Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So... she ripped off Plank and the Broccoli aliens from the Powerpuff Girls.

Wow, such creativity. I can't wait until I see Mom and Dad rip-offs from Cow and Chicken. Or two stupid dog aliens. I wonder what braindead bootleg from 90's cartoon network you'll next see?
SWAT Wookies: The Dual-Male Partners
 
Man looks like he's being mummified in real time... And I'm pretty sure Disney just wants him dead.

Think of it. If Ford dies, people will feel obligated to see this piece of crap for being his "last performance" and even if its an insulting disaster and all around piece of crap that makes a mockery of the franchise and its fans, people (both shills and critics) will refuse to have this garbage ever be decanonized or even memory hole'd (despite that it doesn't affect distribution) simply because its Ford's "last role", even if it makes a complete joke out of him, just like how people defend the Disney Trilogy for being Carrie's last performance, despite that it makes a complete mockery of her character (and co-stars) by making her a bipolar bitch that can fly like Mary Poppins and who's obsessed with Rey, and all the while completely wasting her acting talent.
Isn't it kind of a tradition for Ford to get injured while filming a new Indiana Jones film?
 
Omega's special because she's an unaltered clone of Jango like Boba... Which is why she looks nothing like Jango Fett?

Omega escapes Cad's ship easy and Fennec Shand kicks Cad Bane's ass.

Not much to this episode really.
Yeah now it's just Rebels 2.0 but with a strong little girl instead of Space Aladdin as "the key to everything".
I like Bane (although I wish they didn't change the voice effect) but this episode was awful.
 
Omega's special because she's an unaltered clone of Jango like Boba... Which is why she looks nothing like Jango Fett?
This is what they get for forcing the show to be about a group of people who doesn't give any reason for a diverse cast. I mean they are clones for heaven's sake. Nobody in the staff stopped for a minute and think. hmm an army of identical dudes. How will we have a female hero?

Imagine if they just made the show about some early post-clone Imperial Commando unit. Boom. All problems solved.
 
Isn't it kind of a tradition for Ford to get injured while filming a new Indiana Jones film?
I can see it now;
>ford dies while filming indy5
>studio already in too deep and does the rest via deepfake
>in an effort to be extra woke and because they can do whatever they want you get to see indy getting reamed TLOU2 style by beloq's son who comes out as transgender.
 
Is it just me, or is a lot of mainstream "feminist" entertainment some of the most anti-feminist stuff out there?

Dark Phoenix has this message that if you give women too much power, they go crazy and kill everybody.

The Last Jedi's Admiral Gender Studies Holdo is a retard who makes stupid plans that get everybody killed and is just personally unpleasant.

WandaVision has Wanda enslaving an entire town because she's crazy.

It's really kind of funny.
 
I'd argue it's a simple fact they either do not understand what makes a strong person or they hate what makes a truly strong person and go with what they think is "strength".

They focus on the doing and not the why, a leader commands but not for the sake of using power on others but to achieve a collective goal. Ackbar tells fighters to get into position to coordinate everyone to blow up a star destroyer in a clear and obvious procedure. Holdo gives out confusing directions causing mutiny out of her own fear of a spy and we all know how that shitshow ended.
 
Omega's special because she's an unaltered clone of Jango like Boba... Which is why she looks nothing like Jango Fett?

Omega escapes Cad's ship easy and Fennec Shand kicks Cad Bane's ass.

Not much to this episode really.
Where do they say that she's an unaltered clone? I had always thought that she was simply an experiment into broadening the possibilities of the Jango genome. Or even a one-off personal experiment/ creation of that motherly Kaminoan, as something tells me she sees her as sort of a daughter, and may have even started training her to be a cloning technician (which would explain why she knew enough about clones and inhibitor chips.)
 
Where do they say that she's an unaltered clone? I had always thought that she was simply an experiment into broadening the possibilities of the Jango genome. Or even a one-off personal experiment/ creation of that motherly Kaminoan, as something tells me she sees her as sort of a daughter, and may have even started training her to be a cloning technician (which would explain why she knew enough about clones and inhibitor chips.)
In the latest episode where Tech goes "I'm only now checking her DNA to see why she's so different and special compared to other clones", specifically mentioning that the only other clone like her, Alpha, is now named Boba.
 
In the latest episode where Tech goes "I'm only now checking her DNA to see why she's so different and special compared to other clones", specifically mentioning that the only other clone like her, Alpha, is now named Boba.
Because of course Dave compares his shit OC that's an OC of an OC he made to a legacy character with a big autistic fanbase.

Very kino Dave. Good thing your fanbase proves how hard you can kick them in the face and still come back for more.
 
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