DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Friendly Primarina]

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"Seriously, zombie, are you looking at me or someone off that direction?!"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Imagine earning 9K net and still feel the need to send a tweet to your whales if your daily goal is not reached.

Phil’s fried dopamine receptors are the only entertaining thing left about his streams. How he demand tips for continuously lazier and lazier reasons.
“I need that money RIGHT NOW! For…bills. For a new video game console. For my day off.”
His gacha addiction is the driving force of his streams and it’s fun watching him compensate to pretend otherwise. That and his denial that his genuine fanbase doesn’t exceed 10 people.

 

[arrivefriday]

Did anyone catch the "I'd honestly need therapy if I did the content Rich from RTUSA does"? It was one of those moments where Dave says he doesn't want drama and then he just starts firing off the insults like RTUSA fucked his wife or some shit.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

Did anyone catch the "I'd honestly need therapy if I did the content Rich from RTUSA does"? It was one of those moments where Dave says he doesn't want drama and then he just starts firing off the insults like RTUSA fucked his wife or some shit.

Phil doesn't want drama, but he'll shit talk anyone if given the opportunity. Oh, but you can't say anything back... especially when he's sleeping!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil doesn't want drama, but he'll shit talk anyone if given the opportunity. Oh, but you can't say anything back... especially when he's sleeping!

Fucking coward.

 

[YokuNama]

Did anyone catch the "I'd honestly need therapy if I did the content Rich from RTUSA does"? It was one of those moments where Dave says he doesn't want drama and then he just starts firing off the insults like RTUSA fucked his wife or some shit.

Phil doesn't want drama, but he'll shit talk anyone if given the opportunity. Oh, but you can't say anything back... especially when he's sleeping!

Well as watching the new Loki series, it has shown many parallels to what the real life Phil is and why he says he hates drama, but creates more of it every chance he gets:

But unlike Loki who honestly admits to who and what he is, Phil will always blame other people and never admit fault. Ultimately as he's shown year after year he will throw fans, friends, and even his own family members under the bus to make himself look good in an attempt to achieve his goal: A redemption story that is of the same ilk as Mr. Scrooge or The Grinch... which will only cause him to be:

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Did anyone catch the "I'd honestly need therapy if I did the content Rich from RTUSA does"? It was one of those moments where Dave says he doesn't want drama and then he just starts firing off the insults like RTUSA fucked his wife or some shit.

I'm not about to claim Rich is perfect, but at least he has a real family and these days has a decent relationship with his audience.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Something I noticed about his flip flopping take on the CEO drama, if you can even call it a take and not just barely coherent unfocused contradicting uninformed thoughts strung together by a series of ums, snorts, rocking, repeating himself and uncomfortable goat laughs.

Animeilluminati made a very sarcastic video about Pro-privilege and the dos and don'ts of a 0-2 casual scrub. It was pretty funny but kinda mirrored what phil said happens in tournaments with japanese players, it almost felt like Phil saw the video and went "now I know everything about this" not knowing that Jiyuna was being sarcastic then made it his experiences.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'm not about to claim Rich is perfect, but at least he has a real family and these days has a decent relationship with his audience.

Rich is a massive dork but he's not a toxic piece of shit. It's funny when DSP tries to shit on him even though DSP is in a way worse position. "I'd need therapy if I did his content" is a HARD cope, and frankly DSP you need therapy right now anyway.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil’s fried dopamine receptors are the only entertaining thing left about his streams. How he demand tips for continuously lazier and lazier reasons.
“I need that money RIGHT NOW! For…bills. For a new video game console. For my day off.”
His gacha addiction is the driving force of his streams and it’s fun watching him compensate to pretend otherwise. That and his denial that his genuine fanbase doesn’t exceed 10 people.

I am genuinely curious what would happen if Kat woke up one morning and destroyed his phone. I mean, obviously DSP would get a new phone and resume whaling, but what would his reaction be in the meantime, especially if he had to wait 24-48 hours.

 

[Covfefe]

It's as dumb as when he bitches that games aren't designed around streamers. What do you expect from a narcissist that believes the world revolves around them and lives in a bubble where that's the case?

