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God hates Kevin and the Tranch:
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Kevin of course, the cumbrain puts more thought into his fetishes more than anything else:
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>"Thinking I wasn't into men at all".

Then why does he call himself a "bi lesbian"? Even then, this is false, because he's attracted to MTFs (who are men).
 
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Bit behind, but I see we're back to Ripley's fun at UCSF, so let me supply some info/background. (Though: Of course Ripley got misgendered there. He's not an inanimate object. Whatt Ripley's leaving out? The people misgendering him were...ah...brown...and very definitely not American-born.)

Looks like the docs involved in Ripley's many surgeries swapped stories and realized he had a fit everywhere he went, no matter how "accommodating" they tried to be. "Discharging" himself and sneaking in meds probably put a bright red flag on his file. He even signed the slip allowing them to share his records, and the first thing they probably included was all the times he thrashed around with the gas and made a nuisance of himself and continued patterns of being awful to staffers and nurses. So this Helen Wittenberg's practice had already seen him refuse to answer questions and got the greenlight to dump him.

I love how Kevin's requirements to begin dating is [sees them]. That's it.
The docs in Ripley's many surgeries definitely swapped stories. Not only that, but he definitely had flags in his file which every single person would have seen.

The person taking notes is, most likely, either a resident being trained, a PA, or a medical scribe. The medical scribe makes minimum wage and is not paid enough for this. The resident or PA will be likely handling parts of Ripley'ss care directly, especially if his surgeon's retiring.

Also, since I got his intersex story's details now: One of the huge tells that he's lying is his story about being intersex, detected and assigned male at birth. This is going to get a bit horrific, but... The first thing to keep in mind is that...to quote the docs this info got gathered from? It's easier to make a pole than a hole. When they do surgically assign a sex to an infant at birth? There's an amhole installation. (Because the doc judges the kid's peepee to be too small and missed the debunking of Dr. Money's study that claimed you can just troon out a baby if the peepee isn't 'acceptable' and the kid's gonna be juuuust fine--that sex is completely learned. Dr. Money's study included lots of covering up that the kid he was forcing to troon out was Not Okay with this, and fucked-up shit like wanting forced twincest kiddy sexy funteims as...part of socializing the trooned out son as a girl. ...that is documented, if you're wondering. Fucking pedo.) Somebody who's AMAB and intersex is typically diagnosed later when things go off the rails. We've also--for possibly obvious reasons--moved towards waiting a bit to do any surgical alterations, because basically you can render it so much decorative meat super-easy when it's small. So, um, on why people might very validly worry about the kid's ability to come when older?

It comes from pervs transing out people without their consent, and leaving them with entirely decorative genitalia. But as I've said before and will say again, troons don't understand consent. None of Tumblrinas or their Twitter diaspora understand consent.

Honestly, it's probably easier to list what they do understand than what they don't really understand. ...wait, no, you're probably going to be accurate enough if you just go with 'everything.'
 
Moral of the story; don't have anal sex cause by the time you're 50 you'll need to wear diapers
Okay now I finally understand why so many of our patients are incontinent...

The first thing to keep in mind is that...to quote the docs this info got gathered from? It's easier to make a pole than a hole. When they do surgically assign a sex to an infant at birth? There's an amhole installation.
I think you meant "it's easier to make a hole than a pole".

If you can elaborate without doxing yourself while also remembering you're committing a HIPAA violation here, where is this info about Ripley coming from?
 
I think you meant "it's easier to make a hole than a pole".

If you can elaborate without doxing yourself while also remembering you're committing a HIPAA violation here, where is this info about Ripley coming from?
You're right, hole than a pole. Time for more coffee.

As for the info about Ripley? No HIPPA violation involved, this is 100% from things he said and generic background knowledge. But...it's outright absurd to expect that the surgeons won't will talk about shared patients, especially when they're coordinating surgery, which is exactly what Ripley described. They also use an EMR system, you can tell because they use MyChart and that is a portal to access your own records via Apex/Epic; expect every single doctor in the system to be able to see every single note, procedure, medication, and communication with trivial effort. Oh, and one of the standard things to make it into chart flags is outside meds, especially if your follow-up is a ma'ampage.

Also, honestly? I know most places the rule when you've got a patient who is known to chimp out is to boot everybody you can get away with booting from the room. And everybody will gossip so everybody knows why so nobody will innocently go into the room to do shit like, say, give Ripley his consent forms to sign. Stuff that there is no sane reason to expect the provider to do personally.

And, well, the misgenering is...from being in an area with a lot of people who are...ah...brown, and native speakers of a language that doesn't have gendered third-person pronouns. Cis, trans, human, animal, it's gonna get misgendered. Because they're not used to a language with gendered third-person pronouns. But hey, nobody accused troons of being aware that English is weird...never mind most of us know that one already.
 
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You're right, hole than a pole. Time for more coffee.

