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Y'all BRB gotta edit it in the way she probably edits them to prove it's our queen
Edit: did it. I tried my best but it's probably not close to that master of disguise called Lori
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Wonder if Lori is gonna try reuse all her 02 stuff to totally be IRL Power from chainsaw man since that is getting an anime soon and she is easily the biggest waifubait character of the year.
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EDIT: As always, more transcriptions and links incoming.
Hi, farmers! It's been a while. After a hiatus, I'm back and thought I’d check in on my two favorite cautionary tales to see if they'd bettered themselves in any way whatsoever. To the surprise of absolutely no one, it seems that Lori Cerda and Kevin Hanft are still degenerate trash. Oh, wait... Sorry for mislabelling you, Kevin. I meant Nonbinary Demisexual degenerate trash.
"Happy Pride Month! I still don't really know how to identify myself. I settle for straight guy or space alien because it's less complicated, but my gender expression and sexual orientation are actually closer to being Nonbinary Demisexual. Ignore my mountains of plushies, crane games and I don't have to hear your judgements!"
- the brave and stunning Kevin
Hmm...I thought collecting crane game plushies was Kitty's hobby? What a weird coincidence. Well, I've got a lot of catching up to do and it genuinely warms the cockles of my black withered heart that this thread is so active. Please enjoy this new article outlining Lori's history of Zero Two skinwalking. I'm also working on articles about "ana-chan Lori "and "Kevin the shittiest friend ever."
Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Here are some previous posts concerning Lori's long history of pretending to be a "real life" anime character:
- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [LINK]
DARLING IN THE FRANXX: Darling in the Franxx (DitF ) is an anime series produced by Studio Trigger. The story is "set in a dystopian future where children are artificially created and indoctrinated solely to defend the remnants of civilization. The story follows a squad of ten pilots, particularly focusing on the partnership between Hiro, a former prodigy, and Zero Two, a hybrid human and elite pilot who aspires to become entirely human." The series debuted on January 13, 2018 and ended on July 7, 2018 after 24 episodes.
ZERO TWO THE "PARTNER KILLER": Zero Two is a main character from DitF who is described as a "hybrid human and elite pilot with an infamous reputation as the 'Partner Killer.’” Unlike Lori's previous anime identity as Usagi from Sailor Moon, Zero Two is an antiheroine who is abusive, manipulative, moody, controlling, antisocial, immature, arrogant, impulsive, oppositional, reckless, and selfish. Remind you of anyone?
Zero Two
An elite pilot belonging to APE's special forces, Zero Two is a mysterious and rebellious girl often referred to as a monster due to her red horns and klaxosaur blood. She is also known as the "partner killer" as all partners who pilot Strelizia with her always die after riding three times with her at most, with Hiro being the only exception. She always calls Hiro as her "darling". Her true age is unknown but her ultimate wish is to become fully human so she can reunite with an important person from her past, which turned out to be Hiro. Since she was a child, she was inspired by a book called “The Beast and the Prince”, which she notes is similar to the circumstances of her and Hiro. She begins creating her own version of the story but intentionally left the last page blank because of the likelihood she may have to part ways with Hiro. [Wikipedia]
Fun Fact: Zero Two, Hiro, and their fellow pilots in DitF are called "Parasites." Yes, Lori's chosen skinwalking identity is referred to as both a parasite and a partner killer. How appropriate.
SKINWALKING: It always starts with hair. Lori began watching DitF in April 2018 and immediately dyed her hair pink to look like her new favorite character.
Uh oh.
Due to her delusions of narcissistic grandeur and longstanding identity issues from untreated Borderline Personality Disorder, Lori quickly decided that she was Zero Two. She adopted the character's preferences (honey, mirrors, saying "darling") and ordered a truckload of shitty DitF costumes from AliExpress. She was soon prancing around Kevin's parents' attic (rent free) in a substandard Zero Two costume that was undoubtedly not purchased by her. I'm sure the Hanft family was thrilled.
Lori's two favorite hobbies - grifting and skinwalking!
"I like to put loads of honey in my coffee" -Zero Two former ana-chan Lori
"ZeroTwo is pretty much me. Try not to be too butt hurt." - Lori
IG User: "Holy crap it's you"
Lori: "pretty much."
