Honestly at first I did feel bad for this dude because it read like he really had left his past behind. Sure, he sounded really desperate and dramatic, but maybe he was going through a rough patch. Whatever. I'm not a giant douche. Last person who came up to us politely and proved their lolcowdom was in the past and they'd rather not be reminded about it got their thread removed. If that was it I'd have vouched for hiding this dude's thread.
Then it just sort of devolved into extortion and classic "I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON'T STOP" dramawhore behavior. We're not responsible for what people do off-site and we are not responsible for what you do to yourself.
Not like I actually want him to neck himself because again I'm not some 13-year-old edgelord from 2009 4chan. But come on, mate. What do you want us to do. You only had to be a little less hysterical and we would've probably helped you.
I doubt he's gonna do it anyway, because these people never do. But if he does, expect a massive round of "KIWI FARMS IS EVIL" in the media. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, I guess.