DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Big Brown Schlub]

At least he's now openly begging for a Xbox Series X. What I don't understand is the obsession with Flight Simulator? Am I missing something?

Someone pointed this out a few dozen pages earlier but Flight Simulator is the only game on GamePass that cannot be played on an Xbox One, since he already owns one of those he's trying to finesse his paypigs into getting him an Xbox SeX and for that he found the only game that cannot be played on the Xbox One.

Well, The Medium is another game that can't be played on an Xbox One and needs a SeS or SeX but it's not a white haht pahpular release anymore.

 

[john_g]

i speculate the broken car is a lie and the 600$ are for an xbox in reality. then he will say someone gifted it to him.

 

[Pargon]

"If you guys don't give me enough money I'm going to ask you for more money"

How are there still people giving this guy money when he talks to you like this? This is implying that people are willingly holding back on giving him money and he's going to get it either way, so you might as well hand it over sooner rather than later. Just a total scumbag.

There are lonely, lonely people on the internet, many of them, and social media tech companies like Twitch have a vested interest in monetizing that fact.

NEETs have been commodified and they have been fooled into believing they are happier for it.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

At least he's now openly begging for a Xbox Series X. What I don't understand is the obsession with Flight Simulator? Am I missing something?

Probably thinks it will be a zero effort "chill" game, where he can waste time pointing out landmarks or places he knows.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is probably autistic but I'd love to pay some professional B&E artists to break into his abode. I wouldn't ask them to steal anything, just take photographs of the separate bedrooms, Kat trying to get out of the bath, the stacks of exotic gay porn and the original framed Hogan's. It would also be pretty cool to get something really incriminating like abducted children or a KKK manifesto.

I think it would also just be funny to see Phil shit himself and jump out the window.

since we're talking about autistic "fuck with phil" fantasies.

i always wondered what would happen if i used my skills to make a little 3d video game of phils life and then just fill it with chinese text, then just tweet him "look phil, one of the most popular mobile games in china is about you"

and just see what he'd fucking do with that. i could totally do it too, but that's way too much effort.

 

[hundredthousand]

"If you guys don't give me enough money I'm going to ask you for more money"

How are there still people giving this guy money when he talks to you like this? This is implying that people are willingly holding back on giving him money and he's going to get it either way, so you might as well hand it over sooner rather than later. Just a total scumbag.

Imagine being some guy like GaryBKK who gave him almost $900 last month, and has to listen to how Phil is going to lose his house next month (again) so he needs to hold another fundraiser.

A rational person might at some point before continuing to throw them hundreds more, look up the easily accessible records of how much money Phil has been getting and come to the conclusion that he is scamming the fuck out of you all and laughing to the bank.

 

[Paladin Derich]

phil will be one of those guys who spawns on the runway.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Why is he ranting on wagie jobs? Phil you know nothing about the common man

 

[DeeTracktor]

Hey Phil, the restraunt workers could really use your help right now. Tips work best because they get them right away

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

At first I wondered about the possibility of DSP being genuinely interested in Flight Sim, since I remember him saying one of his uncles had a whole flight sim cockpit set up when he was a kid plus maybe his father's lifelong helicopter factory job connecting with DSP's autism and he became some sort of plane spotter.

Then I did a quick pigpiggo search (so this may have already been posted):

(Clipped from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKf1Lw5EViw&t=1050)

Yeah, he's just scamming for the new Xbox lmao

 

[DZoomer]

There are lonely, lonely people on the internet, many of them, and social media tech companies like Twitch have a vested interest in monetizing that fact.

NEETs have been commodified and they have been fooled into believing they are happier for it.

I understand lonely people wanting validation by talking to girls with cute voices. I don't think it's a good way to cope with loneliness, but I understand it.

But why would someone choose Phil, a fat, ugly, snorting guy with gross habits and shitty voice, who wants everything and gives nothing in return? If you're a simp for vtubers, you're still pathetic in my opinion, but at least they will pretend to like you, ask you how you're doing, maybe even make events you can participate in. Especially if they're vtubers with a small amount of viewers, being a whale to them will make them very happy and I'd imagine most small-time streamers would do everything to make their whales happy.

Phil, however, does absolutely nothing for his whales. Wearing a vest? How the fuck is that a reward? He even screams at his fans who propose doing different activities like cooking. He wants infinite money, does nothing in return, and it'll be like that forever.

