Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[JaneThough]

Part of me wouldn't wish Lou on anyone, but part of me also really REALLY would love a roommate saga, where he doesn't pay rent, cries about how the roommate abuses him, and we eventually get all the tea from said roommate when Lou is evicted.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Archive.md is being slow as fuck right now, so expect to see some WIP links.

Spoiler: Bitching about Anthrocon

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409971622816145412 (archive.is)

Spoiler: Discord screenshots

Spoiler: Poor Louie's life has been ruled by alcohol!

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409987619077898249 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "Is ritual suicide still a thing"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409997023726772233 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "I look back at my block list sometimes, see “xxx blocked you”. Sometimes i think “good. Not worth it”"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410005199398178816 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "probably not going to eat tonight." suuure "shut up." no

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410015187558600705 (archive.is)

Spoiler: ebegging 5 bucks to enter another useless furry site

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410019921971531780 (archive.is)

Spoiler: louie gets an ouchie! pay up!

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410024189038313472 (archive.is)

Spoiler: boohoo

Spoiler: "block and report guys <3"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410036715465678848 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "Flag of Palestinian Territories"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410065144173019138 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "sex doesn't gross me out. It's just not something I **need** but I am definitely romantic."

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410066262487613443 (archive.is)

Spoiler: "I am 64.3% heterosexual, 64.3% homosexual" - Lou the Mathematician

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410066341978120197 (archive.is)

There's more he is posting just today, but I had enough of Lou for one day. You guys finish the fight

 

[Spoonomancer]

Do his parents sleep in different rooms then? 3 bedrooms automatically says to me parents in one room, nephew in one, lou in the other

or am I miscounting the number of people in the house

does Lou's parents even live together? IIRC the one video of Lou and Mama Gags arguing we've seen seemingly imply that it's most likely him, Mama Gags, and possibly Gagliardi Jr. are all the only three living together unless there's enough to prove that Mama Gags and Papa Gags both still live together. Besides, if Papa and Mama Gags both lived together, I feel like it'd be public on Facebook since Mama Gags can't help but to shout about a lot of stuff related to family.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm genuinely heartsick that Anthrocon is virtual this year. The most frustrating gap in the fossil record (I'd prove this, but search is still fucked from the DDoS) is that we have precious few tweets testifying to Lou's presence and behavior at Anthrocon. We know he goes every year, and yet he either rarely tweets about it or we don't know what account(s) he was using at the time. The fact that I'm going to have to get one year closer to death to find out more about what Lou is like at Anthrocon fills me with sadness.

 

[Spunt]

does Lou's parents even live together? IIRC the one video of Lou and Mama Gags arguing we've seen seemingly imply that it's most likely him, Mama Gags, and possibly Gagliardi Jr. are all the only three living together unless there's enough to prove that Mama Gags and Papa Gags both still live together. Besides, if Papa and Mama Gags both lived together, I feel like it'd be public on Facebook since Mama Gags can't help but to shout about a lot of stuff related to family.

Iirc Stepdad Gags lives there too, he's the one who needs kidney dialysis and Lou has bitched before that Mama Gags will drive her critically ill husband to dialysis but won't take his fat ass to Walmart.

 

[Narr Then]

Spoiler: louie gets an ouchie! pay up!

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410024189038313472 (archive.md)

Spoiler: boohoo

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Spoiler: louie gets an ouchie! pay up!

What the ACTUAL fuck?!

Ignores a gaping hole in his foot for months, then begging for money for a tiny friction bruise that doesn't even need a pea sized dollop of...anything...coz it's literally nothing...

The sheer brass neck of this parasite.

Probably fucked spoiler codes up, fukkit.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I'm genuinely heartsick that Anthrocon is virtual this year. The most frustrating gap in the fossil record (I'd prove this, but search is still fucked from the DDoS) is that we have precious few tweets testifying to Lou's presence and behavior at Anthrocon. We know he goes every year, and yet he either rarely tweets about it or we don't know what account(s) he was using at the time. The fact that I'm going to have to get one year closer to death to find out more about what Lou is like at Anthrocon fills me with sadness.

I can imagine us hearing about Lou's shittiness in Virtual Anthrocon, and if it's happening in VRC, I can absolutely imagine someone is going to have it on screen capture as well.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

What the ACTUAL fuck?!

Ignores a gaping hole in his foot for months, then begging for money for a tiny friction bruise that doesn't even need a pea sized dollop of...anything...coz it's literally nothing...

