Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Elwood P. Dowd]

That book was at the dollar store. no really,

Spoiler: Oh boy, what a bargain!

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There's an audiobook. With Chelsaaaay as the narrator. (Who thought that was a good idea?) Can you imagine listening to that voice for seven hours and change? I made it about thirty seconds into the sample at the link.

She sounds like a pug with apnea crossed with a 1980s Valley Girl.

 

[Dickens Cider]

When you’re 28 it’s incredibly hard to find a girl that can deep throat a two liter bottle and take 4 horsecocks up her ass while you pretend she’s a wheelbarrel around the house. Either that or his parents haven’t paid the ransom.

 

[Water-T]

I give them three months before he walks away, she makes that claim, nobody gives a shit, and he then goes on with his life. Because absolutely nobody cares what murderbitch thinks about anything any more.

She's the bitch that cried wolf. It worked the first time with Eron, but since then it's nothing but diminishing returns:

Max Landis: HEY GIRLS TELL ME HOW HE RAPED YOU TO DEATH SO I CAN GET ATTEN....I MEAN GET YOUR STORIES TOLD! *crickets*

Alex Shitlifter: HEY GUYS HE TOTALLY ABUSED ME TOO BUT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING FOR YEARS BECAUSE IT WASN'T POPULAR TO DO SO UNTIL NOW AND HIS USEFULNESS TO ME HAS PASSED

Alec H: I ALSO DIDN'T SAY SHIT FOR YEARS BUT NOW IT'S THE HOT THING TO DO SO LET ME GET SOME OF DAT ATTENTION. SHIT IT'S NOT WORKING SO LET ME AMP IT UP BY CLAIMING HE USED ME LIKE A SEX MUPPET OH FUCK THIS BACKFIRED BADLY

Chelsea's newest mark/ATM, three months from now: OMG YOUSE GUISE HE PUT HIS WHOLE ARM UP IN ME THEN RIPPED OUT MY UTERUS AND TRIED TO STRANGLE ME WITH IT TOTALLY TRUE I SWEAR AND HERE'S A LINK TO MY PATREON AND DON'T FORGET TO BUY MY NEWEST COMIC AND THE VIDEO GAME WHERE I GOT NARRATIVE CREDIT JUST FOR BEING THE COMPANY CUMDUMP.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Heh, her boyfriend is 28 and Zoe is pushing 34-35 now isn't she?

He must not be a catch himself or there's something going on under the surface here.

There's always some dudes who have that latent fetish for manic pixie dream girls, even older girls with dyed hair serve that need, so here we be!

 

[Vesperus]

Meanwhile, on twatter:

 

[Water-T]

hIs SuIcIdE wAs An AdMiSsIoN oF gUiLt!

Not every person that kills themselves is fucking Budd Dwyer, dumbass. Many innocent people end it all because they're given no other way out from being falsely branded with a scarlet R.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Meanwhile, on twatter:
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This is going to give J. Wolff a lot of backlash for cucking for Zoe Quinn.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

hIs SuIcIdE wAs An AdMiSsIoN oF gUiLt!

Not every person that kills themselves is fucking Budd Dwyer, dumbass. Many innocent people end it all because they're given no other way out from being falsely branded with a scarlet R.

Precisely, there can be many reasons for one to commit suicide, could be due to his life being ruined, could be due to depression and other mental illnesses, could be for entirely unrelated reasons. It's fucking retarded to take that as a sign of him admitting guilt just to defend her.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Meanwhile, on twatter:
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His suicide was as good as an admission of guilt.

lmfao based holy shit

 

[Arthur Morgan]

hIs SuIcIdE wAs An AdMiSsIoN oF gUiLt!

Not every person that kills themselves is fucking Budd Dwyer, dumbass. Many innocent people end it all because they're given no other way out from being falsely branded with a scarlet R.

Also wasn't Alec severely depressed at that time?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Also wasn't Alec severely depressed at that time?

iirc he was apparently walking a mental tightrope most of his adult life, if I understand most of his "friends" and sisters testimonies.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

From Eileen's statement:

"The last few years with him were very different. He had not been at risk of suicide for years."

 

[Vesperus]

hIs SuIcIdE wAs An AdMiSsIoN oF gUiLt!

Not every person that kills themselves is fucking Budd Dwyer, dumbass. Many innocent people end it all because they're given no other way out from being falsely branded with a scarlet R.

I guess if it turns out Byuu did eat a rope, that was just an admission of guilt to accusations of being a furry.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Latest

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Zoe doesn't need a higher body count.

If she does a flip one more would be fine

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Imagine wanting a game in 2021 about an unfunny meme that got stale by 2015.

From Eileen's statement:

"The last few years with him were very different. He had not been at risk of suicide for years."

His sister is a vile cunt who cared about protecting her social credibility and status over helping her brother when he needed her the most. Anything she’s going to say here is bullshit.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Imagine wanting a game in 2021 about an unfunny meme that got stale by 2015.

dude BUTTS lololol

 

[FrigginWeeb]

There's an audiobook. With Chelsaaaay as the narrator. (Who thought that was a good idea?) Can you imagine listening to that voice for seven hours and change? I made it about thirty seconds into the sample at the link.

She sounds like a pug with apnea crossed with a 1980s Valley Girl.

Okay but why

 

[Red-Hot Copper]

hIs SuIcIdE wAs An AdMiSsIoN oF gUiLt!

Not every person that kills themselves is fucking Budd Dwyer, dumbass. Many innocent people end it all because they're given no other way out from being falsely branded with a scarlet R.

Budd Dwyer was innocent though. He did it so his family would get his insurance money

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Imagine wanting a game in 2021 about an unfunny meme that got stale by 2015.

"But if it doesn't come out, then the awful GGers were right! And I DON'T WANT THAT! REEE!"