Containment Random Chris Updates

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Yknow for all of Chris' biggest SJW leanings the fact he doesnt see what he did could constitute as sexual harassment / assault in some places, then again, I doubt Chris would see 90% of the shitty things hes done as bad.

Given his track record and his tendency to literally not leave his house unless he has to, it may never happen, but I think if something like Gamestop or the GamePlace incident were to ever occur again, Chris would no longer get off on his Autism since he not only has a rap sheet but also evidence that he has violent tendencies. So beaten up? Maybe not. Thrown in Jail? More likely than you think!
Think it's the whole of lack of theory of mind thing, him kissing other people is fine because he's okay with it but if some other fat 40 year old troon had tried kissing Chris he'd freak out and demand justice be done.
 
Chris is acting like he's Shania in "That don't impress me much". I bet he thinks like Shiana Twain, he's telling off all them menzes who are trying to impress him and get him into bed.
Full thread
1.jpg

I am not going back to immaturity. No one in their right minds would want to that. Also being an adult doesn't impress Chris, which is what a manchild would say.
2.jpg
His second draw of Aloneness.
 
Full thread
View attachment 2296790
I am not going back to immaturity. No one in their right minds would want to that. Also being an adult doesn't impress Chris, which is what a manchild would say.
View attachment 2296791
His second draw of Aloneness.
I can just picture Chris stealing from Walmart, and when being detained, he pulls out a huge mirror puts ear plugs in his ears. It's like a child saying, "I'm a mature grown peoples", and then saying, "I'm rubber you're glue".

1624747419471.png

This si the upstanding citizen getting donations, ya'll.
 
Last edited:
I can just picture Chris stealing from Walmart, and when being detained, he pulls out a huge mirror puts ear plugs in his ears. It's like a child saying, "I'm a mature grown peoples", and then saying, "I'm rubber you're glue".

View attachment 2296994
This si the upstanding citizen getting donations, ya'll.
I eagerly await chris declaring Drwolf a troll by not doing as the autistic twitter buddha demands.
 
Probably not. In some ways, Da Merge provides him with the ultimate cop-out, which is probably why he's remained so enamoured of it. Think about it. G5 airs: Chris bitches and moans and grumbles, but then smugly declares 'Ah! But da true telling, among which, is da G4 Pony, which is still airing as I speak an' will do so for 5 more seasons yet. An' Night Star is da lead Pony. But I digress...' At the same time, he watches G5 on the quiet, decides that he loves it, especially when the Anal Cysts do, and then quietly changes his tune when he thinks that no one's looking, then pretends that he's always loved it, just like he did with Equestria Girls. Chris is at war with Eastasia. He has always been at war with Eastasia.
 
I can just picture Chris stealing from Walmart, and when being detained, he pulls out a huge mirror puts ear plugs in his ears. It's like a child saying, "I'm a mature grown peoples", and then saying, "I'm rubber you're glue".

View attachment 2296994
This si the upstanding citizen getting donations, ya'll.
Chris was very specific on 5 seasons. With him, I'd figure he'd want G4 to go on forever.
 
Jfc there's a lot to unpack with these latest batches of Chris's lunacy. First there's the fact that for the millionth time someone tries to slap Chris upside the head with the reality of his sad life, and as usual Chris shrugs it off and doesn't listen or care. It's especially insuperable when he says "your toxic behavior means nothing to me and I pity you for not seeing things my way. " before flat out telling the other person "meditate on that. " like he doesn't even word it like a suggestion he flat out orders them to do it.


Then there's the tweet about how "being a functioning adult (and human being ) doesn't impress him. Oh yeah Chris having a job, a sense of purpose and being responsible are so mundane and boring... Spoken with all the charm and wit of fellow manchildren Kevin gibes and the tranch.

Lastly there's yet again his pitiful attempt to suck up to Dr wolf and get him to stop talking about g5 because as its been established he thinks g5 will kill off g4 and his precious pony land....while we're all betting he'll be there for the premiere,
 
Oh yeah Chris having a job, a sense of purpose and being responsible are so mundane and boring...
Bob (and to a lesser extent, Barb), must be so proud. So Chris' sense of purpose, is to... I mean the autist doesn't do art anymore. Chris just tweets tarot and reads from what would be his own autobiography. At least it's something for Geno to take in as he prepares it for a future episode.
 