The sheer brass neck of this parasite.

It's fine. He just needs to put some Neosporin on it and wrap it. #TransCrowdFund #EmergencyCrowdFund

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

does Lou's parents even live together? IIRC the one video of Lou and Mama Gags arguing we've seen seemingly imply that it's most likely him, Mama Gags, and possibly Gagliardi Jr. are all the only three living together unless there's enough to prove that Mama Gags and Papa Gags both still live together. Besides, if Papa and Mama Gags both lived together, I feel like it'd be public on Facebook since Mama Gags can't help but to shout about a lot of stuff related to family.

IIRC there's four of them - Momma Gags, underage Louman Shield Skylar, stepdad Coach Zas (Joe Zastavniak), and Lardass himself - Gags Sr. died a couple years back.
There was a kiwi who was briefly familiar with Gags Sr.

At least if I'm remembering it right.

 

[Narr Then]

I can imagine us hearing about Lou's shittiness in Virtual Anthrocon, and if it's happening in VRC, I can absolutely imagine someone is going to have it on screen capture as well.

Oh yes please santa! I've been ever so good this year!

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Do his parents sleep in different rooms then? 3 bedrooms automatically says to me parents in one room, nephew in one, lou in the other

Oh God, it's just so perfect I can't stand it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Spoiler: louie gets an ouchie! pay up!

What the ACTUAL fuck?!

Ignores a gaping hole in his foot for months, then begging for money for a tiny friction bruise that doesn't even need a pea sized dollop of...anything...coz it's literally nothing...

The sheer brass neck of this parasite.

Probably fucked spoiler codes up, fukkit.

I'm still stupefied by why the strap color matters at all.

 

[Kled]

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A) Your mother is dead according to you
B) Get a job and your own place
3) It's not 'Cause it's that' because of B so go with 'or'

 

[MetalParakeet]

does Lou's parents even live together? IIRC the one video of Lou and Mama Gags arguing we've seen seemingly imply that it's most likely him, Mama Gags, and possibly Gagliardi Jr. are all the only three living together unless there's enough to prove that Mama Gags and Papa Gags both still live together. Besides, if Papa and Mama Gags both lived together, I feel like it'd be public on Facebook since Mama Gags can't help but to shout about a lot of stuff related to family.

She has posted about her husband . A lot. He definitely lives there

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Its been mentioned by either Lou or Mama Gags herself that she currently sleeps on the couch, so no she doesn't share a room with the stepdad atm. And it sounds like she doesn't want to in a new house either.

It comes off weird but a lot of older couples are like that, particularly if one gets up a lot to piss or something and wakes the other constantly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm iffy on if he's actually regularly on insulin. It's injectable, correct? And to use it without killing himself he'd have to be checking his blood sugar levels and doing math. He has brought up nothing about any of these things and you know he'd be hamming it up if he had to stick himself for blood sugar tests or injecting insulin. Incidentally he really should be sticking himself for the blood sugar.

My guess is he has insulin on hand in case of emergency but not for regular usage.

Type 2 diabetics are not usually prescribed "emergency" insulin if they are not insulin-dependent. I don't mean to malign a whole people, here, but type 2s on oral meds only are not as intimate with insulin use or CBG monitoring. If it's a high blood glucose emergency, a hyperosmolar hyperglycemic state, you want them to go to the ED.

I suspect Lou is on orals plus one of the 24-hour peakless insulins. Lantus/glargine, Levemir/detemir, Tresiba/degludec. Yes, you are supposed to check your CBG on any kind of insulin, but those would be a lot more forgiving for someone working with Lou's level of understanding.

It comes off weird but a lot of older couples are like that, particularly if one gets up a lot to piss or something and wakes the other constantly.

Considering the dialysis, it's more likely he snores/has a CPAP.

 

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Archive.md is being slow as fuck right now, so expect to see some WIP links.

Spoiler: Bitching about Anthrocon

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409971622816145412 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: Discord screenshots

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Spoiler: Poor Louie's life has been ruled by alcohol!

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1409987619077898249 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: "Is ritual suicide still a thing"

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Spoiler: "I look back at my block list sometimes, see “xxx blocked you”. Sometimes i think “good. Not worth it”"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410005199398178816 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: "probably not going to eat tonight." suuure "shut up." no

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410015187558600705 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: ebegging 5 bucks to enter another useless furry site

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410019921971531780 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: louie gets an ouchie! pay up!

