DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

This guy already has PS Plus and this is the first month in forever he did anything with the free games and that was just to duck Guilty Gear. He hasn't played Star Wars Squardron or Operation Tango why not check out the Ps Plus offerings once a month on a night stream?

Only game on Gamepass he is interested in is Flight Simulator which just so happens to only be available through the Series X and PC so...only the Series X. There is the master manipulator playing subtle again. Who could possibly tell what he's trying to do???

I'm honestly perplexed as to why he's pignotizing himself and his audience by shilling MS Flight Simulator. Wouldn't that be the type of game that Phil would call bad for streaming? I know that the newer versions of Flight Simulator have a simplified mode where even retards like Phil can have fun and fly without first failing to even take off from the runway in the first 15 hours of their playtime, but there's only so many times you can ask him what he had for dinner while he's crashing into buildings or yelling "LOOK I JUST FLEW OVER [FAMOUS LANDMARK] DUHUHU" for 3 hours.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

I was thinking about that retarded statement he made about shaving in front of his vanity while he runs the shower on cold to cool down the room. If you wanted to cool down wouldn't an efficient way of doing so be to hop in the cold shower yourself? Why can he never consider the simple solutions.

 

[Balr0g]

Google knows mate, Google always knows.

I wonder who will get it for him, because I doubt he will buy it himself. I'm not sure what annoys me more. That he believes he has fans that would drop around 800$ for him, or that someone likely will.

And you can bet your ass that DSP will deduce the gifted X Box from his taxes. He always double-dips. Always. Just like his twtich payment which was most likely 3.000 $ Coincidentaly it was also the tips goal of his Mass Effect begathon. His luck will most likely shield him from an IRS audit (that and he is a small fry) The only thing he will ever be famous for is how not to live your life in HD

 

[Frogga]

Was feeling inspired for some reason today so I've made a quick video for the June financial round-up. If it's too autistic for you I'll have a proper round-up in a day or two

I suggest putting DSPGaming in the title instead of just DSP, that way it might show up in the algorithm when his fans search his channel. Otherwise, great work!

 

[Adebisi]

I was thinking about that retarded statement he made about shaving in front of his vanity while he runs the shower on cold to cool down the room. If you wanted to cool down wouldn't an efficient way of doing so be to hop in the cold shower yourself? Why can he never consider the simple solutions.

No fucken way he said this WTF. I live in a desert in summer time it ranges from 100 to 113 every every day of summer every year. I have never once said to myself let me run cold water shower to cool down the room. What kinda weird fucken Loony Tunes logic does this guy run on.

 

[DeeTracktor]

What kinda weird fucken Loony Tunes logic does this guy run on.

 

[Muppetmode]

I am ashamed to say this but I really have no fucking clue how it happened- my top autofill suggestion by google when I simply type amazon leads me to DSP's amazon's wishlist

and by the way, he fucking added an Xbox Series X to the fucking list last week LMAO

He added a fuckin Xbox but wouldn’t/won’t add a laptop or any equipment he could actually use? Lmao

 

[Two Yum Yums]

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It's impressive how much DSP knows about Kiwifarms for someone who allegedly never comes here... like, how does he know about where the website is "housed", for example?

 

[NotValKilmer]

No fucken way he said this WTF. I live in a desert in summer time it ranges from 100 to 113 every every day of summer every year. I have never once said to myself let me run cold water shower to cool down the room. What kinda weird fucken Loony Tunes logic does this guy run on.

I've heard of people using ice water buckets to place behind and in front of fans for assisted air cooling, but running a cold shower is a first for me. I doubt that does jack shit.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I was thinking about that retarded statement he made about shaving in front of his vanity while he runs the shower on cold to cool down the room.

 

[Salubrious]

He added a fuckin Xbox but wouldn’t/won’t add a laptop or any equipment he could actually use? Lmao

I forget the exact clip, but sometime in the last week when DSP was listing what he would buy if he got "extra income to use on business expenses", he listed X-Box, laptop, and chair, and even said it was that specific order. So yes, right now if given the option he thinks an XBox would be more beneficial than not using a 10-year-old laptop with Windows 8. Because the laptop is working right now, so why would he need to improve it?

I'm convinced DSP will not get a new computer until his current one literally breaks, and then he will still get a used piece of shit because "he doesn't have the money for a new one." Remember, DSP bought a USED laptop when he moved to Washington and was still making Machinima money; that's the laptop he's still currently using 5 years later.

 

[Sender]

I'm not sure if anyone's done it yet so I charted DSP's family tree on ancestry. I couldn't find anything about Fred Burnell except that according an obituary he lived in Alaska at some point, does anyone know anything else about him? He's probably English as Burnell is an English name.

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So, the result is Phil is 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 ???

