rest and it gives us something else to talk about besides Seder/Crowder. Neither of them are lolcows, they're just dull.

this won't last, it sounds like his parents know him too well to bite when he starts trying to bait them and the few remaining Frenemies viewers will nope out until he finds someone equally or more prone to hysterics than Trisha.

 

[Tom Honks]

Yes, Crowder should just run away. That shows strength. lol.

dude at this point shut the fuck up.

Running implies Ethan is chasing him, what you meant is slowly walking backwards while pointing and laughing as Ethan has a minor heart attack trying to grasp the concept of walking fast.

i think if ethan ran for more than a second or two his heart would explode just from the sudden exertion

tl;dw on "Families":

It seems like Ethan's parents might actually be the permanent cohosts of this new podcast series, but Ethan's Mum is in the hot seat this episode. Ethan mentions that the audience warmed to her when she phoned in a while back, and then awkwardly tries to explain what "boomer" means. Then he plugs his shitty clothing brand, and brings his Dad out as well to show off some more outfits (his Dad has just had a new shoulder installed). He makes a penis joke about his Mum's microphone, and then cracks some more jokes about his non functional penis. His Mum laughs it off. His Mum talks about Father's Day, and relates an anecdote about Ethan as a little boy (when she was trying to get a picture of him and his siblings, he pulled his pants down and spread his cheeks to show off his butthole, ruining the picture) and relates how Ethan's son has his naughty sense of humour.

They then play a segment called "How Well Do You Know Your Son". Ethan makes a joke about how he talks about her in therapy. She gets a bunch of questions right and relates some nice stories and gushes over him. Ethan reveals to her that he smoked crack one time (she seems taken aback and he clarifies he "just hit it lightly"). Ethan's Mum said "we never smoked anything like that" and then Ethan's Dad reveals he smoked crack one time while they were separated, and she seems slightly taken aback again. She says she tried LSD and cocaine when she was a young student (she doesn't like doing drugs), and mentions she watched something about Cary Grant taking LSD for therapy (Ethan does not know who Cary Grant is, and when it's mentioned he was an actor in Hitchcock films, Ethan says that's "boomer"). She mentions experiencing an acid flashback and tells the production crew "this is a good reason not to do this". Ethan explains a story to her when he shit himself as an adult.

He then asks her questions about himself. She mentions how Ethan stole money off her when he was a kid, and she would have just given him money if he'd asked, and he stole his Dad's Playboy magazine and kept phoning the number for a chatline and racked up a phone bill of $800. Ethan brings up that she slapped him one time because he called her a "b-word", and then guilt trips her for not being home enough because she was working. He gives her grief for not taking his YouTube career seriously when he started out, and she said she'd just wanted him to have a fall back career and not do YouTube full time. She admits being embarrassed by Ethan's "shake that dick" video (Ethan acknowledges Hila's Dad "disowned me, pretty much" after he saw it). Ethan's Mum talks about how he and his siblings were all very intelligent, and then Ethan complains that he was held back in Kindergarden and she made a bad call (she defends herself and says it was because the kindergarden teacher was concerned about how immature he was, and wanted to make sure he'd develop properly). She talks about being amazed by his artistic abilities as a kid, and he complains she threw out all the art he'd made in high school (it got lost in a house move). Ethan talks about masturbating as a child. His Mum rambles on about how after Ethan's elder sister left it was a house of all boys, and Ethan rolls his eyes and says "pretty interesting".

That's the half way mark. Ethan's Mum seems like a nice lady, and if I met her as a friend's parent I would enjoy talking to her. But it alternates between being dull and being awkward because Ethan's trying to get a reaction out of her. He comes across as pretty unlikeable while she comes across as being a really loving and supportive Mum.

I hope someone manages to watch the rest and it gives us something else to talk about besides Seder/Crowder. Neither of them are lolcows, they're just dull.

just reading this nearly made put a bullet in my head from the sheer idiocy that is ethan" i'm a fat fuck" klein.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I suspect I’m asking something obvious, but does anyone know the current status of Klein’s relationship with PewdiePie? Last I noticed, Ethan threw PP under the bus for his use of the N word; Someone a few pages prior in this thread raised a roll call of all former YouTuber relationships which had gone South (usually due to Ethan’s insidious shit) and was curious about this one.

 

[Terminally Online]

Btw, for those who don’t know, Seder is a pedo apologist who fantasizes about his own daughter being raped by Jewish Hollywood eliteView attachment 2290993

Roman Polanski was a film director that was exposed as a sex predator that raped a number of actresses throughout his career, and this was hot news at the time this tweet was put out. That this is a joke couldn't be more obvious.

Even if (((Ethan Klein)))'s attempt at striking down Crowder works and he migrates to Bitchute, in the end the drama will stagnate, the breadtubers will stop treating him like a messiah, and he will need another prey for more clout to delay the inevitable death of his career.

I like that you put his name in jew quotes as if anyone reading this thread could possibly be unaware that the guy is jewish.

This has to be a joke...

Right...?

RIGHT!!?!?!

Yes, it is. See initial quote response. I'm hoping you're well under 25 and don't really know who Polanski is, which would explain not getting the joke. His fall from grace only happened a couple years before Cosby's did.

Why are you giving people the benefit of the doubt who think you should be censored, gulag'd and even die for your politics?

It would only be giving the guy the benefit of the doubt if you were either too young to know who Roman Polanski was, or too retarded to recognize obvious jokes.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

I thought it was Crowder who had the heart problems.