"Casual vs getting into costume." - Lori
"
[love] myself as Zero Two" - Lori
One of Lori's favorite cosplay outfits was her red Zero Two plugsuit. During a fight, Kevin allegedly grabbed Lori's Zero Two costume, threw in a bathtub, and peed on it as an act of defiance. Some Lolcow.farm anons reportedly saw a Facebook update about the incident but it was almost immediately deleted and no receipts were saved. There have been no sightings of the original red suit on Lori's social media since. Kevin has deflected comments about the event yet never denied it.
The Missing Red Suit
On a disturbing note, Lori seems particularly interested in Zero Two's violent and homicidal tendencies. Let me know what you think of these, farmers.
Comics of Zero Two violently assaulting someone as a horrified Hiro watches.
"Killing them [past partners who Zero Two murdered] is the best part. Unless its Hiro." - Lori
Lori eventually started going out in public dressed as Zero Two and even showed up to her low end retail job dressed as her favorite anime character. I'm sure her manager just loved that.
Super kawaii, homies.
Forever 21 part-time employee Zero Two
She claimed that customers at Forever 21 recognized her as the preeminent Zero Two cosplayer. Pretty sure that's not a thing and this never happened but okay, Lori.
"When two little female beans recognize you while youre at work as 'the zero two cosplayer' and fangirl *-* it was adorable lol" - Lori the Liar
As the self-appointed "real life" Zero Two, Lori took on the identity of the character full time. She cosplayed other anime characters as Zero Two, attempted to create a DitF Kewl Kou Klub that failed to gain traction despite bribes, got engaged in costume at Anime Expo 2019, and considered a DitF themed wedding.
Lori cosplaying as Zero Two...cosplaying as Rapunzel
"I really want a full Darling In The Franxx group for AX next year. We will make your flight suit armor. *_* pls." - Lori
Aww...yet another forced proposal. How romantic.
"It's so shiny~ but what color dress?" - Lori
LORI ZERO TWO THE BULLY: DitF was relatively popular when it debuted and Zero Two was a trendy cosplay du jour for many costumers and costhots. This means that other women who are not Lori have had the gall to cosplay as Zero Two. As the True and Honest Zero Two, Lori predictably loses her shit when anyone - especially younger, hotter, more popular, and more talented cosplayers - dresses up as her current anime identity. Given Lori's predatory nature and penchant for bullying, it's no surprise that she obsessively stalks and lashes out at innocent cosplayers who unwittingly threaten her fragile ego. Here are some examples of Lori bullying other Zero Two cosplayers and throwing temper tantrums because she's a horrible, ridiculous person.
KEVIN HIRO: Zero Two's romantic partner in DitF is a fellow parasite (ha!) pilot named Hiro and the series focuses on their dysfunctional relationship. Hiro is a former prodigy who is initially victimized by a Cluster B monster that he later enables despite attempted interventions from his worried friends. Gee, that sounds awfully familiar.
"The early story of 'Darling in the Franxx' is about a predator [Lori Zero Two] seducing a depressed and lonely teenage boy [Kevin Hiro] into a relationship with the intention of one day throwing him away for her own benefit, knowingly harming him with no remorse, and doing what she can to make him a codependent individual whose sole reason for living is her so she can more efficiently take advantage of him. For Christ's sake, she even makes blue marks appear on his body that he hides from his friends who are worried about this relationship hurting him." - [LINK 8:08 - 8:34]
Zero Two'sbitchboy boyfriend Hiro
After commandeering the identity of Zero Two, Lori decided that Kevin would be her "darling" Hiro whether he liked it or not just like her Mamo-chans in the past.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Kevin's Hiro duties included reluctantly dying his hair black, answering to the name "darling" (the character's nickname), dressing like a fancy lad, and cosplaying in public with Lori.
Chronological adults Kevin and Lori running errands dressed as anime characters
"It's a great day, got to spend it with my favorite pink haired dino girl! Unknown to most, I actually really like Hiro and his development a lot. I didn't just pick him to match. Hes my favorite character in DitF, hes different than my usual spiky bois but his story is something I could really get into <3"
- Kevin the Willing Hostage
"Darling looks like darling!" - Lori
"Darling is very good at taking photos of me." - Lori
SIGNATURE RED EYE MAKEUP: Take a gander below at Zero Two's red eye makeup. She wears red eye shadow and eye liner throughout the DitF anime series and this style seems integral to her character design.
