Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Nah, there's one unifying thing behind 4chan. Strip away the trappings, whether it's /pol/, or /b/, /a/ or /v/, /k/, /h/, or /jp/, furfag or brony or nazi or whatever. It's that they're mostly nerds with some flavor of social disorder, whether that's being a basement dwelling NEET, or a successful person tired of the persona they have to wear in the real world, or someone just far enough off the median that normies can't click with them. The internet as a whole used to be a haven for people like that, but has shrunken down to the chan diaspora, kiwifarms, and a few other disparate places.

They want companionship, whether social, sexual, romantic or platonic. The extreme ideologies, the infamous tulpas, waifuing. It's all different expressions of the same root cause. Hell, remember that time some people on /pol/ unironically fell for Tay AI? Yeah, plenty were shitposting, but a few anons actually fell into the feelings trap. Snoot seems to be resonating particularly strongly with that.

Also, yes, coomers. Which is itself, arguably an addictive behavior rooted in a desire for companionship. Though, to be fair, a lot of anons seem to feel oddly dirty lewding Fang in specific.

TL;DR 4chan is and always has been lonely nerds of some flavor.
would you like to become one with us
body and soul
it could be
very
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Snoot devs did a Q&A stream.

I can't even begin to compress or archive this shit because the file size for the vod is around 10 GB.

They also supposedly did a test stream beforehand, but I can't find that one. An anon did a brief rundown regarding some of what the devs apparently said.
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>willing to work with ko-op if given the chance
Yeah, no, I'm putting my money on those faggots being too thermonuclear assblasted over Snoot for that to ever happen.
And I'll be pleasantly surprised if I'm wrong, since it might mean ko-op has some backbone and/or maturity squirreled away somewhere.
 
An anon posted a rundown of what the Snoot devs said in the stream, except for the last hour since he hadn't gotten to it. Edit: He got to that part now and made a hardbin. I recommend checking it out, since he rewrote some stuff.
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Link to full stream : https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1067974498

