So here's an interesting fellow, I'm not sure if he's quite an lolcow, very low profile, but I only mention it because I'm getting Austin Harrouff vibes from him (Credit to
@ShinyStar for putting Harrouff on my radar), like he might murder his grandmother or something. (Details on that below.)
Catholic David B, aka David Berishaj, aka "Catholicism Underground."
Basically he seems to be a religious fanatic / autist / schizo / coomer of sorts.
I noticed him from this video someone made highlighting his behavior on Twitter.
Obviously, my curiosity was piqued. The "Shelly" he is obsessed with is Shelly Doyle, a Gracie Jiu Jitsu fighter.
He was using the name "David Berishaj" on twitter, and I half suspected it was a bit, some kind of Sam Hyde-esque character. It is as it turns out, his real name.
He had
a video on his channel of a BJJ match, and I found his fighter record here.
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I also started to think his persona wasn't a bit because he seemingly became self-conscious after the video from JinxPr0duction and blocked a ton of people, then deleted his Twitter account.
His now deleted Twitter was full of schizo rants about Catholicism, some of which seemed borderline blasphemous. He also had an obsession with someone named "Amara Maple," which turned out to be the real name pornstar Lana Rhoades. He would tweet about her and Shelly all day, maybe 40-50 tweets per day, saying she had just left his house, asking people to pray for her, how he'd let her do things Mike wouldn't. I believe he was referring to Rhoades' ex-boyfriend Mike Majlak, one of Logan Paul's associates. Interestingly enough, though he would tweet about "Amara" all day, he wouldn't interact with Lana Rhoades' Twitter account at all.
EDIT: He made a
new Twitter, but it's essentially empty.
His Twitter led me to his YouTube channel.
His YouTube channel is still up, containing gems like this slideshow of his abs set to Christian music.
And this "NSFW" rap:
Most of the content on his channel was--
- Videos about some game he's designing
- Sperging about Catholicism... very long stuff, notebooks full of notes he taken at mass, etc.
- Dragon Ball Z
- MMA
- Talking about himself in the 3rd person, saying his whole character is performance art
He seems fairly unhinged, but at the same time somewhat articulate and intelligent.
I noticed he had disappeared for a while, but he came back with this update:
Summary:
- He was in the hospital for a few weeks, doesn't remember much
- Had four run-ins with the police, was arrested once
- Insists he isn't selling drugs
- Rants about Catholicism, Jesus, Aristotle's categories of friends, etc.
- 3:30 - Admits he did have a a bi-polar manic episode where he said he wanted to kill his grandmother on a family group chat (90% sure he lives with his grandmother) so they called the police, that's why he was hospitalized
- Rants about not wanting to go to his sister's wedding
- He says his family "is mad about the Facebook and Twitter stuff"
- Talks about Lana Rhoade's pregnancy
- Mayweather / Paul fight
- Talks about his medication, mentions he has anger problems where he yells and hits the wall (13:30). Doesn't want to take the drugs but says they may put him back in the hospital if he doesn't
- 14:00 says he has absolutely no one in his life to talk to except Jesus Christ
- His greatest fear in life is catheters