Zero Two's makeup
It's no secret that Lori is as dumb as a bag of hammers and her ignorance is rivaled only by her bizarrely unwarranted arrogance. Fortunately for us trainwreck enthusiasts, this has led to countless instances of Lori acting like a complete jackass by claiming to be the original creator of various things including Sailor Moon's iconic odango hair, duckface, and Zero Two's red eye makeup. Yes, you read that correctly and, just in case the batshittery didn't sink in the first time, here's some clarification:
Lori claims that the DitF animators at Studio Trigger based Zero Two's eye makeup off of her...as if no one in the history of humankind ever wore red eye makeup prior to her.
So, Lori is apparently a time traveller who visited mid-18th century Kyoto and originated traditional maiko (apprentice geisha) makeup. UNESCO should thank Lori for her important cultural contributions to civilization. I’m sure her signature red eye makeup will qualify for their Intangible Cultural Heritage list.
Some jealous celebrity "lesser females" copying Lori's signature look.
Poor Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Bosworth, and Bella Hadid. They must cry themselves to sleep each night knowing that, try as they might, they'll never be as kawaii as cosplay communityvillage idiot superstar Usagi Kou. Let's hear more about Lori's conspiracy theory that Studio Trigger is obsessed with her from the lunatic herself.
"I looked really good this time last year. :/ I love bread and potatoes I can't help it! To be fair I'm still pretty smol. Them darling in the franxx artist must have liked my eye makeup. Just sayin." - Lori
IG User: "Woow Beautiful zero two"
Lori: "uh. This is just me lol zero two just happens to have my make up."
"I'm glad people are catching on to red under eye liner but damn, I've been doing this for a while. :3" - Lori
"I have a feeling studio trigger was watching my instagram and liked my hair style and eye makeup last year... They clearly used me as the model." - Lori
WHY ZERO TWO?: Given Lori's disturbing personal history, there are clearly many reasons why she gravitates to this particular anime series and character. In the fictional world of DitF, Zero Two engages in abusive behavior that is often excused, enabled, and sometimes celebrated by her betacuck boyfriend Hiro. Characters who dare to question or confront her are generally ignored, gaslit, villainized, or relegated to the subplot. Due to Zero Two's tragic backstory, superhuman skills, unique genetics, "I'm not like the other girls" bullshit, and all around specialness, she rarely faces meaningful consequences for her actions. It can be argued that Lori interprets Zero Two as a socially acceptable manifestation of her own hideous personality traits. Therefore, the infamous Usagi Kou may use this popular anime character to rationalize her own malignant behavior. If Zero Two can act like a psychopath and still have fans, then why can't she? Lori likely views the character as narcissistic fantasy fodder in which her "specialness" is recognized and her antisocial behavior is tolerated. The dysfunctional relationship between Zero Two and Hiro highlights disturbing parallels between her and Kevin. The characters' abusive dynamics may also serve Lori as "evidence" when rationalizing her own bullshit and gaslighting others.
"It wasn't really abuse when I _____ you, Kevin. Zero Two once tried to strangle Hiro and their relationship is, like, so amazing and romantic. Just like us! #CouplesGoals! Now quit whining and get out of my selfie shot, peasant."
- a hypothetical Lori
PHOTOSHOP ABUSE: What would a Lori Lewd post be without a cornucopia of filters, blur tool, and "bomb lighting"?
CONCLUSION: So, what did we learn today, kids? Lorena Cerda is a delusional, narcissistic, and emotionally malignant piece of shit who should be avoided at all costs lest she pull you into her toxic orbit and destroy your life. But you already knew that. As always, I'd love to hear what you farmers think and take suggestions on how I can better this post (and all others).
Hi, farmers! It's been a while. After a hiatus, I'm back and thought I’d check in on my two favorite cautionary tales to see if they'd bettered themselves in any way whatsoever. To the surprise of absolutely no one, it seems that Lori Cerda and Kevin Hanft are still degenerate trash. Oh, wait... Sorry for mislabelling you, Kevin. I meant Nonbinary Demisexual degenerate trash."Happy Pride Month! I still don't really know how to identify myself. I settle for straight guy or space alien because it's less complicated, but my gender expression and sexual orientation are actually closer to being Nonbinary Demisexual. Ignore my mountains of plushies, crane games and I don't have to hear your judgements!"
