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If her toes are curled, they could be the result of squeezing into shoes that are too small.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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Uh what? 2 foot long socks are going to sit higher on the thigh on a short person then a taller person.
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That first pic from Lori is odd. Is this her attempt at trying to make peace when Momokun/others inevitably show up at one of the same events? Or is it to ward off the paparazzi who will be itching to take candids of her in person? Kevin is the one who said he was going to start shit with and kill people at cons if he saw them, so I think her comment to the public is misdirected, kek.
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I imagine her screeching to kevkow bc momokun just got her nose done bc she could and all Lori has is fake LV.
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'No rudeness, just chill with your homefries!" FOH, you geriatric lump. You got some nerve telling other people to show kindness.
I seriously hope they do show up at some backwoods con. Her reaction to comments on these threads shows she is hyperaware of her rapidly decomposing appearance and her poverty. People mention how Moo can afford real couture piece jewelry--she tries passing off that sweatshop atrocity. Her toes are mocked, she starts trying to pose with her chicken toes squished together. If they go anywhere and she is snapped with her actual sagging face, it will feed the forum for weeks.
I seriously hope they do show up at some backwoods con. Her reaction to comments on these threads shows she is hyperaware of her rapidly decomposing appearance and her poverty. People mention how Moo can afford real couture piece jewelry--she tries passing off that sweatshop atrocity. Her toes are mocked, she starts trying to pose with her chicken toes squished together. If they go anywhere and she is snapped with her actual sagging face, it will feed the forum for weeks.
One of several electives fat ass mariah can afford on a whim, on top of her house and all the other bullshit she owns. If Kev were smart he'd have hitched his wagon to her group, hung out a few times, got some mentions and maybe built his own following. now he's yelling into the void, trying to sell services to a community he's alienated for almost 2 years.
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I wish lori and kow would become a druggie couple just to spice things up a bit because right now they are broken records in every way possible . Chantal style drug arc would be fun and extremely kawaii ~
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Lori is too poor for drugs and could not grift or manipulate well enough to support a meth addiction anyway, she already has the body of a meth head to begin with so wouldnt really be noticable till she started scabbing up.
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It’d be funny to see them fighting over drugs, but they couldn’t afford it and Kevin would probably just let Lori pawn off all his shit for drug money.
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Lolcow noticed a weed pen in her bra and panties basket that sits on that dresser. I looked it up and Utah is a medical state so either she or Kevin has a medical card or they buy bootleg carts from someone. Also meth is pretty cheap so I could see them doing that once in awhile lol.
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Turns out I was wrong about their apartment layout. Previously I stated they were likely in a two-bedroom unit. Kevin's posts have revealed that actually his "room" is the living room and he just didn't have anything of his unpacked or set up for a year or so. It was what we saw near the kitchen and patio doors. All the belongings stacked by furniture and in boxes. It was sparse probably due to Kevin anticipating being able to live in the same room with his soon-to-be wife, only to be demoted to sleeping on an air mattress (we hope.) Also explains why we only ever saw Kevin's shoes and clothes out in that hardwood living area. I don't even think there's couches in the living area anymore, pretty sure they moved to Lori's room to hold stuffed animals and dirty clothes piles. All I notice when he posts from his "room" is that god awful rug that needs to be burned.
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Here is the link to the apartment complex they live in. If we assume one bedroom, this is the
It's the "Alta" model, 720 square feet, between $1,115 to $1,382 a month.
In the extremely unlikely event that they have a 2 bedroom, here's their floorplans
The Brighton, 840 square feet and $1,180 to $1,860 a month
The Canyons, 2 beds, 2 baths, 1,000 square feet, $1,474 to $2,163 a month.
There seems to be a large number of communal activities as well - a basketball court, a pool. cabanas, outdoor seating, and a fire pit. It's not paradise by any means and I'm sure that all these pictures are doctored, but it looks nice for what it is.
It's the "Alta" model, 720 square feet, between $1,115 to $1,382 a month.
In the extremely unlikely event that they have a 2 bedroom, here's their floorplans
The Brighton, 840 square feet and $1,180 to $1,860 a month
The Canyons, 2 beds, 2 baths, 1,000 square feet, $1,474 to $2,163 a month.
There seems to be a large number of communal activities as well - a basketball court, a pool. cabanas, outdoor seating, and a fire pit. It's not paradise by any means and I'm sure that all these pictures are doctored, but it looks nice for what it is.