The problem with those family trees and family stories about who came from where etc is migration. Take for example a Polish woman taking a vacation in Italy and loving the place and deciding to move there. She loves the people but just can't relate to a guy enough to marry him. Then one day she meets a French guy and they fall for each other and marry. Now they have a daughter and she marries an Italian guy and takes his name. Now imagine that happened in the 19th century. There's your 100% Italian legacy. It's just irrelevent to some degree what your parents say because chances are they didn't write everything down.
I'm a Euromutt myself. After hearing how I'm this % that and that % this I decided to take a dna test just out of curiousity. The result of it was that about 65-75% of what I've been told by my family was reflected by the test.

I'd love to see Phil take a dna test. As someone who lives in the middle of Europe and sees all sorts of Europeans I'm confident in saying that Phil doesn't have more than 5-10% Italian in him. If that. But I love how he acts like some toughguy mob wop wannabe. What an insecure, flailing blob of a man boy he is.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I'm not sure if anyone's done it yet so I charted DSP's family tree on ancestry. I couldn't find anything about Fred Burnell except that according an obituary he lived in Alaska at some point, does anyone know anything else about him? He's probably English as Burnell is an English name.

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So, the result is Phil is 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 ???

Edit: Something I just noticed is that Nellie Grabiec birthed Linda quite late for the time at 37 years old. Maybe genetic defects associated with that are why Linda seems so repugnant in Phil's stories?

Kat St. Jean - Living *as of 2019

 

[snort inquisition]

This guy already has PS Plus and this is the first month in forever he did anything with the free games and that was just to duck Guilty Gear. He hasn't played Star Wars Squardron or Operation Tango why not check out the Ps Plus offerings once a month on a night stream?

Only game on Gamepass he is interested in is Flight Simulator which just so happens to only be available through the Series X and PC so...only the Series X. There is the master manipulator playing subtle again. Who could possibly tell what he's trying to do???

ps plus is really not a comparable product to game pass, not even fucking close, the only new releases ps plus gets is shitty indie games, game pass gets like 90% of microsoft's launches as game pass available, comparatively, imagine paying the price of a full game for a year, except instead of 1 game, you get nearly every release that year

ps plus is pay for more than the price of a full game and once in awhile you get an old game that isn't selling anymore, and maybe a shitty indie game on release once in awhile

 

[TJGamebox]

Why i imagine some weens going to the place Phil parked his car after he gets kicked of the condo in cosplays of characters he dislikes with varying accuracy?

Stand outside blasting “thugs on the floor” in a boom box

 

[PetrifiedTom]

I'm not sure if anyone's done it yet so I charted DSP's family tree on ancestry. I couldn't find anything about Fred Burnell except that according an obituary he lived in Alaska at some point, does anyone know anything else about him? He's probably English as Burnell is an English name.

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So, the result is Phil is 1/4 Polish, 1/4 Slovak, 1/4 Italian, 1/4 ???

Edit: Something I just noticed is that Nellie Grabiec birthed Linda quite late for the time at 37 years old. Maybe genetic defects associated with that are why Linda seems so repugnant in Phil's stories?

As Polish I hereby declare he is not Polish. You can have him and his genes. He might be Jewish though because Jewish Record Index suggests that there were 57 people with this surname. He might be cousin to Jersh.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

As Polish I hereby declare he is not Polish. You can have him and his genes. He might be Jewish though because Jewish Record Index suggests that there were 57 people with this surname. He might be cousin to Jersh.

Don't worry about it, as the official self-appointed president of the Slavic Council of the KF DSP Subforum I've already disavowed his Slavic heritage months ago. The Itahliens can take him.

 

[FamicomGorby]

He’s currently spent 10+ hours in the Big MT DLC before even getting to New Vegas, so there is no route yet. He gave up on his “idiot explosives” character and is maxing Science to make laser ammo when he has 30 points Energy Weapons skill and less into melee, which he uses way more than his maxed Explosives because grenades “don’t work indoors.”

So, you know. A normal play through for DSP.

Dave can't aim so has been relying on VATS, which isn't ideal for explosives. Also not idesl for his build cause he only put one point into agility if I recall, meaning he barely has any action points for VATS.. He still doesn't seem to understand how skills work though cause he keeps using regular guns despite having a guns skill of fucking 9.

Maybe he'll go do Dead Money next, it's kinda on the way to New Vegas from Novac if you have no sense of direction like Dave. Hopefully he'll get wrecked by the limited resources, maybe not figure out how to fully kill the ghost people even.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I was thinking about that retarded statement he made about shaving in front of his vanity while he runs the shower on cold to cool down the room. If you wanted to cool down wouldn't an efficient way of doing so be to hop in the cold shower yourself? Why can he never consider the simple solutions.

Phil is actually correct here... Running water will cool a room down through evaporative cooling.

In hot countries without AC like most of Africa and Asia many of them cool their homes by doing this. They put up wet towels on the window, as the water evaporates it takes up energy (heat) from the air around it. It's surprisingly effective.

I went travelling in Vietnam and all the hostels I stayed at did this, it worked really well.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

If a dna test revealed Phil to be jewish, that would explain so much.