DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[YokuNama]

He completely ignored a $4.20 tip from CMFuckface earlier which messes up my numbers, like for the love of god you literally have one job pig!

Give him a break. He's playing an action packed game..... oh wait:



He's just buying shit in the marketplace...


...and he just announced he's about to send out a whale call the very first night of the increased tip goal.

Whale Call semi successful: Got $22 from that whale call instantly. $60/$150

 

[blahblahblah678]

MLB support is low: desperation tweet for $.
But Piggy is struggling because his fat fingers on the touchscreen are bad.

 

[UaineRunei]

 

[WolverineGuy22]

We are having fun...However!!

 

[blahblahblah678]

Live stream of DSP trying his Twitter whale call:

 

[Fill Bern El]

 

[YokuNama]

tfw your new tip goal is already failing.

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP, for the 100th time, talks about how he doesn't live in his box anymore and takes suggestions from the fans and the like.

Change the background with LED lights though? Fuck you dood!

 

[Gramh]

Love seeing Dark battling with his contribution issues in real time. "I am not getting the support through Youtube that I expected, which is monetary support from my fans, so I am going to ask for a different kind of monetary support from my fans that they get less out of via tipping me instead of signing up for memberships or doing superchats, because that should sure up my lost revenue because I have to believe that i can grind out the money from my few remaining fans because i refuse to do anything to improve the viewership of my streams in any meaningful way but why am I not getting the money that I asked for????" the entitlement to other people's disposable income is real.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Hates reaction videos, but does 90-120 minute prestreams reacting to stupid shit.

 

[arrivefriday]

Your cars... In the shop... For a FLAT TIRE?

LMAO.

Are you surprised? This is the same guy who thinks a once a week trip to a convenience store to buy a weeks worth of "food and supplies" is a workout.

He wouldn't be able to change a flat tire even if he wanted to.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Phil, get some new stories. seriously there's dementia patients who don't repeat themselves as much as you do

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Some retard actually paid $15 for Phil to give Kiryu Coco a shoutout. I really wish he knew how much she made on Youtube I have a feeling that would cause a huge jealous rant.

 

[Brother Wind]

Your cars... In the shop... For a FLAT TIRE?

LMAO.

How did he get it there? Please tell me he drove on the rims.

Here you go. College summer internship selling life insurance. He didn't sell one single policy. Had to make two of daddy's friends buy a policy so baby Phil wouldn't cry. Because he sold so little his commissions didn't even pay for the office space rental and when presented with the bill told the company to "Fuck Off!!!". . .then put them down as a reference for his next job.
Phil is legitimately retarded.
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Oh god, I thought you had to be embellishing, but no. No its so much worse. Is that true about Connecticut law?

Also fun fact, if you work in understaffed fields like education, its easier to get paid for your experience. I blundered into a world of references and people who will put in a good word for me. My brother too. Hell even my Dad just applied for work at the college he went to and those guys still offer to put in a good word for him.

Although I think there might be another factor between us and Phil. I havent checked my family's youtube lately, but I haven't been slandering everyone who looks at me funny in a public forum...

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

That's getting clipped about 50 times...

 

[Gensou Hadou]

Here you go. College summer internship selling life insurance. He didn't sell one single policy. Had to make two of daddy's friends buy a policy so baby Phil wouldn't cry. Because he sold so little his commissions didn't even pay for the office space rental and when presented with the bill told the company to "Fuck Off!!!". . .then put them down as a reference for his next job.
Phil is legitimately retarded.
Timestamped @ 11m48s

If I ended up in a sales position and couldn't sell things worth a crap, I would ask my coworkers for help. And I definitely wouldn't tell anyone at my job to "fuck off."

Of course, it's other people named Phil Burnell who need to worry about their career prospects being in danger. Our Phil's results are already fucked:

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP, for the 100th time, talks about how he doesn't live in his box anymore and takes suggestions from the fans and the like.

Change the background with LED lights though? Fuck you dood!

Come on, what the fuck is an LED strip going to do? Who thinks that will help get new viewers?

I'll suggest it again: DSP Body Painting!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah, totally unexpected whaletip.

 

[YokuNama]

Whale Call SUCCESSFUL!

Now all he has to do is keep this up...

For the rest of his life.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

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tfw your new tip goal is already failing.

His expression here reminds me of this:

Basically the same level of intelligence as Tom Green's character, too...