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Game designers have, unfortunately, neglected to take into account Wernicke encephalopathy into account when making their work of art.
Better get SuperBlindMan on the accessibility case.
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Game designers have, unfortunately, neglected to take into account Wernicke encephalopathy into account when making their work of art.
Better get SuperBlindMan on the accessibility case.
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I'll vote Dave will not cum. It's his ED/poor habits
I love these and have played with family members that are actual kids. They somehow adapt quicker to the game than DSP if they haven't played it before.
SojiroSakura
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"That's ret-DUMB that they auto turn you to a hole that's a million miles away."
The guy just can't keep that old 2009-2010 vocabulary suppressed anymore. Any bit of rage brings it back out now.
The guy just can't keep that old 2009-2010 vocabulary suppressed anymore. Any bit of rage brings it back out now.
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Dear God, do I even want to know what the kahntext for this image is?
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It's simple. Kids care and pay attention to the game. DSP doesn't.
MoonRocker
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That latest An1337 video showcasing Phil’s amazing “ideas” on how to improve the overall streaming experience on YT as well as how to jolt interest in his streams can be summed up with two words: bare minimum.
Two words that have essentially defined the man and his unrivaled laziness. Never have I seen someone so opposed to doing what other successful streamers are doing, as well as implementing his viewing audience’s requests… input that has been requested for years now.
Notice the use of a specific word that he constantly hammered into his cult members’ heads during that segment: viable. This term means something very specific for Phil. It means that whatever changes will happen to his streams need to benefit him and him only. And what’s a self-absorbed materialist such as himself been desperately hinting at currently? Undercover begging in the form of hitting at wanting the shiniest vidya available from Sony’s main competitor in the console wars. That’s what Phil means when he means a viable alternative to what’s currently being done on his streams. It hasn’t even been six months and he’s already begging for a new console he indicated he had no desire to get anytime soon.
Coop gameplay? No. Games people have been wanting for a long time? No. A more inviting streaming experience where channel rules are lowered and mods are asked to be more tolerable? No. Doing events/ hangouts similar to what popular streamers are doing? No. Movie nights? No. A drinking stream? No.
No, simply get Phil a new console so that he can have fun, so you can watch him have a good time, and so you can give him money for playing games you want while he’s having fun. I’m noticing a pattern. It it’s hard to tell to be honest…
His little rant during the unrecorded begging segment after the latest Danganronpa stream gave us some very specific insight as to how Phil thinks streaming works. See, Phil was solving problems, anticipating narrative denouements, voice acting all dialogue, and genuinely felt invested into a murder mystery. You could say that he was having fun (or at the very least, acting like it) and therefore you should be rewarding him by paying him for having fun and sharing such good times on camera. That’s what streaming is to Phil: his fun has value and he should therefore be compensated for creating a fun environment. Literally the thinking of a 5 year old.
This behavior is absolutely derived from his YT days where Phil believes the success of his earlier videos came from the awesome, fun, meaningful content he put out and was compensated for it by YT AdSense. In his mind, transitioning to “crowdfunding” works the same, only that YT AdSense doesn’t pay him but you do.
It’s hard to describe what type of insanity or detachment from reality that goes into this guy’s head that we are all witnessing. Most people would be homeless by now for acting like he does but this guy still manages to make upwards of $200/ day. Fucking incredible but also unbelievably sad that our current online culture rewards such behavior.
Two words that have essentially defined the man and his unrivaled laziness. Never have I seen someone so opposed to doing what other successful streamers are doing, as well as implementing his viewing audience’s requests… input that has been requested for years now.
Notice the use of a specific word that he constantly hammered into his cult members’ heads during that segment: viable. This term means something very specific for Phil. It means that whatever changes will happen to his streams need to benefit him and him only. And what’s a self-absorbed materialist such as himself been desperately hinting at currently? Undercover begging in the form of hitting at wanting the shiniest vidya available from Sony’s main competitor in the console wars. That’s what Phil means when he means a viable alternative to what’s currently being done on his streams. It hasn’t even been six months and he’s already begging for a new console he indicated he had no desire to get anytime soon.
Coop gameplay? No. Games people have been wanting for a long time? No. A more inviting streaming experience where channel rules are lowered and mods are asked to be more tolerable? No. Doing events/ hangouts similar to what popular streamers are doing? No. Movie nights? No. A drinking stream? No.