- the brave and stunning Kevin
Hmm...I thought collecting crane game plushies was Kitty's hobby? What a weird coincidence. Well, I've got a lot of catching up to do and it genuinely warms the cockles of my black withered heart that this thread is so active. Please enjoy this new article outlining Lori's history of Zero Two skinwalking. I'm also working on articles about "ana-chan Lori "and "Kevin the shittiest friend ever."
LORI AND SKINWALKING (PART 3): THE ZERO TWO YEARS (2018 - Present)
Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Here are some previous posts concerning Lori's long history of pretending to be a "real life" anime character:
- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [LINK]
Lori's "Zero Two" skinwalking phase began in 2018 and continues to be a major influence on her bizarre and pathetic existence. To fully appreciate the depths of Lorena Cerda's egomaniacal delusions, let's begin with information about the character Zero Two. DARLING IN THE FRANXX: Darling in the Franxx (DitF ) is an anime series produced by Studio Trigger. The story is "set in a dystopian future where children are artificially created and indoctrinated solely to defend the remnants of civilization. The story follows a squad of ten pilots, particularly focusing on the partnership between Hiro, a former prodigy, and Zero Two, a hybrid human and elite pilot who aspires to become entirely human." The series debuted on January 13, 2018 and ended on July 7, 2018 after 24 episodes.
ZERO TWO THE "PARTNER KILLER": Zero Two is a main character from DitF who is described as a "hybrid human and elite pilot with an infamous reputation as the 'Partner Killer.’” Unlike Lori's previous anime identity as Usagi from Sailor Moon, Zero Two is an antiheroine who is abusive, manipulative, moody, controlling, antisocial, immature, arrogant, impulsive, oppositional, reckless, and selfish. Remind you of anyone?Zero Two
An elite pilot belonging to APE's special forces, Zero Two is a mysterious and rebellious girl often referred to as a monster due to her red horns and klaxosaur blood. She is also known as the "partner killer" as all partners who pilot Strelizia with her always die after riding three times with her at most, with Hiro being the only exception. She always calls Hiro as her "darling". Her true age is unknown but her ultimate wish is to become fully human so she can reunite with an important person from her past, which turned out to be Hiro. Since she was a child, she was inspired by a book called “The Beast and the Prince”, which she notes is similar to the circumstances of her and Hiro. She begins creating her own version of the story but intentionally left the last page blank because of the likelihood she may have to part ways with Hiro. [Wikipedia]
Fun Fact: Zero Two, Hiro, and their fellow pilots in DitF are called "Parasites." Yes, Lori's chosen skinwalking identity is referred to as both a parasite and a partner killer. How appropriate.
SKINWALKING: It always starts with hair. Lori began watching DitF in April 2018 and immediately dyed her hair pink to look like her new favorite character.Uh oh.
Due to her delusions of narcissistic grandeur and longstanding identity issues from untreated Borderline Personality Disorder, Lori quickly decided that she was Zero Two. She adopted the character's preferences (honey, mirrors, saying "darling") and ordered a truckload of shitty DitF costumes from AliExpress. She was soon prancing around Kevin's parents' attic (rent free) in a substandard Zero Two costume that was undoubtedly not purchased by her. I'm sure the Hanft family was thrilled.Lori's two favorite hobbies - grifting and skinwalking!
"I like to put loads of honey in my coffee" -
"ZeroTwo is pretty much me. Try not to be too butt hurt." - Lori
IG User: "Holy crap it's you"
Lori: "pretty much."
"Casual vs getting into costume." - Lori
"
[love] myself as Zero Two" - Lori
One of Lori's favorite cosplay outfits was her red Zero Two plugsuit. During a fight, Kevin allegedly grabbed Lori's Zero Two costume, threw in a bathtub, and peed on it as an act of defiance. Some Lolcow.farm anons reportedly saw a Facebook update about the incident but it was almost immediately deleted and no receipts were saved. There have been no sightings of the original red suit on Lori's social media since. Kevin has deflected comments about the event yet never denied it.The Missing Red Suit
On a disturbing note, Lori seems particularly interested in Zero Two's violent and homicidal tendencies. Let me know what you think of these, farmers.Comics of Zero Two violently assaulting someone as a horrified Hiro watches.
