Porn and Porncows

[Slimy Time]

It’s so gross when men grunt or whine while fucking, it’s unattractive and fuck anybody who thinks its not.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH IM COOOOOOMINNGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Him honking the boat horn with his dick and looking so proud afterwards is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Look at me drive the boat, Pam!

 

[Cake Farts]

fuck anybody who thinks its not.

If it’s the only way for you to pop your cherry babe then sure

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

How'd you think? When OF, Patreon will drop porno >content >creators will all those hoes go back home? To bangbros and bunch.

 

[Anchors-Away]

How'd you think? When OF, Patreon will drop porno >content >creators will all those hoes go back home? To bangbros and bunch.

I am sure there is already various alternatives looking to lock down select "creators"

 

[DumbDude42]

How'd you think? When OF, Patreon will drop porno >content >creators will all those hoes go back home? To bangbros and bunch.

they'll stay right where they are and just tone down their content to the limit of softcore that the platform still allows

in time, an OF replacement site will pop up somewhere, then they'll all go there

 

[Random Internet Person]

How'd you think? When OF, Patreon will drop porno >content >creators will all those hoes go back home? To bangbros and bunch.

And those sites will continue to go down like a lead balloon.

 

[Cheetahman]

How'd you think? When OF, Patreon will drop porno >content >creators will all those hoes go back home? To bangbros and bunch.

they'll all go to twitch
get with the times, grandpa

 

[sper]

It’s so gross when men grunt or whine while fucking, it’s unattractive and fuck anybody who thinks its not.

So should men bite their lips when something feels really good?? It’s definitely not a turn on when someone is totally quiet imo

 

[emptyblu]

So should men bite their lips when something feels really good?? It’s definitely not a turn on when someone is totally quiet imo

I’ll be willing to forgive it if they don’t scream like donkeys and huff like apes.

 

[Big Nasty]

There was these guys called PopPorn who did humorous reviews of pron videos for some online video store back in the day.

One of their best lines was "The dude sounds like Grimlock in Transformers when he cums."

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Mercedes Carrera got the chink flu

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

So should men bite their lips when something feels really good?? It’s definitely not a turn on when someone is totally quiet imo

Men are disgusting apes and should shut the fuck up so I can hear the whore getting turned inside out. I don't want to hear your faggy commentary, bro; you should be a human dildo and not say a word. Also, stop putting your big veiny chunky man hands in the shot. Stop kissing her in the middle of blowjobs, homo. And definitely don't gather your load off her face with your ugly hairy simian man hands and feed it to her, gaylord.

Also, wear fucking shoes when doing a blowbang, or socks when you're doing a POV. I'm fucking tired of seeing half the screen filled with big ugly clown feet while I'm trying to get off.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

How does things go this bad over....how long has the decline been going for?

I'm pretty sure complaining about the state of the most streamlined porn paysite of the industry can show just how bad things are, in a "our expectations were low but HOLY FUCK" kind of way.

Not much point in doing porn these days. You had the good old days where some bimbo stripper with big tits made bank but these days, they have to maintain a social media presence, they’re expected to get gangbanged by a bunch of blacks and guys that fuck trannies, and all of this for less money to boot. It’s just easier for these girls to be hookers, which makes more money than porn and has marginally more discretion.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Have they attempted an Invisible Man porno or something in that style? I would be surprised if someone didn't press the wrong button in Premiere once, saw a womans neon-hair get chroma'd out, and started getting ideas.

 

[sper]

Men are disgusting apes and should shut the fuck up so I can hear the whore getting turned inside out. I don't want to hear your faggy commentary, bro; you should be a human dildo and not say a word. Also, stop putting your big veiny chunky man hands in the shot. Stop kissing her in the middle of blowjobs, homo. And definitely don't gather your load off her face with your ugly hairy simian man hands and feed it to her, gaylord.

Also, wear fucking shoes when doing a blowbang, or socks when you're doing a POV. I'm fucking tired of seeing half the screen filled with big ugly clown feet while I'm trying to pound off.

Oh.. I was talking about irl sex. I can’t speak on porn because I boycott it. maybe you should stop watching porn with men in it

 

[blablabla]

Mercedes Carrera got the chink flu

she shouldnt have raped her daughter imo

 

[Big Nasty]

Have they attempted an Invisible Man porno or something in that style? I would be surprised if someone didn't press the wrong button in Premiere once, saw a womans neon-hair get chroma'd out, and started getting ideas.

Yeah, there is an old Swedish (Mike Beck?) porno called "Erotic Adventures of the Invisible Man" or something like that.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Yeah, there is an old Swedish (Mike Beck?) porno called "Erotic Adventures of the Invisible Man" or something like that.

That's a name I haven't heard in a long while. Speaking of Swedish porn, it's so strange that Private is a publicly traded company, probably the only one in the world.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Did you guys know that Violet Meyers has a YT page?

She does both porn and watch anime at the same time.

Imagine thinking I give a shit about your taste in anime when your biggest draw were your tits and your peak was doing a remake of a Mia Khalifa vid to point and laugh at her after burning all her bridges.