Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

Some real mixed signals here
 

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Having Chris going over the Rockies in that dilapidated soccer mom van is almost on par with his magic vag Saga, I just wonder if he's clever enough to figure out that people are going to freak out about him doing this and therefore pool money together to keep him from dying.

I think Null's motives are pure, but I think there's only so much you can do to keep idiots from killing themselves.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Is it really fair to the other passengers on the airplane to subject them to Chris?
I think a cross country bus trip is more fair.
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Chris will probably behave himself.

That being said, I definitely think he should be chaperoned at the con for more than just the potential lulz
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Or transform into his Sonichu form and run there and back at the speed of sound?
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That requires taking psychedelics
Glassshardballpit said:
That being said, I definitely think he should be chaperoned at the con for more than just the potential lulz
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Chaperone's job should not just monitor Chris's behavior but also do a livestream focusing on him at a distance. Also a chaperone has to be a black man wearing a mall security uniform.
 
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Tikbalang said:
That requires taking psychedelics

Chaperone's job should not just monitor Chris's behavior but also do a livestream focusing on him at a distance. Also a chaperone has to be a black man wearing a mall security uniform.
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I think people are biting at the chomp, myself included, for a little action after 2 years of almost nothing.

But the last thing that needs to happen is Chris ending up in jail or driving off a cliff.... Or dying of heat exposure.

Another thing he'll need to bring is plenty of water and sunscreen as it's in the triple digits currently in the Pacific Northwest.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I have a feeling Barb might as well go along with him. I also think if she does so, she's afraid that trolls would steal some of her sweet, sweet hoard. If Barb is anything like Chris, she'll impossibly want both.
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Wouldn't this be one of the best ways to keep Chris under control for the trip?

Assuming paypigs are able to fund two plane tickets and his mom is willing to go with him.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Wouldn't this be one of the best ways to keep Chris under control for the trip?

Assuming paypigs are able to fund two plane tickets and his mom is willing to go with him.
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From what I've gathered in the OP, Null implied that it was a solo trip, and that there would be some he trusted that was paid who would be in Seattle to meet Chris when he arrived; didn't mention squat about Barb whether she was staying or going with Chris.

I agree that Barb going with Chris to this con would be for the best. She's been bitching at Chris for leaving to cons and leaving her alone, at the same time chimping out if she doesn't answer his calls. The difference is, Barb was somewhat comfortable with Chris going to cons because they were relatively close. This one, not so much.
 
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Ronnie Rocket said:
Chris cannot handle a 77-hour (one way!) journey and three train changes.

Segment 1 of 3
Charlottesville, VA, (CVS) 176 Northeast Regional
8:53a, Mon, Aug 9 (2h 29m)

Washington, DC, (WAS ) Union Station
11:22a, Mon, Aug 9

4h 43m layover > transfer

Segment 2 of 3
Washington, DC, (WAS) Union Station 29 Capitol Limited
4:05p, Mon, Aug 9 (17h 40m)

Chicago, IL, (CHI ) Union Station
8:45a, Tue, Aug 10

5h 30m layover > transfer

Segment 3 of 3
Chicago, IL, (CHI) Union Station 7 Empire Builder
2:15p, Tue, Aug 10 (46h 10m)

Seattle, WA, (SEA ) King Street Station
10:25a, Thu, Aug 12

Not to mention the third segment from Chicago to Seattle includes ALL of these stops:
Chicago, IL - Union Station (CHI)
Glenview, IL (GLN)
Milwaukee, WI - Downtown (MKE)
Columbus, WI (CBS)
Portage, WI (POG)
Wisconsin Dells, WI (WDL)
Tomah, WI (TOH)
La Crosse, WI (LSE)
Winona, MN (WIN)
Red Wing, MN (RDW)
St. Paul-Minneapolis, MN - Union Depot (MSP)
St. Cloud, MN (SCD)
Staples, MN (SPL)
Detroit Lakes, MN (DLK)
Fargo, ND (FAR)
Grand Forks, ND (GFK)
Devils Lake, ND (DVL)
Rugby, ND (RUG)
Minot, ND (MOT)
Stanley, ND (STN)
Williston, ND (WTN)
Wolf Point, MT (WPT)
Glasgow, MT (GGW)
Malta, MT (MAL)
Havre, MT (HAV)
Shelby, MT (SBY)
Cut Bank, MT (CUT)
Browning, MT (BRO)
East Glacier Park, MT (GPK)
Essex, MT (ESM)
West Glacier, MT (WGL)
Whitefish, MT (WFH)
Libby, MT (LIB)
Sandpoint, ID (SPT)
Spokane, WA - Amtrak Station (SPK)
Pasco, WA (PSC)
Wishram, WA (WIH)
Bingen-White Salmon, WA (BNG)
Vancouver, WA (VAN)
Portland, OR - Union Station (PDX)
Ephrata, WA (EPH)
Wenatchee, WA - Amtrak Station (WEN)
Leavenworth, WA - Icicle Station (LWA)
Everett, WA (EVR)
Edmonds, WA (EDM)
Seattle, WA - King Street Station (SEA)

Imagine Chris getting frustrated and impatient while sitting at each one of those stations during the 46 hour train trip (that's ONLY from Chicago to Seattle).

And then imagine the likelihood of him wanting to do it all over again three days later...
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Those stops aren't correct. The Empire Builder has two destinations from Chicago. Seattle and Portland. The route forks west of Spokane. Which is another thing that could get fucked up.
Scarlett Johansson said:
In a pandemic....
I can't see him getting to Washington. I wouldn't want him hitchhiking either to be honest. Where will he get the money?
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Barely anyone picks up hitchhikers anymore. This isn't the 70's. They are all homeless drifters and varying degrees of fucked up. No trucker will touch him.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
Barely anyone picks up hitchhikers anymore. This isn't the 70's. They are all homeless drifters and varying degrees of fucked up. No trucker will touch him.
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Chris standing at the side of the road doing the hitchhiking thumb gesture.
The garbage truck driver stopped near him and said "Hop in. Not here! At the back".
 
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If Chris attempts to make that trek by driving Sonchu he'll surely die. It's almost a 2 day drive (without stops), and he drives like an old woman. I for one, don't want to see that happen. He needs to outlive Barb so we could see the foreclosure/homeless saga.

AnOminous said:
"Con crud" is a thing at the best of times, any time you have people coming from all over the country to one place to be in the same place, they basically encounter bugs that weren't where they originated from. If they took a plane or some other public transport it's even worse because they were also potentially exposed to bugs from people from other countries in the airport and the plane itself, not just the originating airport and the endpoint, but any layover along the way too.
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This was a problem ever since commercial airlines were a thing. The fact that people are figuring this out (and spazzing out about it) just now is fucking baffling to me.

Besides, he's going to Seattle, whatever bug he could catch on a 6 hour flight with some random tourists is nothing compared to what he could catch walking around that cesspool of a city.
 
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