"Killing them [past partners who Zero Two murdered] is the best part. Unless its Hiro." - Lori
Lori eventually started going out in public dressed as Zero Two and even showed up to her low end retail job dressed as her favorite anime character. I'm sure her manager just loved that.Super kawaii, homies.
Forever 21 part-time employee Zero Two
She claimed that customers at Forever 21 recognized her as the preeminent Zero Two cosplayer. Pretty sure that's not a thing and this never happened but okay, Lori."When two little female beans recognize you while youre at work as 'the zero two cosplayer' and fangirl *-* it was adorable lol" - Lori the Liar
As the self-appointed "real life" Zero Two, Lori took on the identity of the character full time. She cosplayed other anime characters as Zero Two, attempted to create a DitF Kewl Kou Klub that failed to gain traction despite bribes, got engaged in costume at Anime Expo 2019, and considered a DitF themed wedding.Lori cosplaying as Zero Two...cosplaying as Rapunzel
"I really want a full Darling In The Franxx group for AX next year. We will make your flight suit armor. *_* pls." - Lori
Aww...yet another forced proposal. How romantic.
"It's so shiny~ but what color dress?" - Lori
(Note: Several of these Lori shitfits have already been discussed in previous posts. Please see links for more details.)
"My Suit Is Perfection" [LINK]
"The Best Head Band"
Lori Bullies Cosplayer Jenna (aka jennadorables) About Her Zero Two's Shoes [LINK]
Lori's Idiotic "DON'T COPY MY POSE" Slapfight [LINK]
"My Suit Is Perfection" [LINK]Facebook User: "This is perfection" [picture of a non-Lori Zero Two cosplayer]
Lori: "Another ill fitting suit and sagging ass handles. Why."
Facebook User: "You're all not worthy" [sarcastic GIF]
Lori: "my [Zero Two] suit is perfection"
Facebook User: "Perfection is unknowable. You claiming you know it just shows your ego"
Lori: "yeah. Im amazing."
Lori: "Another ill fitting suit and sagging ass handles. Why."
Facebook User: "You're all not worthy" [sarcastic GIF]
Lori: "my [Zero Two] suit is perfection"
Facebook User: "Perfection is unknowable. You claiming you know it just shows your ego"
Lori: "yeah. Im amazing."
"The Best Head Band"A Zero Two Cosplayer: *exists*
Lori: "My head band is best head band looks so good"
Lori: "My head band is best head band
looks so good"
Lori Bullies Cosplayer Jenna (aka jennadorables) About Her Zero Two's Shoes [LINK]
Lori's Idiotic "DON'T COPY MY POSE" Slapfight [LINK]
"The early story of 'Darling in the Franxx' is about a predator [
Zero Two's
After commandeering the identity of Zero Two, Lori decided that Kevin would be her "darling" Hiro whether he liked it or not just like her Mamo-chans in the past.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Kevin's Hiro duties included reluctantly dying his hair black, answering to the name "darling" (the character's nickname), dressing like a fancy lad, and cosplaying in public with Lori.
Chronological adults Kevin and Lori running errands dressed as anime characters
"It's a great day, got to spend it with my favorite pink haired dino girl! Unknown to most, I actually really like Hiro and his development a lot. I didn't just pick him to match. Hes my favorite character in DitF, hes different than my usual spiky bois but his story is something I could really get into <3"
- Kevin the Willing Hostage
"Darling looks like darling!" - Lori
"Darling is very good at taking photos of me." - Lori
SIGNATURE RED EYE MAKEUP: Take a gander below at Zero Two's red eye makeup. She wears red eye shadow and eye liner throughout the DitF anime series and this style seems integral to her character design.Zero Two's makeup
It's no secret that Lori is as dumb as a bag of hammers and her ignorance is rivaled only by her bizarrely unwarranted arrogance. Fortunately for us trainwreck enthusiasts, this has led to countless instances of Lori acting like a complete jackass by claiming to be the original creator of various things including Sailor Moon's iconic odango hair, duckface, and Zero Two's red eye makeup. Yes, you read that correctly and, just in case the batshittery didn't sink in the first time, here's some clarification:
Lori claims that the DitF animators at Studio Trigger based Zero Two's eye makeup off of her...as if no one in the history of humankind ever wore red eye makeup prior to her.