- GVH devs have not contacted Snootdev
- Snoot not made out of spite, just trying to make fun of leafs
- Anon who originally inspired devs never found
- Ending 4 didn't originally exist during development
- CptJingo was the lead artist, claimed to have left but seems to be a deflection as
they tried to avoid mentioning each other by name and he answers a few questions
through text
- Next Cavemanon game is an RPG
- Only Jingo likes Trish
- Next major updates are CG completion, and End 3 & 4 extensions
- Completion rewards coming, gallery mode soon
- Mobile port soon
- Ouya port Soon(tm)
- Reed DLC when the players write it, devanons aren't making it
- Devs don't care much for Naomi
- If joke ending was made it would just be MGS4's ending
- Gachimuchi was a primary source of inspiration for music
- The devanons have seen Snoot stickers and merch, enjoy it
- Posteranon is confirmed based
- Metal Gear fan memes are best memes
- Scrapped MGS4 parody mode (Anon was Snake, Reed was Big Boss, Stella was Zero)
- Cavemanon don't want to see GVH cancelled, look forward to release (plan on streaming it)
- Next Cavemanon game will not have HMOFA content
- She's A Bit Sluggish was a proof of concept/demo for Snoot
- Devanons hate NITW
- No specific ratio of skinnies to meteor dodgers, vague ratio of 50/50 given
- Skinnie uprising now
- Writeranon sleeps well at night despite having written Ending 2
- Doomer!Fang is a druggie
- Stuff was cut from Ending 1, not further elaborated on
- Secret in the game still not found (connected to OST names)
- Rosa and Stella confirmed for straight, only friends
- Stella not a tranny
- Hannah Montana Linux on Fang's laptop was requested by devanons
- FemReed was designed by game artist, devanons enjoy it
- Rosa's intended flaw is intervention when not needed, only really noticable in Ending 3
- No additional routes coming
- Devanons actually like YIIK
- Later update will expand on Ripley and Moe's relationship
- Moe is not in mafia (audible wink)
- Milf!Fang is not liked by devanons
- Devanons more confused by game's reception and how much anons took to it but glad that it was so well received
- Devanons feel symphathy for Workanon's plight
- Fang is meant to be rather plain, "homely" by dino standards
- Devanons cannot say if donations have recouped game budget
- Devanons like Out of My League
- Devanons love Gremlin Dinos, want plushies as well (may try to get plushies made if Twitch gets big enough)
- Devanons will buy GVH rights if KO_OP ever goes under
- Anon is weaker than Naser (Naser is pronounced Naz-zer by devanons)
- Fang-as-borzoi and Trish at PC are also memes liked by devanons
- Reed gets away with bringing drugs to school by claiming "it's his culture"
- Reed makes his own carfentanyl, also does do business in the drug trade, confirmed ancap
- Snoot not actually made in MSPaint, CSP primarily
- More animations in main game unlikely, moving talk sprites endorsed but not planned by devanons
- Spears' waifu is Fang (as in from Primal not Snoot Fang)
- Trish has big titties in Snoot because of shortstack memes
- Trish confirmed for wanting human cock
- Trish having feelings for Fang is left open for interpretation by audience
- More lewd art coming in later updates
- Devanons consider Trish to be redeemable for her actions
- Anon likes One Piece
- Ending 3 Trish is said to be worse than she usually is supposed to be
- Stella's fave anime is Precure (originally Initial D and eurojank)
- Reed drew the cock on Fang's wall
- Devanons did see Spurdo Snoots, approve
- No copyright strikes for Snoot Game yet
- When asked if Anon would turn out differently had he met Stella prior to the Rock Bottom incident, the devanons say it's open to interpretation
- Devanons never planned to let Anon talk things out with Trish earlier in game, conflict was always planned out
- Sage from GVH was meant to be in the game but was scrapped because would have been too much work to create them (Stella only barely got in thanks to info from KO_OP discord)
- Devanons didn't know Stella was French
- Musicanon said an image song for Fang with mopey French lyrics was intended, scrapped because musicanon was afraid some shitty VA would find it and mangle it
- Game started development 3 days after GVH reveal
- Noir songs planned for OST, scrapped
- If Anon never befriended Fang he would have ended up with Rosa (Rosa would have approached him for relationship)
>tfw no latina wife
- Musicanon never made sheet music, literally just fucked around with music programs
- Musicanon said he cannot read sheet music, later backtracked but seemed to be jokingly
- Guitar tracks composed in Musicanon's dreams (literally)
- The name "Snoot Game" was chosen because it's cute/everyone liked the snoot
- Average humans are pretty indestructible
- Spears doesn't actually suplex cars but suplexes people into cars, game dialogue contradicts this so may likely be altered
- Musicanon kept accidentally the XCOM soundtrack
- Game had a different musicanon early on, left the team and stopped responding relatively quick
- Musician who did Amberlight Brilliance ghosted devanons pretty consistently
- Over 160 remixes of OST unused by musicanon
- Artanons hate writeranon because he kept asking for new shit on a whim
- Devanons have either never played VNs or have little experience with them, except Writeranon who mentions Sanguine Melancholia and likes Danganronpa
- Core dev team was pretty much the same start to finish, a few anons would come in and out after making contributions
- Anon had alternate outfits at one point, scrapped because they would have been too jokey (one with a fake dino mask, one as Pink Guy)
- Devanons avoided deliberate Jojo references with tarot because it would have been tacky
- Writeranon was the fake KO_OP leaker from before the game was released
- Devanons would make a Tracy route first out of all other NPCs
- Naser wears an infinite amount of jackets
