If she is, in fact, on a romantic getaway with Nader at some spa, it is almost a certainty that it will be a trainwreck. Alas, we won't get to see it. I can imagine her really grossing out the other people at the spa and annoying them with animalistic squeals, grunts, guffaws, and cat voices. I can imagine her getting zonked on drugs, perhaps 'shrooms. I can imagine her getting into arguments with Nader constantly, I can imagine her not tipping people she is supposed to tip, turning her room into an absolute pigsty overnight, clogging toilets, spilling food and drinks. I can imagine more arguments on the drive back home. I really don't see how it could possibly go any differently.
Naturally, upon her return, we will be regaled with tales about how exclusive this luxury spa was, how many divine sexual positions she offered herself up in, how creamy and dreamy the 'shrooms were, and how she needed privacy from her dingbat followers, who absolutely do not deserve the weekend of pampering she got. The only good news is that she is the world's most unconvincing liar (come to think of it, she is the world's "most" for a lot of things), so we'll know pretty quickly the degree by which she is lying.
I can only hope she saved some 'shrooms for her return to video. She needs to space their ingestion by about three days or so though; 'shrooms usually don't work on back-to-back days unless she consumes a much greater quantity the second day. I would hate to miss the 'shroom show.