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410024189038313472 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: boohoo

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Spoiler: "block and report guys <3"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410036715465678848 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: "Flag of Palestinian Territories"

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410065144173019138 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: "sex doesn't gross me out. It's just not something I **need** but I am definitely romantic."

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410066262487613443 (archive.md)

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Spoiler: "I am 64.3% heterosexual, 64.3% homosexual" - Lou the Mathematician

https://twitter.com/prrrflr/status/1410066341978120197 (archive.md)

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There's more he is posting just today, but I had enough of Lou for one day. You guys finish the fight

I'm currently procrastinating but I'm conveniently curious about this test. Half because I'm unsure how the questions can variate from "do you like men or women sexually, yes, no, or both" and half because I'm wondering how the patently "asexual" Louis answered to not even get marked as asexual on this stupid thing.



First thing I'm wondering is why this is a five point scale, especially given the timespan of two entire weeks. Many of these questions are expressly sexual in nature save for those pertaining to emotional intimacy. I'm guessing it's for people who are experimenting with their sexuality, but they're all phrased around fantasy and desire rather than actions. I then thought of something. Dollars to doughnuts Louis marked questions related to empathy, loyalty, and compassion as "never," which counteracted him marking all the questions pertaining to sexual encounters as "often," hence why he's more towards the middle of the chart.



My end result via picking exclusively heterosexual options and the most extreme answers thereof returned a "96.4% heterosexual" rating. I'm unsure where the missing 3.6 percent went, but beyond that oddity, it's the expected result given my answers. My next theory, however, is to see if I can copy Louis's results by giving "often" to questions related to sexual engagements with either sex but "never" to questions related to, you know, being compassionate to a partner. The intent is to emulate a sex-obsessed sociopath, but that's just the role I'm putting myself into, I'm certain it's not reflective of Louis in any capacity. My target will be, obviously, 64% in the "homosexual" and "heterosexual" category.



Get ready to jump up from your seat in surprise, because when I answer as if men and women are nothing but walking sex dolls to be used and thrown away, acting like social engagement is abhorrent to my very being, I get a score nearly identical to Louis, away by just 7%. I have no reason not to believe it's only off because Louis gave the weaker responses with some of his answers.

The real question is, does this really count as a punchline when it's completely predictable?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

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I'm currently procrastinating but I'm conveniently curious about this test. Half because I'm unsure how the questions can variate from "do you like men or women sexually, yes, no, or both" and half because I'm wondering how the patently "asexual" Louis answered to not even get marked as asexual on this stupid thing.

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First thing I'm wondering is why this is a five point scale, especially given the timespan of two entire weeks. Many of these questions are expressly sexual in nature save for those pertaining to emotional intimacy. I'm guessing it's for people who are experimenting with their sexuality, but they're all phrased around fantasy and desire rather than actions. I then thought of something. Dollars to doughnuts Louis marked questions related to empathy, loyalty, and compassion as "never," which counteracted him marking all the questions pertaining to sexual encounters as "often," hence why he's more towards the middle of the chart.

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My end result via picking exclusively heterosexual options and the most extreme answers thereof returned a "96.4% heterosexual" rating. I'm unsure where the missing 3.6 percent went, but beyond that oddity, it's the expected result given my answers. My next theory, however, is to see if I can copy Louis's results by giving "often" to questions related to sexual engagements with either sex but "never" to questions related to, you know, being compassionate to a partner. The intent is to emulate a sex-obsessed sociopath, but that's just the role I'm putting myself into, I'm certain it's not reflective of Louis in any capacity. My target will be, obviously, 64% in the "homosexual" and "heterosexual" category.

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Get ready to jump up from your seat in surprise, because when I answer as if men and women are nothing but walking sex dolls to be used and thrown away, acting like social engagement is abhorrent to my very being, I get a score nearly identical to Louis, away by just 7%. I have no reason not to believe it's only off because Louis gave the weaker responses with some of his answers.

The real question is, does this really count as a punchline when it's completely predictable?

Man I can’t believe Bisexuality is the most Based political alignment

 

[Iron Hamster]

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No doubt he read this as punch a woman intimately.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I'm currently procrastinating but I'm conveniently curious about this test. Half because I'm unsure how the questions can variate from "do you like men or women sexually, yes, no, or both" and half because I'm wondering how the patently "asexual" Louis answered to not even get marked as asexual on this stupid thing.

Your whole post is delightfully autistic. This is the quality content for which I come to the Farms.
Good post!