That's the thing that boggles my mind when it comes to people like LonelyCoffee. It's like they are pathetic even when compared to the most pathetic people on Twitch (simps). The autism vortex will never cease to amaze me.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

At least he's now openly begging for a Xbox Series X. What I don't understand is the obsession with Flight Simulator? Am I missing something?

its the only game on gamepass that won't run on xbone. so he NEEDS the new xbox to play it

 

[Piece of Peace]

I can't believe his paypigs listen to these insane, hypocritical boomer segments and think to themselves, "yeah this guy deserves my money".

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Man, every time DSP is finally on track and can afford everything, some big thing happens and he has to beg for more money. It's okay though! After this one last thing he'll finally be set financially. He may even make some improvements to the stream, improvements alottapeepul have been asking for for a long time now. Maybe a green screen, maybe a new laptop! And then we can all get back to enjoying the nice chill streams without any mention of money (because if you mention it, or how often this exact cycle repeats itself, you're banned)

Remember, this is the guy who says he has a budget but has no money, ever, for any emergency. Does he thinks a budget is just writing down what you spent?

 

[Pargon]

I understand lonely people wanting validation by talking to girls with cute voices. I don't think it's a good way to cope with loneliness, but I understand it.

But why would someone choose Phil, a fat, ugly, snorting guy with gross habits and shitty voice, who wants everything and gives nothing in return? If you're a simp for vtubers, you're still pathetic in my opinion, but at least they will pretend to like you, ask you how you're doing, maybe even make events you can participate in. Especially if they're vtubers with a small amount of viewers, being a whale to them will make them very happy and I'd imagine most small-time streamers would do everything to make their whales happy.

Phil, however, does absolutely nothing for his whales. Wearing a vest? How the fuck is that a reward? He even screams at his fans who propose doing different activities like cooking. He wants infinite money, does nothing in return, and it'll be like that forever.

That's the thing that boggles my mind when it comes to people like LonelyCoffee. It's like they are pathetic even when compared to the most pathetic people on Twitch (simps). The autism vortex will never cease to amaze me.

Phil is, by background, appearance, level of comfort with sociability and skill with games, just like them. But he, unlike they, has his own home, a spouse, his own vehicle, a pet, what many would consider a dream job and a six-figure yearly income. When you look at his life from a very shallow (and therefore autistic) perspective it is worth aspiring to and therefore he is worth emulating and/or supporting.

Again, it does not make sense, but people very often do not make sense as a whole.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil said it is incredibly stupid to involve your spouse in your business. They should not be helping you because that is going to cause issues, one of the dumbest things you can do. This was a response to someone asking if Kat could help him get an Xbox. Usually I'd feel bad for someone getting scammed by their wife but since it's Phil, it's well deserved.

I could understand it in the sense that I've seen many marriages fail because one spouse has a stressful day of work and constantly takes it out on their significant other and/or children.

But in this case, it is weird for one spouse to be literally declaring bankruptcy and the other just not give a fuck about it. That's different because that's not really "business" if your spouse is legally bankrupt. Business bankruptcies are different because it's basically just a way for the LLC to clear debt but personally the owners are usually fine (at least in the US.) It's why Donald Trump seemingly declared a bankruptcy every other year in the 80s and 90s and 2000s. DSP is personally bankrupt as an individual, not as Burnell Productions.

 

[arrivefriday]

So 200IQ Dave wants game to have portions of games paywalled, I swear he's having an episode or some shit, this is unreal even coming from Dave.

God help this man find his way back to reality

 

[PieceofShet]

At first I wondered about the possibility of DSP being genuinely interested in Flight Sim, since I remember him saying one of his uncles had a whole flight sim cockpit set up when he was a kid plus maybe his father's lifelong helicopter factory job connecting with DSP's autism and he became some sort of plane spotter.

Then I did a quick pigpiggo search (so this may have already been posted):


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(Clipped from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKf1Lw5EViw&t=1050)

Yeah, he's just scamming for the new Xbox lmao

It was a scam, it was always a scam.

Excellent find! Big ups DarksydeDetective too!

 

[Mr. Brown]

Phil didn't say he had to pay $600 for a new tire but was worried he would have to and the shop told him that they were able to "repair" the tire. He was just hyping up the cost just like how he says he has $5k in bills a month.

The fact he thought a tyre costs $600 is worse than the prospect of him paying $600 for a tyre.

What a retard.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil must snort a line of coke before he does his prestreams because he never stops talking and goes off on the most random things that pop into his mind.