What's the best strategy to serve laxative filled brownies for furries without getting caught?

[Gorgar]

Hey there, this was something I've wanted to do for a long while.
I want to give furries brownies spiked with laxatives, but unfortunately, I don't have a plan other than just serving them and leaving.
What would there be a good strategy to dart the place without no one knowing while also serving each furry there a brownie?
Is there anything else that I could spike it with that would also be funny? (And no, before anyone asks, not cyanide.)
Would wearing a fursuit better disguise my identity to the public?
Would the TSA write something down?
Here's an illustration of my plans in action.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Giardias is hell. You get really sick and shit everywhere.

 

[Gorgar]

Make sure to throw in 2 or 3 "dud" brownies with no laxatives into the tray so they don't suspect it was a purposeful diarrhetic sabotage.
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Its a kind of diarrhea-inducing parasite you get when you eat something that's been tainted with shit crawling with the little buggers.

Nice, would human feces work, or would any other animal work?
How would I be able to detect them?

 

[Gorgar]

Giardias is hell. You get really sick and shit everywhere.

Sick as in, in the right circumstances you go to the ICU?
If that's the case then no.

 

[Gorgar]

So I guess step 1 would be: join discord and pretend to be an underage boy. Don't worry you don't even have to look very hard, they'll find you on there.

Do they ever meet in furry conventions though?

 

[folly magnet]

What you need are natural laxatives that won't raise any alarm. Something that could be conceivably be used as part of a regular recipe. Some high fiber prune infused brownies are something. Not as good as chemical laxatives but if enough people eat them at once, just imagine the stampede to the restrooms.

 

[L50LasPak]

This entire thread is Islamic Content. You know the sick freaks would be turned on by it. Go find something else with your life to do.

 

[Dona Morte]

Not brownies.
Gummies.
Make them in a shape of an animal or something.

 

[Just A Butt]

just set the convention hotel on fire.

that would be an epic prank

 

[Gorgar]

This entire thread is Islamic Content. You know the sick freaks would be turned on by it. Go find something else with your life to do.

Hello furfag.

 

[L50LasPak]

Hello furfag.

This sounds to me a lot more like a prank a furfag would play on their fellow degenerates.

 

[Gorgar]

This sounds to me a lot more like a prank a furfag would play on their fellow degenerates.

That sounds exactly what one of your parents said before they conceived you.

 

[L50LasPak]

That sounds exactly what one of your parents said before they conceived you.

You seem weirdly attached to this plan to make furries shit themselves in public. Are you sure about this path in life?

 

[MadStan]

I'm reminded of a scheme in a city I won't name. Someone had a problem with under covers coming into their various businesses...so someone purchased a high-end laundromat and as a service to the men of uniform for their dedication provided free dry cleaning and laundromat services to their families.

It was quite an expensive operation. And took several years to get embedded into the culture of the various city forces,

The locations that suffered undercovers had sniffer dogs trained to detect a certain scent and would roll on the ground waiting for a belly rub whenever they smelled it. It looked quite cute. The laundromat had a particular and very distinctive chemical agent added to the laundry process for the police's dirty clothes and even in the vicinity of it (i.e. a pair of underwear in the chest of drawers) particles could transfer. It could transfer even in proximity - i.e. undercovers sitting side by side with the clothed detectives.

So when an undercover would come in, the dogs would roll over, innocently.

The point of the story is, provide them with the furry outfits and have the chemicals to shit themselves added into the lining, it will transfer and be absorbed.

 

[stares at error messages]

Hey there, this was something I've wanted to do for a long while.
I want to give furries brownies spiked with laxatives, but unfortunately, I don't have a plan other than just serving them and leaving.
What would there be a good strategy to dart the place without no one knowing while also serving each furry there a brownie?
Is there anything else that I could spike it with that would also be funny? (And no, before anyone asks, not cyanide.)
Would wearing a fursuit better disguise my identity to the public?
Would the TSA write something down?
Here's an illustration of my plans in action.
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You're asking how to commit a crime. So, you're probably a fed. Just do the same thing you do to normally get away with crimes.

Get Paedo Pelosi to make it legal after the fact.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

Most furries intentionally shit themselves so they can fap/shlick. Why are you helping them?

 

[Product Placement]

Mix of legit fine ones, and ones that will make people ill. That just makes it's harder to pin point the cause of it

 

[Gorgar]

bump

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Eye drops in their jagerbomb

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Most of them are socially retarded autists, so really all you have to do is take advantage of that. Tell them that downing a pint of prune juice will line their stomach and enable them to keep drinking all night.