- Snootverse dinos can't fly unlike GVH dinos as that was shown after the game was finished, said that they can kind of glide/use them to slow descent
- Devanons give Naomi props and say she's not all bad because she got Anon together with Fang
- Naomi did nothing wrong - dev promptly killed
- Devanons never asked permission to use Tracy since Tracydev vanished
- Musicanon will attempt sheet music for game tracks, unlikely to be released
- Naomi does actually get with Kanyesaurus (she's not meant to be a Kardashian expy)
- VVURM DRAMA's genre is yes
- Wanted their music to be like Tally Hall, full answer interrupted by musicanon's peacock
- Musicanon has a peacock because he thought it would be cool
- Devanons like Bully Naomi
- Musicanon's Peacock not in Snoot because Disney would sue
- Musicanon says he literally just walked up to peacock and took it
- No one is stopping you from taking a duck from the pond - Musicanon
- (peacock later confirmed by writeranon in the /trash/ thread to be a joke)
- Devanons actually want GVH to do well
- Did the meteor hit the Earth or not in Snoot? Who gives a shit.
- Snoot Game 2 will just be Pac Man 2 with a few swapped sprites
- Cavemanon is actually more diverse than KO_OP
- If devanons did actually get the GVH rights they probably wouldn't make a full game, leave just the VN
- Fang wouldn't need much pressure or incitement to cosplay for Anon
- Snoot Game prequel with Fang's parents possible idea, but unlikely to actually be made
- Fang likes nuggies because nuggies good
- Fang only makes her nuggies in the microwave
- Devanons salt their pasta water
- Anon's carbonara recipe was written by secondary writer who was autisticly dedicated to writing it out
- The programmers are confirmed schizos
- Bimbo!Fang and Human!Fang is frowned upon by devanons
- Devanons confused by how much the Snootbooru blew up but impressed nonetheless
- Anon would play Starcraft as a sport, but would join track & field as a real sport (jokes made that he would do polevault and always get hurt)
- For non-OST songs Musicanon associates Black Hole Sun & Limp Bizkit from their later years with Snoot, other devanons just say Out of My League
- Jingo uses Wacom 14HD "or something"
- Fang prefers her Limp Bizket in the vein of Break Stuff rather than Rollin'
- Devanons did not expect the intense hate nor the sheer whiplash to intense love for Trish
- Musicanon is a chaotic madman who mixes random shit in his fridge together and drinks it
- Fang and Anon drink Blue Moon
- Musicanon once huffed an airhorn
- Everyone in the cast loves Bugsnax
- Snootgame sequel never
- Rosa watches DBZ, watches the Broly movie nightly and worships his muscles
- Rosa dreams about Broly and Robert Rodriguez
- Rosa hasn't reached her full powerlevel with la chancla
- Rosa believes Vic Mignogna did nothing wrong
- Fang likes to dab
- Writeranon hates NTR, other writeranon likes it (also confirmed as joke at secondary writeranon's expense)
- Devanons do not like Ponyfang
- If Snootgame was Megaman X, Fang would be X and either Anon or Naser would be Zero
- Devanons see players finding self improvement from Snoot to be all according to keikaku
- NasCar has a bullet hole in window because exactly half of the car is beat up other half pristine
- Naser is a bad driver
- Devanons like Pixelanon's recreations of the cast
- Naser's real name is said to be Victor ("naser" is egyptian for "victory" according to devanons, appears to be taken from KO_OP but not sure, they seem to be unsure about claiming it's his real name as well)
- Dimorphism is based on gender (males match father, females mother)
- Snootless!Fang is cringe and bluepilled
- NasCar is supposed to be Dodge Charger Hellcat
- Fang's gun was originally a Taurus Raging Bull .44, changed because it would have been too ridiculous for Fang to use in her shooting
- Ripley wouldn't actually do whatever Anon did to Fang to Naser, would probably just ground him
- Fang only had the one gun during her shooting
- Anon and Fang's kid would either look like Sephiroth or some kind of mangled half-dino
- Next project won't be fully voice acted, may potentially have some VA stuff
- Writeranon suggests JG Quintel as Anon's voice
- Fang's voice from GVH is canon voice
- If Naser's accident never happened and Trish was never able to corrupt Fang the way she did, Fang would be more like her End 4 self in personality
- Naser might be a virgin (devanons debated on it, but no consensus met)
- Devanons felt that a lack of lewd content was better as they saw it as a crutch for their storytelling
- Dinosaur Captain Pronin exists, coming in a later update
- Devanons genuinely feel bad for Workanon
- Humans are "from a different country" (musicanon was rambling over writeranon so I couldn't hear exactly what writeranon says but that's the gist)
- They start spending way too much time on Sonic 06 for like half an hour at the 2 hour mark
- Tips for seducing real goth girls? Become hot.
- Official Snoot Discord never
- Official Snoot Skype chat soon
- Musicanon would get TJ Rotolo to play everyone
- Other devs say Yuri Lowenthal would be good for Reed
- Rosa fantasizes about becoming the next Justice (reference to some TV show I think, not fully explained)
- Rosa also fantasizes about meeting Goku
- Snoot Game is close to getting a Steam port, needs to finish their legalese licensing exceptions first
- Devanons aren't afraid of nor do they care about KO_OP doing anything once it gets on Steam since they plan on releasing the game for free
- Devanons never came to a consensus on Fang's last name, left it to /trash/ thread to decide (thread decided on Aaron/Arin, no full committal on spelling)
- Devanons want Snoot Game to start Gamergate 2 only so Trump can talk about it
- Devanons start doing Trump impression talking about Snootgame
- Writeranon refuses to answer whether or not Doomer!Fang fucks old men for money, other devanons spite him and say that she does because they know he doesn't like thinking about that
