Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 31 12.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 27 11.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 28 11.7%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 30 12.5%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 12 5.0%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 112 46.7%
  • Total voters
    240
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chibi is what happens when dumb people meet the internet. Vidyo gaymes, streaming, e-thots, discord trannies, it all overloads his pea-sized brain. He’d probably be happier digging drainage ditches on a farm in the 19th century instead of constantly getting distracted by autism on the net.
 
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Chibi must have remembered his dick pics again.
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BIGPOPPA445 said:
I remember making silly tweets like that when I was idk 20

Such a bizarre tweet because I assume he's talking about it happenings to ladies but of course he has to white knight on behalf of them.

Between this and his stream anxiety tweet I can tell tonight is going LOVELY for him.
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And yet he's just hanging out on the kh2 randomizer server as usual
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I'm wondering what flavor of apology tweet we will get:
A: Got distracted/"busy" followed by resolution to "get his act together"
B: Mental health problems followed by declaration of getting more therapy
C: Sappy post about how much he loves his discord friends
Nevermind it's happening:
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Helmut A Ebne said:
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And yet he's just hanging out on the kh2 randomizer server as usual
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I'm wondering what flavor of apology tweet we will get:
A: Got distracted/"busy" followed by resolution to "get his act together"
B: Mental health problems followed by declaration of getting more therapy
C: Sappy post about how much he loves his discord friends
Nevermind it's happening:
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What if I clam up and say nothing?

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
As amazed and dumbfounded as I am at this revelation, it is very on-brand for Chibi. The five-hour round trip and doing no research into the park or the weather is just the icing on the cake.
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I've never in my life heard of a water park that wasn't designed and marketed primarily with kids in mind. "Adult water park" sounds like a euphemism for a piss fetish club or something so I'm surprised Chibi didn't arrive at something far worse.
 
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Fuckedmcgoats said:
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Imagine being a 10 yr old at that waterpark and seeing a 31 yr old man with sonic blue hair crying because acouple waterslides were closed and watching the stoned 18 yr old attendant try and calm him down. LOL
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I can't state how fucking hilarious this is, I'm actually speechless.
RJ MacReady said:
I've never in my life heard of a water park that wasn't designed and marketed primarily with kids in mind. "Adult water park" sounds like a euphemism for a piss fetish club or something so I'm surprised Chibi didn't arrive at something far worse.
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I don't think adults-only ones exist, but I have been to a few where there's areas that are more made for adults (with signage that says so) and vice-versa these places also have a children's/toddler area. I remember one place had a sign that kids under 18 weren't allowed down the lazy river and a ton of parents kept getting mad lel fuck em
 
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blinkber385 said:
It's even more ridiculous than that, he went in expecting an "adult themed waterpark" and started freaking out and hyperventilating while his brother tried to get a refund

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I've...never seen a grown ass man use so many unnecessary ellipses to indicate that pity must be bestowed upon him so often.
It...just boggles the fucking mind :(
Not sure if I'll be able to stream tonight guys, gonna need to take 5 or 6 personal days to deal with all this grief I'm having. I...shouldn't be pushing myself like this.
 
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LeDarkMemer said:
Love how shit like this always happens on his birthday. Even God hates Chibi
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If TCAP was still around Chibi would pull a Lorne Armstrong and show up on his birthday, forever ruining every birthday he'll ever have.

Chris: And, Adam, how old are you?

Chibi: 31.....today

And then I imagine Chibi would pull a Dustin McFatass in the interrogation room.

Chibi: You know what the worst part of this whole thing is? The NBC guy didn't even wish me a Happy Birthday.
 
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