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LyteSydeByll said:
LMAO its 2.89% + $0.49 for $1 through $24.99 donations

A $1 donation is now $0.44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EDIT: After thinking about it, it's probably not a big issue, since he's only getting GaryBKK and OIC to donate $80-100 to "save the stream" so the fees won't add up. Sucks for everyone else though.

Also the math to give DSP a dollar is to tip $1.82 now. Might as well just make the minimum $2 at this point.
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Your math is a bit skewed. $1 x .0289 (= .0289) + .49 = $1.5189 or 1.52
Regardless, it's minimal and he's claiming it as a biz expense anyway thus his usual double dip.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
It would be Twitch's call to make, and after the hours of video footage of Phil lambasting them on his streams for them to watch and see themselves (if someone has sent them in reported support tickets or someone there has seen the clips), I would not rate his chances of being let back in that high.

If he somehow did get accepted back, it would likely be another terrible call on Twitch as you had someone who's not only broken partnership and twitch rules on repeated occasions allowed to walk back repercussion free, but he has exploited their system on numerous instances (doing some strange things with the penee points, directly taking about bits and cheers in a dollar value sense and making suggestions for twitch users to commit fraud through PayPal) would give Phil an entitled sense of reasoning to walk all over them, unknowingly or knowingly that he didn't need an apology to be let back in and he can use them again like nothing ever happened.

So not only would Phil be a sorry cuck just chasing the green, but it would also make Twitch look like the even bigger cuck.
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Phil broke the one rule that Twitch takes somewhat seriously, and is an instant fuck off. I know if they take him back, I will make sure the community manager I speak to sees the clip where Phil says how he doesn't give a fuck and proceeds to explain in great detail how much monetary value bits have and how to get them cheaper.

I'm sure Phil will go back to Twitch.
 
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Our boy Dark is funny about his tips goal, how somehow in his brain he rationalizes that if he isn't hitting $100 the problem isn't that his content is bad or he's leaning on whales, that the problem is that the tips goal is too low and he moved it to $200 or has a marathon for $3000 because he wasn't making enough. Can't wait for $2 minimum tips to further wall up on his tips autism.
 
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What "things" did you hear DSP?

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EarwaxGourmet said:
What "things" did you hear DSP?

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"If I had a wish? I wish I could punch people through the internet!"

"But in real life I am calling the COPS ON SIGHT OF A BLACK PERSON STRANGER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!"

-DarkSydePhil


In reality nobody threatened Phil. This is just pre-gaming for the big new tip goal he'll be begging to reach from now on. Gotta get some sympathy going.
 
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Poo Twister said:
He doesn't quite understand that some people don't give a fuck about cops turning up and saying "move along sir". Hassle is the kind of clout chaser that isn't scared of that.
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Not only that but Hassle has said multiple times that his hypothetical plan of "attack" would involve running into Phil when he's on his day ahf, away from his house in his gated community.
 
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$50 - Glasses
$100 - Vest
$150 - Cowboy Hat

Literally the laziest reward goals ever.

Refuses to wear Sonic Hat instead of Cowboy Hat because it makes him look like a clown. Says he MUST take off headphones to wear cowboy hat... we'll see how long that will last.

All this is because he needs to pay his mortgage on the 15th... again. Also his CAR IS IN THE SHOP. DOESN'T SAY WHY ITS IN THE SHOP, But knows the bill won't be big. RIP to last week of it being "back to normal".
 
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EarwaxGourmet said:
What "things" did you hear DSP?

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Frank Hassle confirmed!

No $200 tip goal...

$150 tip goal, and all he could think of as a new thing was to put the cowboy hat on when he hits $150.

Didn't he try that and kept not doing it cause of headphones? Guarantee this shit ain't lasting.
 
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