Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[Carbonation Grimace]

You're a piece of shit, and I'm going to laugh when you get banned.

You will never taste null's cum.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Chris hasn't matured, he hasn't learned responsibility, if anything he's gotten worse as hes retreated further into isolation. .

The man is 40 fucking years old. If you haven't figured things out by age 30 you're not going to. Trying to get him to improve himself like he's a late blooming 24 year old at this point is a complete waste of effort, all we can do now is laugh.

 

[:gold:]

Null is objectively nice......too nice for Chris.

Chris-Chan is pure post-ironic outsider art. He is a blind idiot god worshiped by eyeless worms. The monetization potential hasn’t even been explored properly.

 

[Miss Misery]

It might be cheaper to do it from Dulles.

Dang, you're right.

@Null, despite my suggestion of DCA earlier, Dulles/IAD is a way better idea if that's an option. It's at least a half hour closer and doesn't involve him driving in the clusterfuck around DC.

 

[Siegfried]

Is Chris gonna have a handler? Pretty sure he's fine by himself but I'd be a bit worried about some jackass setting him off and him getting stranded for a day or so

 

[Sarah Connor]

I'll exchange all my $DOGE into USD and give it to him if he adds me to Sonichu canon

 

[Rupin]

Nope sorry null, that one time I was a field agent at the last bronycon was just that, a one time thing. Good luck to you and everyone else willing to go along with this little excursion though, get plenty of pics of him alone at the dance they'll most likey be holding.

I’m sure some landwhale with a cuck boyfriend will take pity on Chris and dance with him.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Assuming you have a "buddy" that goes with him. The plane trip from BWI to Seattle is what 5 hours if you figure a stopover or maybe 2 or 3 hours nonstop? Then you have to rent a hotel and meals and car rental, the cost of the bronycon. Maybe the first thing is to work out a realistic budget if Null is really serious with this?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I’m sure some landwhale with a cuck boyfriend will take pity on Chris and dance with him.

Just no threesomes.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Assuming you have a "buddy" that goes with him. The plane trip from BWI to Seattle is what 5 hours if you figure a stopover or maybe 2 or 3 hours nonstop? Then you have to rent a hotel and meals and car rental, the cost of the bronycon. Maybe the first thing is to work out a realistic budget if Null is really serious with this?

I'm fairly certain Null will do better than Joseph Draft.

 

[Miss Misery]

Assuming you have a "buddy" that goes with him. The plane trip from BWI to Seattle is what 5 hours if you figure a stopover or maybe 2 or 3 hours nonstop? Then you have to rent a hotel and meals and car rental, the cost of the bronycon. Maybe the first thing is to work out a realistic budget if Null is really serious with this?

Have you ever been on a plane? It's 6 hours nonstop going west and five going east, depending on the wind and other conditions.

Edit: And he doesn't need a fucking car rental. The hotel has an airport shuttle or he can get an Uber/Lyft.

 

[Buck Mullet]

It's pretty cool especially if you're autistic. There are also trains with private rooms in them where Chris could sperg out to his heart's delight without bugging anyone, called Amtrak Viewliners. They even give you three meals a day along with the package.

Way back when I took the California Zephyr from Chicago to Denver for the cheapest fare available. It was pretty much the same cost as flying, but reasons. It felt like I had a lot of privacy in just a high backed long seat, it was nice not being arm to arm with some rando.

I think the rail experience would much better suit Chris than flying, especially if he has a connection flight. That doubles the chance of him having a meltdown and not being allowed on the plane, which for all the crap he wears and other obvious reasons puts him at a high risk for. I'm sure security for Amtrak has been beefed since my trip, but once he's on the train it's likely he can just chill and sperg out without bothering anyone much.

Even if it costs a little more and would produce less milk, when has price ever been a considering factor for Chris?

 

[Tikbalang]

I have a feeling Barb might as well go along with him. I also think if she does so, she's afraid that trolls would steal some of her sweet, sweet hoard. If Barb is anything like Chris, she'll impossibly want both.

That's a win-win for burglars and the Chandlers. For burglars, animals get saved and a loot from Chris's room. For the chandlers, at least they get their house slightly cleaner.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Yet another literal who brony convention. Has chris become self aware and decided to abuse his infamy to do a attention whoring national tour?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Way back when I took the California Zephyr from Chicago to Denver for the cheapest fare available. It was pretty much the same cost as flying, but reasons. It felt like I had a lot of privacy in just a high backed long seat, it was nice not being arm to arm with some rando.

I think the rail experience would much better suit Chris than flying, especially if he has a connection flight. That doubles the chance of him having a meltdown and not being allowed on the plane, which for all the crap he wears and other obvious reasons puts him at a high risk for. I'm sure security for Amtrak has been beefed since my trip, but once he's on the train it's likely he can just chill and sperg out without bothering anyone much.

