Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Uncle Warren]

So is Furcadia and half their userbase, so it works out.

Wonder if they still charge people to play certain species.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

>flying toaster

Jesus that reference is so old it eats dinner at 3PM.

That was was a reference? I thought it was a lol-so-random thing.

 

[jibberjabber]

>flying toaster

Jesus that reference is so old it eats dinner at 3PM.

That species was apparently made in the 00's so, yeah

Wonder if they still charge people to play certain species.

They haven't figured out any other way to monetize their game in literally 25 years, so yeah

You can be a mouse, a horse, a cat, a dog, a weasel, a rabbit, a squirrel, a cow, a bear, a bug or a human for free

But if you want to be a premium version of any of those, that costs extra

And if you want to be one of several hundred other species, that too costs extra to the tune of triple digits. But hey everything is perpetually 70% off so just think of the bargains

Furcadia - Forwarding, please hold...

 

[raisinlove]

That was was a reference? I thought it was a lol-so-random thing

Flying toasters were from the After Dark screensaver collection, a relic from the windows 3.x era. 1989-1991 or so

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Words

Considering your first two posts were the same copypaste bullshit, one of which was on a dead thread almost five years old one would think you were a bot, or trying to low key shill for a game ran by idiots which erp's with its players.

 

[Calamity]

If you have ever wondered what it is like to play a dead MMO, you can now experience Furcadia in your browser or on your mobile device with zero need to install anything

The future is now, and also about ten years too late to matter

http://play.furcadia.com

I remember playing it a little bit when I was younger, but it was confusing as hell to me back then. I can appreciate it more nowadays being like IRC with heavy visuals, but god most of the maps are a overload of art and hard to look at. I think the only thing I really enjoyed seeing in terms of the art was browsing peoples profiles to see if they had any custom Portraits uploaded. Peoples custom art was often nicer than the actual original ingame art.

The fact they're still doing subscription species and $100 stuff when the game is probably on its deathbed is funny. Sadly I've been seeing that a lot with some older games.

 

[Trilby]

Flying toasters were from the After Dark screensaver collection, a relic from the windows 3.x era. 1989-1991 or so

Yep, I remember the After Dark collection. Every computer I saw in the late 80's/early 90's had those flying toasters screensaver used.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Yep, I remember the After Dark collection. Every computer I saw in the late 80's/early 90's had those flying toasters screensaver used.

I'm too young for that. The oldest screensaver I know is the maze one.

 

[Trilby]

I'm too young for that. The oldest screensaver I know is the maze one.

I suppose I was the right age to see computers transition from 8-bit to 16-bit and notice how much colors and graphics they began to employ.

 

[Sealbaby]

I wrote a song about the furry fandom
My body is ready for the puzzle piece ratings

Spoiler: Please Don't Join The Furries

Hey kiddies are you lonely
Are you stuck in quarantine
Can't see your friends or go outside
Your parents are so mean
Or maybe you are homeschooled
Or maybe you are gay
Or maybe you're just kind of weird
It's not for me to say

But please don't join us furries
You're really just too young
Pay no mind we're everywhere and look like so much fun
We bear no liability, don't tell us you've been had
If you get hooked on pony porn
...
We'll blame your mum and dad!

Our friends are in high places
Our hands are in the till
But ignore our Discord spaces
Don't take our horse piss pills
Feel free to go and meet some girls
To learn to be a man
Even though we'd treat you better
Than those normie cishets can

No, you mustn't join us furries!
Until you are eighteen
So piss off, pesky minor
And forget all that you've seen!

And now it's five years later
You're of age, so I can say
We didn't really mean that stuff to make you go away
We only say we're not for kids
to get those kids to stay.

But you've got to keep that secret! You've got to understand
We furries are a people persecuted through the land
We're fursecuted everywhere, and even in this song
Just look at all these fancy stats and tell me that I'm wrong

So, you see, it's not wrong.. that we have all these websites where..