- Musicanon did not realize the game was a parody when he came on
- Fang "has no frame of reference" when it comes to "banana sizes" (aka she's never seen a dick before, confirmed virgin)
- Devanons like the touched up storyboards fans did
- Reed is 100% not gay, there are no brojobs
- Naomi would have sex with a human if they were influential enough (ie., Trump)
- The anon who did the ReedRoute mod did get brought in by the devanons
- Only about 20 CGs left to do outside of storyboarded ones
- Devanons don't care if people try to use cancel culture against their next game because they weren't going to be their audience to begin with
- Devanons made game because they were genuinely passionate, hate how the industry is too focused on trends or making money
- The tradwife Fang and school shooter Fang pics shortly after GVH's announcement were the primary inciting elements for the game
- CptJingo's fanart of Fang another primary inciting element, were drawn before he joined the project
- BritAnon genuinely loves Fang, would have willingly bought Snoot if he didn't work on it
- Writeranon talks about NeoGaf Snoot thread, comments how they clearly didn't play the game based on how they reacted
- Musicanon didn't know what NeoGaf was before that thread
- Booba!Fang edits are also hated by devanons
- Devanons say Fuck Jannies
- Devanons enjoy Yoko Taro's games
- Prom background has a secret message in it, written in Mandarin
- Devanons all want wing hugs
- Fang is only meant for missionary sex with handholding and the lights off
- Ending 3 Fang cut off everyone absolutely, no chance at reuniting even with Rosa or Stella
- Snoot Game would be better if Alex YIIK was the protag
- Devanons hate Renpy because it's a confusing buggy mess
- Devanons confirm that Anon marrying Fang is meant to be canon for Ending 4, will be getting its own unique CG later and currently only uses Ending 3's as a placeholder
- RAYmba will be getting more art in updates
- Devanons appreciate fics, haven't read any because too busy
- Writeranon mentions reading and liking Ending 4 Anon In Ending 2 however
- Stella was left out of Ending 4 basically because they forgot about her
- Rosa is in Ending 4 basically on coincidence
- Devanons regret not having Naser show up in Ending 4
- Emergence dino edit actually done by devanons
- Devanons get baited by joke about Xiaoping and Kant
- Conquistadors were humans in Snootverse, married tribal dino girls
- Devanons would visit Fang if she went to prison instead of dying during Ending 1
- Rumble de Rosa > Ballad of the Boot
- Trish OnlyFans not actually real
- Not much would change if Naser survived Ending 1 other than a really awkward funeral
- If Snoot Game goes on Steam they will not comply with any anti-violence laws for foreign markets
- Snoot Game would be banned in China because Chinese are racist to dinopeople
- Devanons made "Stay Quiet" the intended choice in the rooftop scene to make you realize you shouldn't treat this as a standard VN, and that when someone's venting stopping to try and find the perfect thing to say isn't the right idea
- Dino Crisis is the only real dino game - Musicanon
- The old lady dino teacher from GVH isn't in the game because she was revealed too late to use
- Dinos don't lay eggs, have live birth
- Writeranon thinks being apathetic is bad, sees maturity as having the ability to take the time to consider something
- Devanons love Fang breastenvy pics with Naomi
- Devanons take credit for making Naomi the hottest but not fully committed to whether she is or not
- Naomi based prom decorations on her dress and not the other way around
- Naomi is Asian but to a barely notable level
- Devanons say Fang is bushy as hell, but exact level depends on ending according to WriterAnon
- Writeranon likes Primal but hates the ending of season 1
- Devanons looking for new programmers and writers for next project, will be doing a call for help after Snoot is over
- Devanons have no plans to keep conversation going once threads finally end, planning RSS feed or IRC channel but seems to be a joke
- CptJingo did the Arby n The Chief pic in the artbook
- Stella getting Chadshark for prom will be explained in next update
- Updates will be fairly sporadic rather than one big update
- Snoot: The Flamethrower, coming soon
- Game will be made mod-friendly after the next update
- Teaser for next Cavemanon project will be included in next updates
- Fang with fluffy hair was from earlier in production, changed to keep consistency with GVH
- Devanons confused by dinoslipper anon, begrudgingly gave into his demands
- Britanon actually likes GVH's animation
- Fang goes to principal's office at least 3 times a year
- Devanons want to start a real studio, but le money is needed
- Devanons don't want to add VAs because that would requires having girls involved
- Devanons like fanart of older Doomer!Fang
- Trish does in fact like anal
- Spears didn't send Fang to a psychiatrist after the roof scene because shut up don't ask
- Fang has "how to make skinnies angry" and "guide to nonbinarism" in her search history
- Later updates will answer both Spears not fixing hole in fence and whether or not Anon and Fang met up during college breaks.
- Primal!Fang in Snootverse would be more like Moe designwise
- T-rex boxing is a major sport in snootverse
- The endings have timeskips because (horrible screeching)
- Combination deadline for /v/3 and to show how far the cast has come over the years rather than letting you see it all happen over time
- Ending 2 not getting more content, short length is deliberate
- Stella likes sneedposting
- Trish found the photos because Anon said his old school's name and she looked it up
- Devs considering allowing easy creation of custom routes, not committed fully
- Most devs regret not joining earlier, regret one writer (who wrote Ripley) leaving super early, something about Jingo mentioned but not fully elaborated on
 