Well, we all know how badly Ethan wants to one-up him.

 

[Haramburger]

something else to talk about besides Seder/Crowder.

the episode about visiting the Wrecking Room(a place where you pay money to smash goodwill shit with hammers and swords) was pretty dull. Everyone is extremely out of shape and exhausted as they manage to slowly break some small brik-a-brak and a photocopier, before fighting a car to a draw. Probably the only creative thing they do is trot out the Gatsby™ scooter to ram into things and it surprisingly fucks up the car and photocopier without taking damage itself; it's almost an ad for the scooter imo.

The video is uploaded after the Frenemies drama, so I assume they had it scheduled but decided to theme the thumbnail/name on Trisha.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Yes, Crowder should just run away. That shows strength. lol.

Feeding the trolls doesn't make you strong. It makes you an easy mark.

But you're the socially ostracized idiot who wants the government to force people to be his friends though, so it makes sense you don't know much.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Feeding the trolls doesn't make you strong. It makes you an easy mark.

But you're the socially ostracized idiot who wants the government to force people to be his friends though, so it makes sense you don't know much.

He's already an easy mark. This just conflicts with his "i'm a tough guy i can handle anyone, look at my gun holster" gimmick.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

He's already an easy mark. This just conflicts with his "i'm a tough guy i can handle anyone, look at my gun holster" gimmick.

Jesus, you even sperg about the gun holster like Ethan does.

 

[ShiningBrightly]

Btw, for those who don’t know, Seder is a pedo apologist who fantasizes about his own daughter being raped by Jewish Hollywood eliteView attachment 2290993

i wonder how much of cancel culture is rooted in autists not understanding sarcasm..

edit to not double post: i just watched ethan's birthday roast. lol @ him literally licking frosting off the cake as soon as he is handed it. he asks hila twice what she wants for dinner before the show is over. he doesn't even prepare a reply for everyone at the end which is how you do a roast. he also comes off as one of the most insincere fucks i've ever seen. he attacks crowder's homophobia by calling him gay. he talks back to the videos, asking questions because his retarded brain doesn't get the jokes. god he's such a fat fucking moron, how does someone like this get so rich

 

[Smithfield Ham]

i wonder how much of cancel culture is rooted in autists not understanding sarcasm..

edit to not double post: i just watched ethan's birthday roast. lol @ him literally licking frosting off the cake as soon as he is handed it. he asks hila twice what she wants for dinner before the show is over. he doesn't even prepare a reply for everyone at the end which is how you do a roast. he also comes off as one of the most insincere fucks i've ever seen. he attacks crowder's homophobia by calling him gay. he talks back to the videos, asking questions because his retarded brain doesn't get the jokes. god he's such a fat fucking moron, how does someone like this get so rich

He got rich and famous because Ethan, like Rich Evans, has a very good talent for buffoonery. He can be very funny to watch stumble around, fall over, make weird noises and wobble. He's quite clownish, and when he embraces that he can actually produce some pretty good comedy. Even in his early videos where he's the voice of reason and roasting everyone, he still made fun of himself quite a bit and would usually imitate whoever he was mocking at the end as a way to illustrate their goofiness.

The problem is, unlike Rich Evans who's a skilled editor, writer and carptenter on top of a talented buffoon, Ethan's only talent is buffoonery. He's competent at nothing else, and the more he demands to be taken seriously the more stupid he looks.

 

[warehouse]

i wonder how much of cancel culture is rooted in autists not understanding sarcasm..

a lot, not just cancel culture but woke and anti-woke culture in general. people are either too autistic to understand context or too disingenuous to admit that context matters because then they have no argument.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

a lot, not just cancel culture but woke and anti-woke culture in general. people are either too autistic to understand context or too disingenuous to admit that context matters because then they have no argument.

It seems like a lot of modern political discourse depends on not understanding human nature, interacting with people or understanding them on a basic level. I guess that's why we call it clown world.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I completely disagree. If Crowder is smart, and still alive after his hearth surgery next week, he should most definitely not give sam who any air time ever. Fuck that piece of shit.
What does Crowder, or anybody who ignores the cunt gain from debating him? They don't gain face since sneeder is a literal nobody even in his own circles, they don't save face since sneeder has no following and whoever actually took Ethan's side in this bullshit has to be retarded and pretty worthless to have face with in the first place.
I first though it'd be pretty good optics if somebody took sneed on and then put him down, but that shit is just too obvious to happen. The true 42C Taekwondo Chinese Weaver Sportsball move would be to let sneed build up from whatever clout he'll get and then let any moron who'll waste their time on him be dissapointed as Ethan's and Hila's parents are probably dissapointed in them.
The circus never stops and there's no need to rick your dick in trying to stop it.
Also found this funny tweet almost randomly.View attachment 2291496

I love JLongbone. That tweet is great, and her videos are hilarious.

If you're curious enough, check out her two videos on BuntyKing. She does funny movie and TV show reviews, too. She's spent some time dunking on Ethan Klein more than once as well, so this tweet from her isn't surprising.

This particular video of hers is my favorite though:

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I love JLongbone. That tweet is great, and her videos are hilarious.

Yeah, I found her through her Batwoman reactions. Never though a reaction video could have actual quality put into it before. The woman is brilliant.
Saw the gangbanger nerds video too. Nobody could have ever imagined that this shit would end in somebody getting arrested for domestic abuse or some shit, I'd imagine. The Klein family definitely would look at this and say everything is normal and brave/beautiful.