So, Lori is apparently a time traveller who visited mid-18th century Kyoto and originated traditional maiko (apprentice geisha) makeup. UNESCO should thank Lori for her important cultural contributions to civilization. I’m sure her signature red eye makeup will qualify for their Intangible Cultural Heritage list.
Some jealous celebrity "lesser females" copying Lori's signature look.
Poor Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Bosworth, and Bella Hadid. They must cry themselves to sleep each night knowing that, try as they might, they'll never be as kawaii as cosplay community
"I looked really good this time last year. :/ I love bread and potatoes I can't help it! To be fair I'm still pretty smol. Them darling in the franxx artist must have liked my eye makeup. Just sayin." - Lori
IG User: "Woow Beautiful zero two"
Lori: "uh. This is just me lol zero two just happens to have my make up."
"I'm glad people are catching on to red under eye liner but damn, I've been doing this for a while. :3" - Lori
"I have a feeling studio trigger was watching my instagram and liked my hair style and eye makeup last year... They clearly used me as the model." - Lori
WHY ZERO TWO?: Given Lori's disturbing personal history, there are clearly many reasons why she gravitates to this particular anime series and character. In the fictional world of DitF, Zero Two engages in abusive behavior that is often excused, enabled, and sometimes celebrated by her betacuck boyfriend Hiro. Characters who dare to question or confront her are generally ignored, gaslit, villainized, or relegated to the subplot. Due to Zero Two's tragic backstory, superhuman skills, unique genetics, "I'm not like the other girls" bullshit, and all around specialness, she rarely faces meaningful consequences for her actions. It can be argued that Lori interprets Zero Two as a socially acceptable manifestation of her own hideous personality traits. Therefore, the infamous Usagi Kou may use this popular anime character to rationalize her own malignant behavior. If Zero Two can act like a psychopath and still have fans, then why can't she? Lori likely views the character as narcissistic fantasy fodder in which her "specialness" is recognized and her antisocial behavior is tolerated. The dysfunctional relationship between Zero Two and Hiro highlights disturbing parallels between her and Kevin. The characters' abusive dynamics may also serve Lori as "evidence" when rationalizing her own bullshit and gaslighting others."It wasn't really abuse when I _____ you, Kevin. Zero Two once tried to strangle Hiro and their relationship is, like, so amazing and romantic. Just like us! #CouplesGoals! Now quit whining and get out of my selfie shot, peasant."
- a hypothetical Lori
PHOTOSHOP ABUSE: What would a Lori Lewd post be without a cornucopia of filters, blur tool, and "bomb lighting"?
CONCLUSION: So, what did we learn today, kids? Lorena Cerda is a delusional, narcissistic, and emotionally malignant piece of shit who should be avoided at all costs lest she pull you into her toxic orbit and destroy your life. But you already knew that. As always, I'd love to hear what you farmers think and take suggestions on how I can better this post (and all others).
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@OhGodHowDidThisGetHere amazing write up as always!
This red liner thing is pretty hilarious to me because it's pretty much just an offshoot of the igari/byojaku/"hangover" makeup trend that was popular with Japanese fashion bloggers and models several years ago, which emphasized things like puffy eyes and putting blush under your eyes instead of on your cheeks to look slightly sick. Here is an article on this type of makeup from 2014:
www.dailymail.co.uk
Here is another article on the general idea of looking sick and wearing under eye blush, from 2015:
www.yahoo.com
It was a big makeup trend in Japan that filtered into the Western Jfashion community and eventually made it's way to ethot types long after it was already popular in Japan. Lori presumably caught onto it somewhere in the western jfashion to ethot trend pipeline where she picked it up and then later decided she invented it because it hadn't fully caught on in the west yet. Red eyeshadow palettes started coming out more in 2018, with Jeffrey Star releasing the blood sugar palette and Huda Beauty's Ruby Obsessions palette. But this was long after Japan's "hangover" makeup trend.