As for the info about Ripley? No HIPPA violation involved, this is 100% from things he said and generic background knowledge. But...it's outright absurd to expect that the surgeons won't will talk about shared patients, especially when they're coordinating surgery, which is exactly what Ripley described. They also use an EMR system, you can tell because they use MyChart and that is a portal to access your own records via Apex/Epic; expect every single doctor in the system to be able to see every single note, procedure, medication, and communication with trivial effort. Oh, and one of the standard things to make it into chart flags is outside meds, especially if your follow-up is a ma'ampage.

Also, honestly? I know most places the rule when you've got a patient who is known to chimp out is to boot everybody you can get away with booting from the room. And everybody will gossip so everybody knows why so nobody will innocently go into the room to do shit like, say, give Ripley his consent forms to sign. Stuff that there is no sane reason to expect the provider to do personally.

And, well, the misgenering is...from being in an area with a lot of people who are...ah...brown, and native speakers of a language that doesn't have gendered third-person pronouns. Cis, trans, human, animal, it's gonna get misgendered. Because they're not used to a language with gendered third-person pronouns. But hey, nobody accused troons of being aware that English is weird...never mind most of us know that one already.
Oh no no, I wasn't suggesting surgeons talking to each other is a HIPAA violation, it was just unclear to me that you mined all that from his own words (well done!) so I was concerned. Medical staff on all levels can, should, and do talk to each other about patients; as long as it's not where some rando can hear you then it's NBD.

And EMR systems can be really useful for medical staff (I think we've briefly touched on this before; MyChart vs. Cerner PowerChart etc.) but IF you have a competent physician/psych and you're a patient trying to game the system then you're kinda fucked because every single doctor you have can access your chart and ferret out any lies or bad behavior. Unfortunately where I work, hardly anyone has the time to do that sort of due diligence - which is why one of our patients is getting intensive grief therapy because his mother just died a few weeks ago... but if you look back in his chart? This is actually the 15th time she's died in the past 7 years.

I feel bad for any medical staff that has to interact with Ripley in any way. He's a minefield and one toe out of line is going to make him detonate.
 
These fucking guys. Kevin would get a flat tire and be like "my car is topping me huff huff". He could get stuck in an elevator and call it non-con vore force-femming from a milf elevator. Every goddamn thing gets filtered through their porn-rotted brains as a sex thing. What dumb fetishes will they come up with next? Naive me thought that we couldn't possibly get stupider than "dronification" but nope, now we have SPH too. This reminds me of the time I thought CBT stood for "cognitive behavioral therapy" and that one of my friends was finally getting her shit together - nope she just got tricked into hitting some perv in the nards with various household objects. My god the queer/kink/fetish community is just full of winners. Fuck, man.

Remember when troons would try to call the experimental genital surgeries "reconstructive" as a cope? How can you reconstruct something that does not occur in nature?

Damn, I really hate rapists.

Adult female humans.
You just put more effort into mocking his horny posting in that one paragraph than he ever did during his entire "sex posting" career. His best effort is typing out "huff huff" and somehow finding the sweating emoji in between simulating a stroke by slapping his hands on the keyboard.

I'm not trying to be edgy here, but listening to trannies say shit like this is like listening to someone with Down Syndrome act smug about how smart they think they are. It's like, "Ok, buddy you go get 'em" 😬
 
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I wonder if Kevin would think that Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly from "It's Always Sunny" were hilarious or if he wouldn't understand what made them funny.

Watching the doings of the tranch is like watching two grown men piss in a bucket, shit in a bed, and boil denim together. And maybe there's a little corner of all of us that feels there there's a certain freedom in having no dignity.

It's a level of society where people dwell, but the unofficial and eternal motto of The Farms should be, "There but for the grace of God, go I."
 
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I have to wonder if there's anything that genuinely disgusts Kevin? And I don't mean in the performative manner he expresses his anger to his Twitter followers. I mean in a full-fledged sense of discomfort.
Women. He always gets cagey and short if an interaction is with a biological female or FtM. Suddenly his hrnghrthngh'ing is replaced with 'Hey don't make me uncomfortable I don't know you' even though he horny rps with strangers all the time as long as they're a MtF furry troon.

I'm not trying to be edgy here, but listening to trannies say shit like this is like listening to someone with Down Syndrome act smug about how smart they think they are.
It helps to know the painful swelling is their inverted penile tissue trying to escape and the wetness is either intestinal mucous or prostate secretions, depending on whichever surgery they opted for.
The thought of Kevin's face closing in for a makeout session though. That'll put the fear of God in any faithless.
 
Oh no no, I wasn't suggesting surgeons talking to each other is a HIPAA violation, it was just unclear to me that you mined all that from his own words (well done!) so I was concerned. Medical staff on all levels can, should, and do talk to each other about patients; as long as it's not where some rando can hear you then it's NBD.