(to the tune of 'Challenges' from the Furcadia soundtrack):

Kids can make a fursuit
Just not a murrsuit
Though that's what people would pay them for
They can draw a cat that's absurdly fat
Or a fox that's fifty feet tall
Yes, it's fine if they are a minor
Drawing a dragon crushed by a wagon
Just as long as no one can see a schlong
or a breast, it passes the test
We're not on the line when they get online
We don't have to care if mum can't be there
to collect her kid 'fore he gets addicted
to our innocent drawings that really aren't sexual at all!!!!! (technically)

 

[Spoonomancer]

I wrote a song about the furry fandom
My body is ready for the puzzle piece ratings

Spoiler: Please Don't Join The Furries

Hey kiddies are you lonely
Are you stuck in quarantine
Can't see your friends or go outside
Your parents are so mean
Or maybe you are homeschooled
Or maybe you are gay
Or maybe you're just kind of weird
It's not for me to say

But please don't join us furries
You're really just too young
Pay no mind we're everywhere and look like so much fun
We bear no liability, don't tell us you've been had
If you get hooked on pony porn
...
We'll blame your mum and dad!

Our friends are in high places
Our hands are in the till
But ignore our Discord spaces
Don't take our horse piss pills
Feel free to go and meet some girls
To learn to be a man
Even though we'd treat you better
Than those normie cishets can

No, you mustn't join us furries!
Until you are eighteen
So piss off, pesky minor
And forget all that you've seen!

And now it's five years later
You're of age, so I can say
We didn't really mean that stuff to make you go away
We only say we're not for kids
to get those kids to stay.

But you've got to keep that secret! You've got to understand
We furries are a people persecuted through the land
We're fursecuted everywhere, and even in this song
Just look at all these fancy stats and tell me that I'm wrong

So, you see, it's not wrong.. that we have all these websites where..

(to the tune of 'Challenges' from the Furcadia soundtrack):

Kids can make a fursuit
Just not a murrsuit
Though that's what people would pay them for
They can draw a cat that's absurdly fat
Or a fox that's fifty feet tall
Yes, it's fine if they are a minor
Drawing a dragon crushed by a wagon
Just as long as no one can see a schlong
or a breast, it passes the test
We're not on the line when they get online
We don't have to care if mum can't be there
to collect her kid 'fore he gets addicted
to our innocent drawings that really aren't sexual at all!!!!! (technically)

why are you this autistic

 

[Sealbaby]

why are you this autistic

 

[Haramburger]

I suppose I was the right age to see computers transition from 8-bit to 16-bit and notice how much colors and graphics they began to employ.

CGA/EGA/VGA era was a trip. Consoles were killing PC for a while there.

Furcadia is definitely an interesting snapshot in time, of a very specific site aesthetic. Glad I never took the furry pill in retrospect, so I can examine it from a safe distance.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Kill yourself.

 

[Misery Niggas]

> Links to an old 4chan meme post from a decade possibly

guess that answers the question...

 

[José Mourinho]

I wrote a song about the furry fandom
My body is ready for the puzzle piece ratings

Spoiler: Please Don't Join The Furries

Hey kiddies are you lonely
Are you stuck in quarantine
Can't see your friends or go outside
Your parents are so mean
Or maybe you are homeschooled
Or maybe you are gay
Or maybe you're just kind of weird
It's not for me to say

But please don't join us furries
You're really just too young
Pay no mind we're everywhere and look like so much fun
We bear no liability, don't tell us you've been had
If you get hooked on pony porn
...
We'll blame your mum and dad!

Our friends are in high places
Our hands are in the till
But ignore our Discord spaces
Don't take our horse piss pills
Feel free to go and meet some girls
To learn to be a man
Even though we'd treat you better
Than those normie cishets can

No, you mustn't join us furries!
Until you are eighteen
So piss off, pesky minor
And forget all that you've seen!

And now it's five years later
You're of age, so I can say
We didn't really mean that stuff to make you go away
We only say we're not for kids
to get those kids to stay.

But you've got to keep that secret! You've got to understand
We furries are a people persecuted through the land
We're fursecuted everywhere, and even in this song
Just look at all these fancy stats and tell me that I'm wrong

So, you see, it's not wrong.. that we have all these websites where..

(to the tune of 'Challenges' from the Furcadia soundtrack):

Kids can make a fursuit
Just not a murrsuit
Though that's what people would pay them for
They can draw a cat that's absurdly fat
Or a fox that's fifty feet tall
Yes, it's fine if they are a minor
Drawing a dragon crushed by a wagon
Just as long as no one can see a schlong
or a breast, it passes the test
We're not on the line when they get online
We don't have to care if mum can't be there
to collect her kid 'fore he gets addicted
to our innocent drawings that really aren't sexual at all!!!!! (technically)

I'm not reading this shit.