If the studio trigger people "stole" it from anywhere it was from the many young and fashionable Japanese models and fashion bloggers wearing the look months/years before the Western media and Western Instagram hos caught on. Lori finally caught on and started wearing it in 2016 as a shadow look before going all in on the anime liner look.
This red liner thing is pretty hilarious to me because it's pretty much just an offshoot of the igari/byojaku/"hangover" makeup trend that was popular with Japanese fashion bloggers and models several years ago, which emphasized things like puffy eyes and putting blush under your eyes instead of on your cheeks to look slightly sick. Here is an article on this type of makeup from 2014:
'Sickly' makeup that's designed to make you look unwell
One of the biggest make-up styles in Asia involves making yourself look a bit under the weather. Known as 'byojaku face', the sickly look has proved hugely popular in Japan.
Here is another article on the general idea of looking sick and wearing under eye blush, from 2015:
Japan's Weird New Beauty Trend: Looking Sick, On Purpose
Rosy undereyes started popping up in Tokyo street snaps during the last few years and peaked in Japanese beauty forecasts last fall. This Japanese beauty trend is all about looking slightly "sick."
It was a big makeup trend in Japan that filtered into the Western Jfashion community and eventually made it's way to ethot types long after it was already popular in Japan. Lori presumably caught onto it somewhere in the western jfashion to ethot trend pipeline where she picked it up and then later decided she invented it because it hadn't fully caught on in the west yet. Red eyeshadow palettes started coming out more in 2018, with Jeffrey Star releasing the blood sugar palette and Huda Beauty's Ruby Obsessions palette. But this was long after Japan's "hangover" makeup trend.
If the studio trigger people "stole" it from anywhere it was from the many young and fashionable Japanese models and fashion bloggers wearing the look months/years before the Western media and Western Instagram hos caught on. Lori finally caught on and started wearing it in 2016 as a shadow look before going all in on the anime liner look.
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Did she make that necklace in the last pic? This looks like it was during her “crafty witch” phase in Seattle.@OhGodHowDidThisGetHere amazing write up as always!
This red liner thing is pretty hilarious to me because it's pretty much just an offshoot of the igari/byojaku/"hangover" makeup trend that was popular with Japanese fashion bloggers and models several years ago, which emphasized things like puffy eyes and putting blush under your eyes instead of on your cheeks to look slightly sick. Here is an article on this type of makeup from 2014:
'Sickly' makeup that's designed to make you look unwell
One of the biggest make-up styles in Asia involves making yourself look a bit under the weather. Known as 'byojaku face', the sickly look has proved hugely popular in Japan.
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Here is another article on the general idea of looking sick and wearing under eye blush, from 2015:
Japan's Weird New Beauty Trend: Looking Sick, On Purpose
Rosy undereyes started popping up in Tokyo street snaps during the last few years and peaked in Japanese beauty forecasts last fall. This Japanese beauty trend is all about looking slightly "sick."
It was a big makeup trend in Japan that filtered into the Western Jfashion community and eventually made it's way to ethot types long after it was already popular in Japan. Lori presumably caught onto it somewhere in the western jfashion to ethot trend pipeline where she picked it up and then later decided she invented it because it hadn't fully caught on in the west yet. Red eyeshadow palettes started coming out more in 2018, with Jeffrey Star releasing the blood sugar palette and Huda Beauty's Ruby Obsessions palette. But this was long after Japan's "hangover" makeup trend.
If the studio trigger people "stole" it from anywhere it was from the many young and fashionable Japanese models and fashion bloggers wearing the look months/years before the Western media and Western Instagram hos caught on. Lori finally caught on and started wearing it in 2016 as a shadow look before going all in on the anime liner look.
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If so, it’s a pretty necklace. She should have kept going with that. Being with Kevin regressed her.
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I never saw those edits of kevin, omg what are those? How Lori could posted them and think those look good?
In this one you can clearly see that one eye is bigger than the other. wow
In this one you can clearly see that one eye is bigger than the other. wow
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Based on all the other photos where he looks uncanny, I think it’s because she only looks at herself while doing the edits.I never saw those edits of kevin, omg what are those? How Lori could posted them and think those look good?