And EMR systems can be really useful for medical staff (I think we've briefly touched on this before; MyChart vs. Cerner PowerChart etc.) but IF you have a competent physician/psych and you're a patient trying to game the system then you're kinda fucked because every single doctor you have can access your chart and ferret out any lies or bad behavior. Unfortunately where I work, hardly anyone has the time to do that sort of due diligence - which is why one of our patients is getting intensive grief therapy because his mother just died a few weeks ago... but if you look back in his chart? This is actually the 15th time she's died in the past 7 years.

I feel bad for any medical staff that has to interact with Ripley in any way. He's a minefield and one toe out of line is going to make him detonate.
Oh, I know you were worried about my doing it. I do my damnedest to stay away from the troon department, and I'm not going to ever be in a thread that includes somebody I've run into via work, if nothing else because I'll have already spent too long around the lolcow.

EMR systems are something I definitely appreciate (Yes, we did discuss a bit the different systems) and...well, quick Google Search shows that at least parts of the UCSF system's using medical scribes, which tends to make the due diligence easier. First place I worked, we had enough of a mess in our EMRs that you could have a patient die...and autogenerated appointments continue to be made anyway. But...well, it helps to have somebody whose job specifically is to assemble the parts of the record that matter. Can't do much when some outside places send us dumpster fires for records, but...

I think that minefield aspect is precisely why he's been yeeted. That and the fact he's been assuming his doctors don't talk and for some reason don't look in the EMR or have somebody whose job is to do so. Lolcows are best appreciated from a distance, and stop being funny from too close.
 
I wonder if Kevin would think that Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly from "It's Always Sunny" were hilarious or if he wouldn't understand what made them funny.

Watching the doings of the tranch are like watching two grown men piss in a bucket, shit in a bed, and boil denim together. And maybe there's a little corner of all of us that feels there there's a certain freedom in having no dignity.
I think Kevryn would completely miss that Frank and Cholly live in complete squalor by their own choice. What's a toe knife to pulling a dilator from a pile of cat/dog hair?

It's a shame that troons are untouchable in media; setting up a Tranch would be perfectly in-character for someone like Frank. Grifting, guns, and orgies that are actually lukewarm buffets.
 
Kev wishes more death to his enemies
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look at dat HAND tho
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another stupid purchase his late aunt's money went to
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Kevin decides to dust off the old "headmates" act
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Kevie gets stung
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just us girls, right
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Ryan gets stung
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RIP magdalen berns, she actually had common sense.
 
No doubt He is angered by their wallowing in their iniquities. He will have His vengeance upon them, assuming they don't repent of their sins. There's a chance the men of the tranch could be saved and redeemed. But the possibility of redemption dwindles with age, as their sins become more habitual and second-nature to them. Time will tell whether their hearts change for the better, but I have my doubts as to whether that will happen or not.
 
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This is around the fourth time he's brought this up.

It's still funny, though.

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Have you considered that people relaying the info to you is effectively the same as reading it, Kevin? You just legitimized every person speaking to you directly by revealing this.

That's assuming you're telling the truth, of course. And considering this is also around the third or fourth time you brought this up, I'm starting to believe that's not how you actually get your info from your thread.
 
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This is around the fourth time he's brought this up.

It's still funny, though.

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Have you considered that people relaying the info to you is effectively the same as reading it, Kevin? You just legitimized every person speaking to you directly by revealing this.

That's assuming you're telling the truth, of course. And considering this is also around the third or fourth time you brought this up, I'm starting to believe that's not how you actually get your info from your thread.
>Says he doesn't go on the site
>Wants Strype's Kiwifarms blocker


Something doesn't add up here.
 
Apologies for the doublepost, but Kevin appears to have been caught up in the Twitter tranny whirlwind of activity surrounding the SNES faggot who (maybe) did a flip. This has manifested itself into Kev broadcasting his paranoia all over the Internet, via the public targeting of some follower of his named Dia, who may or may not have some vague association with us. I believe the logic went something like this:
  • Twitter random calls Tranch out on its bullshit
  • Only Farmers call the Tranch out on its bullshit
  • Therefore, the Twitter random is a Farmer.
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Also, I thought doxing was something only worthless and evil people did! Welcome to the gutter, Kevin.
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In the Farms flurry, Kevin retweeted Mr. "MAP Pride" from the Twitter meltdown thread, before he removed the MAP Pride tag from his description.
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Wait- in the absence of coercive force, exploitation of labor is impossible? That's awfully capitalist of you, Kevin. Could the """"pleasures"""" of life as a member of Tranch nobility be eroding our ardent socialist's ideals?
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And lastly, the brave and stunning womxn who is singlehandedly going to take down Earl, the Farms, and everyone who has ever done a wrongthink is also afraid of the big bad boom booms outside.
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Seems kinda problematic, Kevryn using "clown" as an insult. I wouldn't expect a sensitive woman like him to be tossing off coulrophobic remarks like that.

It's even more troubling when you consider how freely he uses his inherited money to compel the sexual labor of an underprivileged, disabled clown prostitute.
 
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