Even if it costs a little more and would produce less milk, when has price ever been a considering factor for Chris?

Chris would probably be confused since you have to switch trains. He'd do better flying. I just hope he brings all his rings, bracelets and necklaces in another bag because it'd be interesting for him to chimpout at TSA for taking up their time and him having to tell them they a lower form of jerkop.

 

[The Spice boi]

I'm conflicted: I don't want Chris to die trying to drive, but guys

The Road Trip Saga. I'm fucking wheezing at the thought

 

[:gold:]

Yet another literal who brony convention. Has chris become self aware and decided to do a attention whoring national tour?

Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage. In the case of Chris, the parasite has taken over completely.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I hope he gets roped into a threesome with a weird couple or just ends up getting a hooker. I want him to have sex again and see how the new age spiritual, delusional narcissist Chris responds to getting laid.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Have you ever been on a plane? It's 6 hours nonstop going west and five going east, depending on the wind and other conditions.

Edit: And he doesn't need a fucking car rental. The hotel has an airport shuttle or he can get an Uber/Lyft.

Never flown across the country before.

 

[Miss Misery]

Way back when I took the California Zephyr from Chicago to Denver for the cheapest fare available. It was pretty much the same cost as flying, but reasons. It felt like I had a lot of privacy in just a high backed long seat, it was nice not being arm to arm with some rando.

I think the rail experience would much better suit Chris than flying, especially if he has a connection flight. That doubles the chance of him having a meltdown and not being allowed on the plane, which for all the crap he wears and other obvious reasons puts him at a high risk for. I'm sure security for Amtrak has been beefed since my trip, but once he's on the train it's likely he can just chill and sperg out without bothering anyone much.

Even if it costs a little more and would produce less milk, when has price ever been a considering factor for Chris?

Chris cannot handle a 77-hour (one way!) journey and three train changes.

Spoiler

Segment 1 of 3
Charlottesville, VA, (CVS) 176 Northeast Regional
8:53a, Mon, Aug 9 (2h 29m)

Washington, DC, (WAS ) Union Station
11:22a, Mon, Aug 9

4h 43m layover > transfer

Segment 2 of 3
Washington, DC, (WAS) Union Station 29 Capitol Limited
4:05p, Mon, Aug 9 (17h 40m)

Chicago, IL, (CHI ) Union Station
8:45a, Tue, Aug 10

5h 30m layover > transfer

Segment 3 of 3
Chicago, IL, (CHI) Union Station 7 Empire Builder
2:15p, Tue, Aug 10 (46h 10m)

Seattle, WA, (SEA ) King Street Station
10:25a, Thu, Aug 12

Not to mention the third segment from Chicago to Seattle includes ALL of these stops:
Chicago, IL - Union Station (CHI)
Glenview, IL (GLN)
Milwaukee, WI - Downtown (MKE)
Columbus, WI (CBS)
Portage, WI (POG)
Wisconsin Dells, WI (WDL)
Tomah, WI (TOH)
La Crosse, WI (LSE)
Winona, MN (WIN)
Red Wing, MN (RDW)
St. Paul-Minneapolis, MN - Union Depot (MSP)
St. Cloud, MN (SCD)
Staples, MN (SPL)
Detroit Lakes, MN (DLK)
Fargo, ND (FAR)
Grand Forks, ND (GFK)
Devils Lake, ND (DVL)
Rugby, ND (RUG)
Minot, ND (MOT)
Stanley, ND (STN)
Williston, ND (WTN)
Wolf Point, MT (WPT)
Glasgow, MT (GGW)
Malta, MT (MAL)
Havre, MT (HAV)
Shelby, MT (SBY)
Cut Bank, MT (CUT)
Browning, MT (BRO)
East Glacier Park, MT (GPK)
Essex, MT (ESM)
West Glacier, MT (WGL)
Whitefish, MT (WFH)
Libby, MT (LIB)
Sandpoint, ID (SPT)
Spokane, WA - Amtrak Station (SPK)
Pasco, WA (PSC)
Wishram, WA (WIH)
Bingen-White Salmon, WA (BNG)
Vancouver, WA (VAN)
Portland, OR - Union Station (PDX)
Ephrata, WA (EPH)
Wenatchee, WA - Amtrak Station (WEN)
Leavenworth, WA - Icicle Station (LWA)
Everett, WA (EVR)
Edmonds, WA (EDM)
Seattle, WA - King Street Station (SEA)

Imagine Chris getting frustrated and impatient while sitting at each one of those stations during the 46 hour train trip (that's ONLY from Chicago to Seattle).

And then imagine the likelihood of him wanting to do it all over again three days later...