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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Flaming hypocrisy and shameless grifting are their only strong points.
Look bigots, you just don't understand ok!

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

^Or something, here in Clownworld 2021
 
Look bigots, you just don't understand ok!

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

^Or something, here in Clownworld 2021

Obviously Tranch is under siege not only by Alt-right militia, but also TERF militia.
That's why they will soon need at least 300k to DIY an armored combat vehicle.
 
We don’t tell them, no pozloading my neghole, right? They’ll have to find out for themselves.
No pozloading my neghole, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.
 
No pozloading my neghole, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.
THEY PUTTING WAVES IN THE AIR THAT TURN THE FUCKIN' 'PACAS GAY!
I also heard it causes a lot of fatness and can make women grow hair on their chests and backs.
And a crippling addiction to troonsformers.
 
What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?
 
Oh man, and the weapons platform is even rigged to point the barrel at the back of the wearers head. This thing really was built for 41%'ing troons wasn't it.
No, it's just a very innovative weapons system with the ability to shoot behind their backs by ricocheting the bullets off of the helmet. Totally. It may or may not work with AP rounds.

I'm aware it's all for show, but how the fuck do they intend those guns to be fired and reloaded?
 
What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?
Because of the audience. An audience that doesn't care to research or learn things or question. They think that's just what ranch land looks like. They don't know any better. They just assume the people on TV know what they're doing. If they didn't, why else are they on TV?
 
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