No, simply get Phil a new console so that he can have fun, so you can watch him have a good time, and so you can give him money for playing games you want while he’s having fun. I’m noticing a pattern. It it’s hard to tell to be honest…
His little rant during the unrecorded begging segment after the latest Danganronpa stream gave us some very specific insight as to how Phil thinks streaming works. See, Phil was solving problems, anticipating narrative denouements, voice acting all dialogue, and genuinely felt invested into a murder mystery. You could say that he was having fun (or at the very least, acting like it) and therefore you should be rewarding him by paying him for having fun and sharing such good times on camera. That’s what streaming is to Phil: his fun has value and he should therefore be compensated for creating a fun environment. Literally the thinking of a 5 year old.
This behavior is absolutely derived from his YT days where Phil believes the success of his earlier videos came from the awesome, fun, meaningful content he put out and was compensated for it by YT AdSense. In his mind, transitioning to “crowdfunding” works the same, only that YT AdSense doesn’t pay him but you do.
It’s hard to describe what type of insanity or detachment from reality that goes into this guy’s head that we are all witnessing. Most people would be homeless by now for acting like he does but this guy still manages to make upwards of $200/ day. Fucking incredible but also unbelievably sad that our current online culture rewards such behavior.
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Imma let you finish but I first would like to remind you that DSP has THE highest earnings per viewer of any streamer.
Are YOU the highest earning streamer per viewer? No? Didn't think so!
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He's a day one view whore, and a insecure faggot.
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I don't know whether it's sad or genuinely impressive that after 12 years of his business DSP's one and only tactic for profit is "point camera at latest AAA release and hope for the best"
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>gets shat on by jason bloho
>reveals he is a dsp wheelchair
The autism vortex just keeps getting deeper.
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I'm actually shocked that Vegan Gains's thread is only 17 pages considering everything he's done and said.
bajagoogoo
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Phil decided to embrace his inner Socrates and grace the world with his deep, philosophical view on life.
DSP-ism: "If a single moment defines a person, you better hope yours doesn't happen by accident"
Christ. The amount of stupid to unpack from a Phil quote is incredible:
The multitude of accidental finds throughout history that has increased our knowledge of the world and our solar system.
Being an accident is irrelevant to the knowledge gained or the contribution the person or people involved.
A single moment doesn't define a person. It may cement that individual into history, but that doesn't define the individual.
For example: Being a fucking idiot and not checking to see if one's camera was off before masturbating in front of it is not a definition of the self.
DSP-ism: "If a single moment defines a person, you better hope yours doesn't happen by accident"
Christ. The amount of stupid to unpack from a Phil quote is incredible:
The multitude of accidental finds throughout history that has increased our knowledge of the world and our solar system.
Being an accident is irrelevant to the knowledge gained or the contribution the person or people involved.
A single moment doesn't define a person. It may cement that individual into history, but that doesn't define the individual.
For example: Being a fucking idiot and not checking to see if one's camera was off before masturbating in front of it is not a definition of the self.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink
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Charlie plays 'Simon'
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The perfect video to represent how phil played earlier today, even has a stand in for chat handholding
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I still can't get over the fact he quoted himself in this picture like he is a philosopher or something like that... given his narcisim, if wasn't for the fact Phil is most likely asexual I could see him trying to suck his own dick.
arrivefriday
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Well duh, apart from one mistake, he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.
Nu-huhuh.
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This CoD stream summarized:
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Is it just me, or is Phil acting super coked-out tonight? Seriously… I’ve seen plenty of people on cocaine, and boy oh boy.
But I’m pretty sure Phil is terrified of drugs, so he’s just weirdly wound up for some reason. It’s so fucking odd.
But I’m pretty sure Phil is terrified of drugs, so he’s just weirdly wound up for some reason. It’s so fucking odd.
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FGC rant #92837129831
Gotta let everyone know how slimey and scummy and immature the top players used to be back in the day in their teenage years and early 20s, dood! Even though if you compare them to Phil nowadays they either have Fuck-You money like the Cannons, or generally just lead more successful and fulfilling lives than Phil, and while most of them are still more successful than he is as streamers too. And they do it without begging five days a week.
SkippyLongbottom
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He's extra cocky and tellin off Jakileez so going to assume he is drunk.
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