Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

[drmccoy]

You guys are all talking about the Rockies. Oh, that should be a 2nd issue compared to the real obstacle for Chris... Chicago. I assure you that his poor planning will result in him driving on 80/90 through downtown. He is absolutely going to have issues. That is, if he remembers the tolls. And Barb will get some photos in the mail saying that her little boy skipped paying 5+ tolls. The traffic is bad, real bad. He won't bring enough money for the tolls on 80/90. That will be funny. I travel all the time to get back home, a shitty two day trip. I have AAA, a phone, and have my car fixed/checked out before every trip. Chris won't do any of that. When was the last oil change?

Then there's the stretch from Wisconsin to the WA border. Nothing. At all. Except scary rednecks in small, creepy gas stations. Imagine him trying to navigate downtown Seattle. I did it on foot and got a little lost. He'll end up in the bay. I know where this convention is and it's right in the heart of downtown.

Train? Good luck. He'll miss a connection.

Airplane? Others have covered it well. He'll end up on youtube when a passenger records him doing something stupid.

 

[Annie Adderall]

You guys are all talking about the Rockies. Oh, that should be a 2nd issue compared to the real obstacle for Chris... Chicago. I assure you that his poor planning will result in him driving on 80/90 through downtown.

Family Vacation reenactment wouldn't be complete without a Chicago saga.

Does the Sonichumobile still have hubcaps?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris standing at the side of the road doing the hitchhiking thumb gesture.

Or in Chris' mind, since he's a "woman", tilt up his skirt to reveal more leg. That'll stop the drivers.

 

[Yeşil]

Can't wait for the second hedgehog defensive pose and the dance with magi-chan

 

[Muu]

I don't see Chris going to this thing.

 

[roj]

This is the end of Chris. It'll end in a redneck lynching him, exposure to the elements, driving off a cliff or something else in tandem with the way the universe had decided to guide him off this mortal coil.

I'll get the shrine in order.

 

[TaterBot]

I hope he tries. Put Barb, The Captain, a few pot-smoking friends, and all the junk he normally carts around x5 and it'll be like Grapes of Wrath meets Little Miss Sunshine.
C'mon Null, make it happen.

 

[Info Player Start]

I don't see Chris going to this thing.

This is the most likely out come. Chris will probably make a YouTube video whining about it at most. I can't even imagine wanting to go to cons that far, unless your a paid guest. Even before Covid.

 

[Tikbalang]

Or in Chris' mind, since he's a "woman", tilt up his skirt to reveal more leg. That'll stop the drivers.

Or they'll crash to one another.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Family Vacation reenactment wouldn't be complete without a Chicago saga.

Does the Sonichumobile still have hubcaps?

Chris would turn into a Karen around a bunch of black dudes real quick. "Any of you niggos know where I can find my brony bretheren? I would be down with BLM, but fadder told me from anudder dimension ya'll unemployed niggos bring everything on yourselfs. Now, point in the direction of the ponies!"

 

[Hell's Garnish]

Everyfree Northwest is an August 13th Bronycon thing.

Problem: It's in Seattle.

Chris's current plan is to drive the van over the rockies to Seattle taking one stop to rest in a parking lot.

I am using executive privilege to veto this plan in favor of a flight itinerary. Chris will need a rental car but has already book a hotel room for the weekend and gotten a pass to go. I'm debating how to get the money for this. Chris is considering a GoFundMe. This might be a good test to see if I can get Chris to do drawings and shoutout videos reliably.

Discuss. Are any of you going there? I might need someone dependable to call on.


Edit: If you're going to this thread to lecture me for helping Chris, or to bitch about Chris doing anything besides working in a Bauxite mine, consider killing yourself instead. I'm not asking you for your money. Chris has a huge following.

Edit: Chris does not need your money. This is not for you. This is for Chris's fans on Twitter who offer Chris money every single day.

God,you're sweet. i would go there to help you out but i cant. hope this goes well for you,Null!

 

[Tikbalang]

So there are three ways to travel unsupervised but all will end badly.

• Plane: same fate as Nick Fuentes
• Car: Texas Chainsaw Massacre plot
• Train: Getting lost

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Everyfree Northwest is an August 13th Bronycon thing.

Problem: It's in Seattle.

Chris's current plan is to drive the van over the rockies to Seattle taking one stop to rest in a parking lot.

I am using executive privilege to veto this plan in favor of a flight itinerary. Chris will need a rental car but has already book a hotel room for the weekend and gotten a pass to go. I'm debating how to get the money for this. Chris is considering a GoFundMe. This might be a good test to see if I can get Chris to do drawings and shoutout videos reliably.

Discuss. Are any of you going there? I might need someone dependable to call on.


Edit: If you're going to this thread to lecture me for helping Chris, or to bitch about Chris doing anything besides working in a Bauxite mine, consider killing yourself instead. I'm not asking you for your money. Chris has a huge following.

Edit: Chris does not need your money. This is not for you. This is for Chris's fans on Twitter who offer Chris money every single day.