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One wall of hers has the desk in the far corner by the bed, a shitty blue couch (it's hard to tell because it's under a mountain of animals), a random crappy table thing? that she sometimes takes pictures on with a blanket over it, and a pink chair (labelled as "pink bed frame thing? in the drawing because I couldn't figure out what it is at first, as it's also under a mountain of crap all the time)
The crappy table without a blanket. This also shows the closet nook with the 2 mirrors better.
Here is the wall with the blue couch. The donut is inbetween the couch and her desk, and you can see the door out of her room here too.. I think she recently replaced the silver mirror with a new white mirror and gave the silver one to Kevin, or maybe they move them around. but it's clearly in the position the silver mirror is usually, which is across from the blue couch wall, next to the white dresser with the underwear basket.
She has 2 mirrors in her room that are across from each other and the closet is in between. There is 1 window and it's above the white dresser
Photo from the blue mirror perspective which shows the open closet, and the window above the white dresser with the underwear basket:
She has a pink and a white dresser which are next to each other. The pink one is close to the bed, and the white one with the underwear basket is close to the silver mirror, which we always see. The window is above the white dresser. And her bed is in between the desk and the pink dresser. Here, you can see the desk, bed, and the pink and white dresser (apparently there is a pile of crap between teh dressers too):
So for it to be the 2 bedroom layout, there would be a door behind her desk, but there's not:
Thank you for coming to my autism talk.
Based on this I think it's actually the 2 bedroom, because of the layout of her room. it's hard to tell because her photos are reversed a lot, but I haven't seen any photos indicating that there is another door out of her room, and the 2 bedroom layout makes the most sense with the position of her things. Here's what I mean:
One wall of hers has the desk in the far corner by the bed, a shitty blue couch (it's hard to tell because it's under a mountain of animals), a random crappy table thing? that she sometimes takes pictures on with a blanket over it, and a pink chair (labelled as "pink bed frame thing? in the drawing because I couldn't figure out what it is at first, as it's also under a mountain of crap all the time)
The crappy table without a blanket. This also shows the closet nook with the 2 mirrors better.
Here is the wall with the blue couch. The donut is inbetween the couch and her desk, and you can see the door out of her room here too.. I think she recently replaced the silver mirror with a new white mirror and gave the silver one to Kevin, or maybe they move them around. but it's clearly in the position the silver mirror is usually, which is across from the blue couch wall, next to the white dresser with the underwear basket.
She has 2 mirrors in her room that are across from each other and the closet is in between. There is 1 window and it's above the white dresser
Photo from the blue mirror perspective which shows the open closet, and the window above the white dresser with the underwear basket:
She has a pink and a white dresser which are next to each other. The pink one is close to the bed, and the white one with the underwear basket is close to the silver mirror, which we always see. The window is above the white dresser. And her bed is in between the desk and the pink dresser. Here, you can see the desk, bed, and the pink and white dresser (apparently there is a pile of crap between teh dressers too):
So for it to be the 2 bedroom layout, there would be a door behind her desk, but there's not:
Thank you for coming to my autism talk.
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This post made me realice how many stuff Loru has in her bedroom that it makes it looks so small
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Imagine being Lori's age and having your house decorated in animu shit.
Also imagine being Lori's age and thinking that people wanna simp for an old-ass pretend Loli bitch.
In my experience, when you get older and you wanna make money on the bitch angle - you go the Rebecca More route and not "uwu tsundere Loli"
Lori is so dumb she can't even do sex work properly.
Also imagine being Lori's age and thinking that people wanna simp for an old-ass pretend Loli bitch.
In my experience, when you get older and you wanna make money on the bitch angle - you go the Rebecca More route and not "uwu tsundere Loli"
Lori is so dumb she can't even do sex work properly.
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You know what, this is what normal people should think and I’m tired of people saying it’s not. You are fucked in the head if you’re an adult and still obsessed with cosplay or have a room full of anime crap.
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Imagine pushing 40 and having no car, job, savings, health insurance, or assets of any kind. Yes, this happens to some people through shitty circumstances and I'm not mocking someone who loses a job and ends up like that. But this is Lori's entire adult life. She borrowed her man's car to go cheat; that's several layers of pathetic.
Imagine being Lori's age and your sole means of a subsistent survival is your rapidly deprecating body and face. No family or friends you can rely on if shit goes bad, no savings, nothing to see you through the hard times, just your gross jowling face and thin shapeless body. Wow.
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Yeah, ppl like Lori don't have a Plan B. This is everything. That's fuckin' scary. I can't imagine living that way.