In this one you can clearly see that one eye is bigger than the other. wow
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Kevin looks more ridiculous than she does in nearly all of her shopped photos he’s in.
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Once again, roasted on comments. something got deleted, looks like Kev's response and not the actual insult? Am I seeing this right?
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Get irl comments everyday about how great you look. Sure you do.
does kevin even go outside once a day?
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They both look so fake I find it hilarious that they cant see how fucking cringe they both look. It's so obvious they massively edit. "Our eyes are just naturally big"I never saw those edits of kevin, omg what are those? How Lori could posted them and think those look good?
In this one you can clearly see that one eye is bigger than the other. wow
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Every time I see that picture it emits the same energy as that bootleg saber.I never saw those edits of kevin, omg what are those? How Lori could posted them and think those look good?
In this one you can clearly see that one eye is bigger than the other. wow
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I know it's been harped on ad nauseam that, despite NASA strength filtering, her hands show her old lady status but holy fuck her neck. Shit diet, smoking, and probably never touched sunscreen in her life
Give it 3-5 years, that area is going to start sagging very badly, you can see the loss of collagen/turkey neck shit starting now. Obligatory 'Mariah out splurging on filters and nosejobs' dig because it pisses Loli Granny off.
Give it 3-5 years, that area is going to start sagging very badly, you can see the loss of collagen/turkey neck shit starting now. Obligatory 'Mariah out splurging on filters and nosejobs' dig because it pisses Loli Granny off.
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I don't see what you're talking about. To me that just looks like a normal neck?
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This does not look normal, respectfully disagree
Any one interested in history sperging google Vera-Ellen neck. Cliffs: golden age Hollywood dancing star who boasted an 18 inch waist and a 90 year old's throat. Her trademark look was always covering her neck with scarves, chokers, et cet. The story has always been she suffered anorexia and it was highly visible in her neck. Some of her friends dispute it, some corroborate it. Either way, she had a thin neck with highly visible sinews (acc to coworkers, I've never seen a good pic of it) and it was not attractive to look at. Raver Granny has the neck of an older soccer mom.
Any one interested in history sperging google Vera-Ellen neck. Cliffs: golden age Hollywood dancing star who boasted an 18 inch waist and a 90 year old's throat. Her trademark look was always covering her neck with scarves, chokers, et cet. The story has always been she suffered anorexia and it was highly visible in her neck. Some of her friends dispute it, some corroborate it. Either way, she had a thin neck with highly visible sinews (acc to coworkers, I've never seen a good pic of it) and it was not attractive to look at. Raver Granny has the neck of an older soccer mom.
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Her shoulder/neck area looks manly here to me for some reason, like a mtf asian trap.
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Today’s update:
Kevin sends a Redditor this message after they left a comment saying Lori uses too much photoshop.
Apparently a lawsuit is coming and is in motion, even if you’re a random, unrelated person on Reddit!
Could this be their big break? Will Lori finally use that sweet sweet lawsuit money to buy an authentic LV handbag? What about Kevin? Will he stop having to be Lori’s personal cuckboi photographer? Will Momokun and Vamplette pay for their sins of jealousy when they get served a cease and desist?
Who knows? Who cares? Find out this week on the Usagi Kou Show!
Kevin sends a Redditor this message after they left a comment saying Lori uses too much photoshop.
Apparently a lawsuit is coming and is in motion, even if you’re a random, unrelated person on Reddit!
Could this be their big break? Will Lori finally use that sweet sweet lawsuit money to buy an authentic LV handbag? What about Kevin? Will he stop having to be Lori’s personal cuckboi photographer? Will Momokun and Vamplette pay for their sins of jealousy when they get served a cease and desist?
Who knows? Who cares? Find out this week on the Usagi Kou Show!
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Kevin you should try suing the owner of the lolcow farms as well. The money you will get for shitty, cheap knockoff boots will be insane!
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Hell, sue us! Null has silver.
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Spending money doesn't have on more clutter
Just straight up hiding her face behind the phone
What?
Just straight up hiding her face behind the phone
What?
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YRU will oftentimes send emails for 50% off the whole site for 2 or 3 hours, so she's probably watching for those like a leathered vulture.
she always fucks up shooping her eyes lol
she always fucks up shooping her eyes lol