Maybe tell him to crank out Issues 14 through 20??

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Maybe tell him to crank out Issues 14 through 20??

Or to stop cranking out those fumes that are melting the glaciers.

 

[LargeChoonger]

This thread is giving off serious "Barb might die soon" vibes. I have no idea why that is considering I'm not seeing anything implying that and it's mostly unrelated

 

[Blacklight]

Not sure if anyone said this, but getting a rental car right now for a near cross country road trip is going to be next to impossible/stupidly expensive. I just got in a minor fender bender, and all of the local rental places at least forty miles out don't have a single 2 or 4 door sedan to rent for at least a number of weeks.

 

[Jason Wynn]

This thread is giving off serious "Barb might die soon" vibes. I have no idea why that is considering I'm not seeing anything implying that and it's mostly unrelated

Wouldn’t that be the capstone to his little misadventures, coming home to discover her rotting corpse

 

[Haesindang Park]

Problem: It's in Seattle.

I don't know how he would manage to drive to Seattle. Best option would be to get him a round trip flight to Seattle.

As someone who has been to Seattle, oh god the infrastructure is a horrid mess! The parking lots are narrow everywhere, that even in the parking garages, the space between cars on the lots are ridiculously minimal! If that's not enough, the street designs are so horrid, that it makes the city of Houston in Texas look very organized like the city of Nursultan in Kazakhstan or the city of Brasilia in Brazil! Even the city of Dallas in Texas has far better roads and infrastructure than Seattle does!

Then there's the fact that almost everything is overpriced in Seattle because of the city's idiotic minimum wage laws! Even the luxury hotels in Seattle are overpriced! Have you seen the average McDonald's there? They got touchscreens for customers to order their own crap from there but I wonder if Chris knows how to use them. Oh and did I mention how almost everything is overpriced in Seattle? Even Domino's is expensive there!

And then there's this place they call as The Gum Wall? In my opinion, that's so gross!

Seattle is such a disorganized city, I wouldn't travel my way there just for a convention. The only thing I like about Seattle is Pike Market, smoked salmon, and seafood there. Everything else seems to fit more for the hipster scenes these days. But hey there's the Amazon headquarters there and a lot of locals in Seattle have dogs. I also like their waste organization and disposal plans too as well as their approach to replacing disposable plastics with something better. But asides from those things, Seattle has a lot to work on before they can be a proper convention city.

Oh yeah lets not forget that Seattle has a growing vegan scene and is known for their love for soy-based drinks, one of them being Soylent from which I heard is popular there. Soylent is very sweet but also calorie dense too. If you have a history of kidney stones or other kidney diseases, it's good to avoid soy in the drinks since too much soy can lead to kidney stones. Chris has a history of kidney stones, albeit once, so I would not recommend him to try any soy drinks in Seattle.

 

[Tikbalang]

Wouldn’t that be the capstone to his little misadventures, coming home to discover her rotting corpse

Then he asks himself "Is her death worth the trip?". The answer is "Yes".

 

[ColtWalker1847]

As someone who has been to Seattle, oh god the infrastructure is a horrid mess! The parking lots are narrow everywhere, that even in the parking garages, the space between cars on the lots are ridiculously minimal! If that's not enough, the street designs are so horrid, that it makes the city of Houston in Texas look very organized like the city of Nursultan in Kazakhstan or the city of Brasilia in Brazil! Even the city of Dallas in Texas has far better roads and infrastructure than Seattle does!

Then there's the fact that almost everything is overpriced in Seattle because of the city's idiotic minimum wage laws! Even the luxury hotels in Seattle are overpriced! Have you seen the average McDonald's there? They got touchscreens for customers to order their own crap from there but I wonder if Chris knows how to use them. Oh and did I mention how almost everything is overpriced in Seattle? Even Domino's is expensive there!

And then there's this place they call as The Gum Wall? In my opinion, that's so gross!

Seattle is such a disorganized city, I wouldn't travel my way there just for a convention. The only thing I like about Seattle is Pike Market, smoked salmon, and seafood there. Everything else seems to fit more for the hipster scenes these days. But hey there's the Amazon headquarters there and a lot of locals in Seattle have dogs. I also like their waste organization and disposal plans too as well as their approach to replacing disposable plastics with something better. But asides from those things, Seattle has a lot to work on before they can be a proper convention city.

Oh yeah lets not forget that Seattle has a growing vegan scene and is known for their love for soy-based drinks, one of them being Soylent from which I heard is popular there. Soylent is very sweet but also calorie dense too. If you have a history of kidney stones or other kidney diseases, it's good to avoid soy in the drinks since too much soy can lead to kidney stones. Chris has a history of kidney stones, albeit once, so I would not recommend him to try any soy drinks in Seattle.

Oh quit. He ain't driving around Seattle. He's taking an Uber and staying in some dump out by the airport. He ain't got the coin to do anything else. For extra lulz he could stay at that Travelodge down by the Port of Tacoma in Fife that the Antifa homeless people tried taking over last December.