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Why does this fat retard Vito crave a lolcow thread? Holy shit I've never seen a sped beg so much to be relevant.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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So he can claim victim status and blame KF when he eventually gets caught in bed with a 13-year-old after a road rage
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Maddox - Went on to host Godzilla podcast with some hot chick.
Maddox- Went on to bang some black chick hotter than his ex.
Maddox- At one point had mainstream notoriety and made the New York Time's Best Seller List.
Maddox- Was independently successful at one point.
Dick- Went on to reboot his old show with a super obese pedo.
Dick- Still with Maddox's sloppy seconds.
Dick- No knows or ever has known who he is.
Dick- Works for his dad.
Dick- Derives his income from exploiting literal cripples & retards.
Keep telling yourself Maddox lost, Dick.
Berrakh
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Assuming the suicide is real, big ‘if’ in my opinion, Vito tried to make it about himself and his gay vendetta with the Karen Farms.
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Maddox- completed and published 3 books; became a NYT best selling author on his very first one
Dick- second book is in development hell
Maddox- actually did assemble a podcast network that's still going (albeit laughable)
Dick- C.U.N.T. podcast network hasn't been mentioned in ages, almost everything associated fizzled out or Dick burned bridges (remember Real Nerd Hours? or all the shows Asterios did?)
Maddox- lays low and reigns his shit in with some low-effort streaming after being a total retard for a while
Dick- doubles down and starts defending pedophiles after getting called out by one guest who had genuine concern and good advice
Berrakh
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In before Maddox becomes a happy family man.
If he does people will still say Maddox lost because that’s the meme and admitting he didn’t in the long run would confront the reality that the internet doesn’t matter.
If he does people will still say Maddox lost because that’s the meme and admitting he didn’t in the long run would confront the reality that the internet doesn’t matter.
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I can't believe he said "good" about being a pedophile. WTF
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Berrakh
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Vito, you’re the type of cretin the Farms exists to rightfully knock down a peg.
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He certainly has the tits to pull off being a troon. If he does, he would go the Dave Muscato route and not even bother with injecting horse piss and popping titty skittles. I think odds are low because he is a fat, lazy retard. He is too lazy to troon out.
He thinks it will make him relevant and get him big yuks with the C.U.N.T. crowd.
Remember when Maddox had that loser who was a pedo as a call in guest? Once he was revealed to be a pedo, that guest was jettisoned. Here Vito and Maddax have been admitting to being pedophiles for about a year now.
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So, the thing is, if he actually isn't a pedophile and thinks he's proving some kind of point by going this far with a deadpan-style joke, he's hit peak retard. I know it's been pointed out before but thinking you're funny and pushing boundaries by deadpan pretending to be into fucking kids is retarded. It's like someone shitting themselves in public as a "joke".
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"I broke your car's windows and slash your tires. XD it's just a joke man!"
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VITO DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CUM GOBLET OF FIRE!?
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God, it is beginning to look like there are going to be atleast 10 episodes of Reboot Biggest Problem where both Maddax and the Kosher Greaseball argue in agreeance that the biggest problem in the universe is Child Protective Services.
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And yet it is somehow still objectively a better show than TDS.
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Nothing says "good listening" like two balding idiots who have no prospects of kids outside of a burlap sack, crying about CPS. You know what you don't hear about? The times when a kid gets away and has a moderately decent chance a life and cherishes the time he is away from his beginnings.
Spoken like true fuckin' silver spoon bitches.
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Maddax: You know what really makes me arage?
Kosher Greasball: Haha, I hesitate to ask.
Sean: Baaaaaaaaaa!
Maddax: Ankle Braclets! I mean, these things will ruin your life. You go out to do normal everyday LA stuff like cruising for toddlers or hiding in the bushes of a primary school to masturbate and all off sudden the police turn up and ruin the fun. I thought this was America! It's like 1984. Its fucking Orwellian man. I mean, am I wrong about this?
Sean: Baaaaaa
El Mundo Dios
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I don't know why people give Sean the benefit of the doubt and assume he's the only sane one there. If I was an audio engineer and a gang of weird creeps, addicts, furries, "Minor Attracted Persons", and their defenders wanted to hire me, I'd tell them to eat shit. Afaik he already has a job, so he's mingling with these people for extra income. Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
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Jesus Christ.
I'm to busy to listen to the show for two fucking weeks, and Vito has a spergout, the Farms are under siege and Vito spergs about that, and Dick can't even do coke right.
Anyways, Vito is a fat faggot who would do exactly what the Twitter troons did with Segal, and use a (possible) suicide to try and take down an autistic forum for retards because they called him mean names.
I'm to busy to listen to the show for two fucking weeks, and Vito has a spergout, the Farms are under siege and Vito spergs about that, and Dick can't even do coke right.
Anyways, Vito is a fat faggot who would do exactly what the Twitter troons did with Segal, and use a (possible) suicide to try and take down an autistic forum for retards because they called him mean names.
Because Sean is hot and I would have sex with him.