It's worse than that. Most people who stream would have their headphones plugged into their streaming computer and they can hear the game audio being echoed back to them via OBS or whatever. So even if Sony were designing for streamers they wouldn't "implement dual ahdeo" because the number of people who would do that is basically one - Phil. Maybe if he literally ever invested money in his big boy business professional gamer setup he would know that, but instead he will keep using his AverMedia Shitbox 5000 until it dies and he goes offline for a month while he begs for the money to buy a new one (and then keeps blowing it on Champions). As with all other things, the "dual audio" thing is a microcosm of Phil's laziness, narcissism, and need to externalize blame.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I am genuinely curious what would happen if Kat woke up one morning and destroyed his phone. I mean, obviously DSP would get a new phone and resume whaling, but what would his reaction be in the meantime, especially if he had to wait 24-48 hours.

Aren't Champions accounts tied to your phone as well?

 

[Pargon]

Aren't Champions accounts tied to your phone as well?

It’s almost assuredly his Apple account. I’m almost positive he has an iPad as well, though I’m unsure whether Champions would run on it unless he’s updated either the hardware or the software, though if anything could force him to do it it’d be his gambling addiction, since that’s what gets him up in the morning.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil’s fried dopamine receptors are the only entertaining thing left about his streams. How he demand tips for continuously lazier and lazier reasons.
“I need that money RIGHT NOW! For…bills. For a new video game console. For my day off.”
His gacha addiction is the driving force of his streams and it’s fun watching him compensate to pretend otherwise. That and his denial that his genuine fanbase doesn’t exceed 10 people.

i love the "i need money for my day off" excuse
he thinks a real job is easy? please phil, go get a real job and tell the boss you'd like to be payed just for taking the day off
not payed vacation, just take the day off and phone up the boss and ask him "you'll pay me for today, right?"

 

[tzgnilki]

I think this get overlooked cause it's hidden amongst his boring schedule/day off nonsense



I wonder what this could mean, "changes to the tips goal for more rewards", did he talk about it during ratchet & clank/Call of duty?

previous changes have been autistic af so I hope we get some other lazy shit to laugh at, cause history has shown us bubble blowing, chair spinning, wearing jeans, and wearing 2 vests like a spastic

archive, and since I saw it on /r/DSPDiscussion, I better give it a non-derich shoutout

 

[PyroAlert]

I think the main reason why Phil changed his “day off” to June 30th was not due to the heat but because today, June 30th, is the first day since March 5th, 2020, that restaurants can 100% capacity and full menus in Washington state.

So I would assume Phil and Khet are gorging on several different restaurant meals today. Khet and Phil have both gained significant amounts of weight recently.

Expect a lot of extra snorting, burping, farting, hacking, squealing, and bragging about eating food on tomorrow’s prestream.

 

[Pargon]

Khet and Phil have both gained significant amounts of weight recently.

Khet

Has there been a recent Kat sighting that my autistic ass has somehow missed?

 

[Piece of Peace]

I think this get overlooked cause it's hidden amongst his boring schedule/day off nonsense

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I wonder what this could mean, "changes to the tips goal for more rewards", did he talk about it during ratchet & clank/Call of duty?

previous changes have been autistic af so I hope we get some other lazy shit to laugh at, cause history has shown us bubble blowing, chair spinning, wearing jeans, and wearing 2 vests like a spastic

archive, and since I saw it on /r/DSPDiscussion, I better give it a non-derich shoutout

Holy shit he's definitely increasing the tips goal right? Wonder if it has anything to do with this?

Nah, must be a coincidence.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Aren't Champions accounts tied to your phone as well?

Also facebook now. I assume it's why he has multiples.

I wonder what this could mean, "changes to the tips goal for more rewards",

It gets raised again and he reaps the rewards.

 

[Mr. Brown]

I think this get overlooked cause it's hidden amongst his boring schedule/day off nonsense

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I wonder what this could mean, "changes to the tips goal for more rewards", did he talk about it during ratchet & clank/Call of duty?

previous changes have been autistic af so I hope we get some other lazy shit to laugh at, cause history has shown us bubble blowing, chair spinning, wearing jeans, and wearing 2 vests like a spastic

archive, and since I saw it on /r/DSPDiscussion, I better give it a non-derich shoutout

I'm betting he increases the tips goal as $200 per day + subs and ad revenue is poverty.