Will the premier of G5 and Chris having to face that reality cause him to chimp out?
If he goes to Everfree like he's claiming he's going to, he'll already be out of his element and discombobulated just from being far away from where he has spent his entire life. If he's going to go unhinged about pony blarms, it will be there.

While I think that would be fun, it's more likely he sees it, it's like G4 enough that he likes it, and he gets over it.

Just like he sperged out about Equestria Girls (for turning the ponies into humans) but eventually loved it and even made gay amiibos of it.
 
I like how he takes no responsibility in attempting to gobble footlongs at the con against the participant's wills.
King Christian I of the House of Chandler does no wrong, as usual!

what pisses me off most in the second one, that condescending way he talks like "i don't need sanity pills, i already took vitamins and sugar so begone peasant go do your thing and take your own worthless medicine." I dare him to try talking like a pompus arrogant ass to people when he finally does go homeless or at least in need of help from his white knights/enabler.
Bums do that all the time, there's always the insane entitled hobo who thinks he's better than everyone else despite literally having to fight street dogs for food. Like the ones who get angry if you give them pocket change to help them a little. Literal choosing beggars.

Anyways, fuck that guy, fuck him very much!
Full thread
Whenever I get a single bit of empathy for this retard, he manages to throw it down on the toilet, piss more on top and flush it like it's nothing. I'm really not one to wish him misfortune, but fuck if it wouldn't be pleasant to see his narcissistic, retarded ass get a rude awakening to snap him back to reality. Like having some relative take custody of him and control his finances in his stead, good luck buying legos like that!
 
King Christian I of the House of Chandler does no wrong, as usual!


Bums do that all the time, there's always the insane entitled hobo who thinks he's better than everyone else despite literally having to fight street dogs for food. Like the ones who get angry if you give them pocket change to help them a little. Literal choosing beggars.

Anyways, fuck that guy, fuck him very much!

Whenever I get a single bit of empathy for this retard, he manages to throw it down on the toilet, piss more on top and flush it like it's nothing. I'm really not one to wish him misfortune, but fuck if it wouldn't be pleasant to see his narcissistic, retarded ass get a rude awakening to snap him back to reality. Like having some relative take custody of him and control his finances in his stead, good luck buying legos like that!
It's that matter of factly way he says it all that's the kicker. "sorry doc but g5 is cancelled and g4 is back on for 5 more seasons. Because I say so. " his ego has become so bloated he legit believes because he says it it'll come true. And if it doesn't right away it will eventually.
 
Yeah, but is that really the case? Part of me wonders whether this is Chris getting increasingly desperate and doubling down on his delusions. 'Not only is it going to happen, but I have exclusive knowledge which confirms this.' Setting himself up as a faux-authority. I'm really not sure if it's genuine smugness or an equally genuine dismay which Chris is trying to cover by setting himself up as some omniscient tough guy girl.
 
It's that matter of factly way he says it all that's the kicker. "sorry doc but g5 is cancelled and g4 is back on for 5 more seasons. Because I say so. " his ego has become so bloated he legit believes because he says it it'll come true. And if it doesn't right away it will eventually.

Isn't it already a bit weirder than that? IIRC he's claiming that G4 Season 10 has been broadcast, and that Season 11 is being broadcast.
 
I wish he can show some proof that it's aired, like telling the plot scene-by-scene.
It wouldn't even be funny, he's just going to make up some schizo shit like in his stories and go off on those neverending rants. Opening up those floodgates isn't worth it!

Yeah, but is that really the case? Part of me wonders whether this is Chris getting increasingly desperate and doubling down on his delusions. 'Not only is it going to happen, but I have exclusive knowledge which confirms this.' Setting himself up as a faux-authority. I'm really not sure if it's genuine smugness or an equally genuine dismay which Chris is trying to cover by setting himself up as some omniscient tough guy girl.
Considering he actually believes that he's a video game goddess, I'm not one to doubt he actually believes in this nonsense. It's a deadly cocktail of narcissism and total detachment from reality!
 
If 5G is triggering, then he should just unfollow brony users like Dr. Wolf. Unlike Chris, they are enthusiastic about the movie.
Lately Chris loves to talk about 'peace' and 'good vibes' like he's some 1960s era hippie but we know the truth. Chris watches the bronies and therefore by giving them his attention and loyalty [see his brand loyalty] chris thinks he's owed something. Since a famous """woman""" like him watches wolf's stuff then wolf should make content that chris likes. and when wolf obviously doesn't do that, he chimps out because he feels betrayed. Above all things: chris's ego must be satisfied.
 
Back