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Imagine a mechanic who came in after hours to grab the cell phone he forgot and he just sees this horrorshow.
I've seen drag queens on Ru Paul drag race look more convincing. Also Ollie sweetheart, I don't wear make up I hate the stuff ( I know I know I'm a terribly bad female) but even I know you have to match your skin to your foundation. Like honey your face is about three times darker than your neck. What a rooky mistake.
This, to me, is a contrapose.
This thread is turning me into a fag cause I'm just inhaling all these critiques on his makeup and fashion choices.This is such a minor gripe but if you're going for "sexy mechanic/biker chick" then driving gloves, lace tights and platform camo boots don't go. Should have gone for black leather gloves, fishnets and those black biker boots.
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This still looks dumb, but at least it's cohesive.
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. He very obviously grabbed an old belt from his man clothes going "this is black leather, it'll do". Would look a lot better with something more like thisThis thread is turning me into a fag cause I'm just inhaling all these critiques on his makeup and fashion choices.
I caught myself thinking "that belt is tragic."
Brianna Wu is furiously masturbating right now.
He also just doesn't have the body for a nice belt. Right now he draws attention to his very manly figure.Hahaha I was thinking the same thing. He very obviously grabbed an old belt from his man clothes going "this is black leather, it'll do". Would look a lot better with something more like this
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except with belt loops on the belt itself so the end doesn't hang off like that. He's at least learning to cinch things in at the waist to give more of an illusion.
There's something about this picture that's really strongly reminding me of Dr Frank-N-Furter
Whatever this abomination does, it will be unable to undo its genetically predetermined jawline.
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At least frank-n-furter looked feminine, like a feminine man. Olly just looks tragic. Like a bloke who wants to enter the drag queen world but just doesn't understand how to. It's the make up that gets me, how can he a supposed actor not know how to blend make up. His face is like three times darker than his pasty white chest.There's something about this picture that's really strongly reminding me of Dr Frank-N-Furter
That baseball cap looks like an equestrian helmet. And can you imagine how badly the crotch seam of the romper would have been riding up into his crack from it trying to fit over his hulking torso and boulder shoulders? A real woman would have to worry about UTIs but I guess all he has to be concerned about is skid marks. Hope it wasn't a rentalView attachment 2310089
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It boggles my mind that he pays for a makeup artist that doesn't even know to apply foundation to someones neck instead of stopping at the jawline. I wonder how much of the black leather + tights outfit was his own vision vs. his stylist. I refuse to believe someone got paid to throw that outfit together, it's atrocious.