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An anon posted a rundown of what the Snoot devs said in the stream, except for the last hour since he hadn't gotten to it.
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>Snootdev will buy GVH rights if KO_OP goes under
Prolly gonna happen

>Musicanon never made sheet music, literally just fucked around with music programs
>Musicanon cannot read sheet music

Oh my fucking god we've found /v/'s version of Yanni

>Musicanon has a peacock because he thought it would be cool
>Musicanon literally just walked up to peacock and took it
>No one is stopping you from taking a duck from the pond - Musicanon

False alarm he's just Florida Man

>Rosa hasn't reached her full powerlevel with la chankla
The world is still safe, for now

>Devs want Snoot Game to start Gamergate 2 only so Trump can talk about it
oh no

>Musicanon once huffed an airhorn
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In the tale of #CancelKiwiFarms, the co-director of Goodbye Volcano High, Saleem Dabbous, jumped on board and retweeted this:
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Meanwhile in Ko_op's Discord, the pronoun game continues and it's unironically the most interesting thing that's been happening there at the moment.
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The devs also said that the bashing definitely is totally isn't getting to them.
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Also, Adam Downer on Know Your Meme wrote a short article about Snoot Game.
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Bonus shitposting at Ko_op.
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If Snoot ever comes out can they please, for the love of god, make that school shooting fan art canon?
What do you mean by "Snoot"? The "Snoot Game" is already out (the 4chan-related visual novel), and it kind of does have that as one of the story paths, if my osmosis from the /trash/ thread is correct. GBVH (the original game) has not come out yet, and I doubt they would put a shooting in there.
 
If Snoot ever comes out can they please, for the love of god, make that school shooting fan art canon?
what do you mean nigga?
it's ending 1
also i'm dusting off my bass, i'm going to do it for her.
what you kiwis will do for her?
also also
Devanons looking for new programmers and writers for next project, will be doing a call for help after Snoot is over
if they still use ren'py i'll delete my application email. no way in hell i'm touching that shit after looking at it once.
 
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what do you mean nigga?
it's ending 1
also i'm dusting off my bass, i'm going to do it for her.
what you kiwis will do for her?
also also
if they still use ren'py i'll delete my application email. no way in hell i'm touching that shit after looking at it once.
Iirc their next project will be an RPG type deal ala YIIK (yes really) but good
 
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It's fucked up when a patron-like system doesn't allow artists to create daring, interesting, personal art but instead enables them to create virtue-signaling shit nobody wants.
it beats some government worker coming to a studio and saying "why isn't this game more like call of duty or fortnite, change that now or we will be taking back the government money". imagine every movie funded with canadian media fund money ended up being marvel movie ripoff #123. woke shit is still bad, but it's entertainingly bad
 
Kinda late but this VN really is amazing, not just in the story surrounding it but as a genuine heartfelt effort that turned these people into characters with a decent emotional plot. The woke version would use these people as strawmen to talk about their garbage sexuality, like society at large needs more trash like that.
But this. This is good.
 

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They updated the site to poke some fun at Trigger Trish and make a reference to DDLC's trigger warning.
In other minor news, the /trash/ sings Out Of My League video was finished.
the fuck i just heard?
"Raids"

"Sustained harassment and hate"


Since when? The only people even talking about GVH at this point are in 4chan (and KF, obviously). Nobody cares enough to raid a safe space en masse unlike Yandere Simulator.

More walking around eggshells :story:
"people are not a unified mass"
wtf? isn't this literally what have they been doing for the entirety of the alphabet's soup existence? the faggot acting like some thunk cop "drop it" is the cherry on top of the cake.
 
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