One week threadban for you. Ignore the sperg and carry on.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I wrote a song about the furry fandom
My body is ready for the puzzle piece ratings

Spoiler: Please Don't Join The Furries

Hey kiddies are you lonely
Are you stuck in quarantine
Can't see your friends or go outside
Your parents are so mean
Or maybe you are homeschooled
Or maybe you are gay
Or maybe you're just kind of weird
It's not for me to say

But please don't join us furries
You're really just too young
Pay no mind we're everywhere and look like so much fun
We bear no liability, don't tell us you've been had
If you get hooked on pony porn
...
We'll blame your mum and dad!

Our friends are in high places
Our hands are in the till
But ignore our Discord spaces
Don't take our horse piss pills
Feel free to go and meet some girls
To learn to be a man
Even though we'd treat you better
Than those normie cishets can

No, you mustn't join us furries!
Until you are eighteen
So piss off, pesky minor
And forget all that you've seen!

And now it's five years later
You're of age, so I can say
We didn't really mean that stuff to make you go away
We only say we're not for kids
to get those kids to stay.

But you've got to keep that secret! You've got to understand
We furries are a people persecuted through the land
We're fursecuted everywhere, and even in this song
Just look at all these fancy stats and tell me that I'm wrong

So, you see, it's not wrong.. that we have all these websites where..

(to the tune of 'Challenges' from the Furcadia soundtrack):

Kids can make a fursuit
Just not a murrsuit
Though that's what people would pay them for
They can draw a cat that's absurdly fat
Or a fox that's fifty feet tall
Yes, it's fine if they are a minor
Drawing a dragon crushed by a wagon
Just as long as no one can see a schlong
or a breast, it passes the test
We're not on the line when they get online
We don't have to care if mum can't be there
to collect her kid 'fore he gets addicted
to our innocent drawings that really aren't sexual at all!!!!! (technically)

I got a song for you.

Bo Burnham- Kill Yourself lyric video

Song: Kill YourselfGo follow Bo Burnham: https://www.youtube.com/user/boburnhamYou can watch the full show own his YouTube channel (or Netflix): https://www....

youtu.be

 

[TheRetardKing]

I wrote a song about the furry fandom
My body is ready for the puzzle piece ratings

Spoiler: Please Don't Join The Furries

Hey kiddies are you lonely
Are you stuck in quarantine
Can't see your friends or go outside
Your parents are so mean
Or maybe you are homeschooled
Or maybe you are gay
Or maybe you're just kind of weird
It's not for me to say

But please don't join us furries
You're really just too young
Pay no mind we're everywhere and look like so much fun
We bear no liability, don't tell us you've been had
If you get hooked on pony porn
...
We'll blame your mum and dad!

Our friends are in high places
Our hands are in the till
But ignore our Discord spaces
Don't take our horse piss pills
Feel free to go and meet some girls
To learn to be a man
Even though we'd treat you better
Than those normie cishets can

No, you mustn't join us furries!
Until you are eighteen
So piss off, pesky minor
And forget all that you've seen!

And now it's five years later
You're of age, so I can say
We didn't really mean that stuff to make you go away
We only say we're not for kids
to get those kids to stay.

But you've got to keep that secret! You've got to understand
We furries are a people persecuted through the land
We're fursecuted everywhere, and even in this song
Just look at all these fancy stats and tell me that I'm wrong

So, you see, it's not wrong.. that we have all these websites where..

(to the tune of 'Challenges' from the Furcadia soundtrack):

Kids can make a fursuit
Just not a murrsuit
Though that's what people would pay them for
They can draw a cat that's absurdly fat
Or a fox that's fifty feet tall
Yes, it's fine if they are a minor
Drawing a dragon crushed by a wagon
Just as long as no one can see a schlong
or a breast, it passes the test
We're not on the line when they get online
We don't have to care if mum can't be there
to collect her kid 'fore he gets addicted
to our innocent drawings that really aren't sexual at all!!!!! (technically)

We got a song for you as well. It goes a little something like this:

Spoiler

 

[Pizdec]

So an Oldfag of the dragon community, Necrodrone, has come out as Trans.

 

[TFT-A9]

So an Oldfag of the dragon community, Necrodrone, has come out as Trans.
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>enby

Oh so an absolutely zero effort troonout then