Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Local Fed]

I think the outcome for this is that they'll last for maybe 1-4 years at most. At this point anyone still holding out hope that this is some kind of 5D Snakes and Ladders troll on Ian's part is probably the same type of person who thinks that the Houston Texans could win the Super Bowl this upcoming season: hope is fine, maybe you have a team that you'll always root for, but you have to take the jersey off and try to be objective about the dumpster fire that's out playing on the field.

Ian and Anisa are both young, retarded, and impulsive. Ian is clearly so deep into "A girl let me watch her have sex, I can never let her go!" territory whether he can admit to it or not (protip: he can't and won't, at least currently.) It would be more understandable if he was still 18 or something, but he's clearly lacking in the maturity department (not to imply that Anisa remotely resembles maturity in her own right.) They'll have their little honeymoon grace period here of about 3-6 months, and then things will get trickier/funnier.

I don't think that kids will be an immediate priority, but I do think that he'll be stupid enough to put one in her if they manage to last into year 3 or so of the marriage. Before this happens there will be roadblocks: Anisa doing something so retarded that it annoys him to the point of snapping out of his stupidity (), her wanting to relocate to another new place that "fits her lifestyle" or back to Canada, some sort of financial issue(s), etc. I don't think that his 'Come to Jesus' moment will be from internet comments from people like us dunking on him, it's going to be something like Anisa straight up cucking him or just getting bored of him being such a doormat and breaking his heart. On the one hand I agree with others here who say she likes that he's such a pushover, but with BPD people (like Anisa may be) the consistent things are chaos, poor decisions and stress for everyone involved. Great entertainment.

 

[Wikipedia]

When will idubbz and Anisa start making meth? I give it 2 years.

 

[RW 1995]

I think the outcome for this is that they'll last for maybe 1-4 years at most. At this point anyone still holding out hope that this is some kind of 5D Snakes and Ladders troll on Ian's part is probably the same type of person who thinks that the Houston Texans could win the Super Bowl this upcoming season: hope is fine, maybe you have a team that you'll always root for, but you have to take the jersey off and try to be objective about the dumpster fire that's out playing on the field.

Ian and Anisa are both young, retarded, and impulsive. Ian is clearly so deep into "A girl let me watch her have sex, I can never let her go!" territory whether he can admit to it or not (protip: he can't and won't, at least currently.) It would be more understandable if he was still 18 or something, but he's clearly lacking in the maturity department (not to imply that Anisa remotely resembles maturity in her own right.) They'll have their little honeymoon grace period here of about 3-6 months, and then things will get trickier/funnier.

I don't think that kids will be an immediate priority, but I do think that he'll be stupid enough to put one in her if they manage to last into year 3 or so of the marriage. Before this happens there will be roadblocks: Anisa doing something so retarded that it annoys him to the point of snapping out of his stupidity (), her wanting to relocate to another new place that "fits her lifestyle" or back to Canada, some sort of financial issue(s), etc. I don't think that his 'Come to Jesus' moment will be from internet comments from people like us dunking on him, it's going to be something like Anisa straight up cucking him or just getting bored of him being such a doormat and breaking his heart. On the one hand I agree with others here who say she likes that he's such a pushover, but with BPD people (like Anisa may be) the consistent things are chaos, poor decisions and stress for everyone involved. Great entertainment.

3 years before an accidental knock up is very optimistic

 

[Admin Dissipate Swordfish]

A marriage is literally untenable if one of the parties bitches about everything their spouse does on the internet for validation, something Anisa already does even before the marriage. If you can take that for more than a year or two, you’re a special kind of doormat.

Edit: To power level a little bit, I’m married. I know other married people. None of them talk about personal or private or embarrassing shit about their spouses publicly on the Internet. That is not normal behavior. The occasional goofy story? Sure. But personal and embarrassing shit? Never.

It's that old adage of "Don't air your dirty laundry". Bitching to friends is fine, confiding the ugly details to best friends is fine, but ass blasting it on the internet? Social media was a mistake and is probably the lynchpin for the deaths of many relationships going forward.

I don't think that kids will be an immediate priority, but I do think that he'll be stupid enough to put one in her if they manage to last into year 3 or so of the marriage. Before this happens there will be roadblocks: Anisa doing something so retarded that it annoys him to the point of snapping out of his stupidity (), her wanting to relocate to another new place that "fits her lifestyle" or back to Canada, some sort of financial issue(s), etc. I don't think that his 'Come to Jesus' moment will be from internet comments from people like us dunking on him, it's going to be something like Anisa straight up cucking him or just getting bored of him being such a doormat and breaking his heart. On the one hand I agree with others here who say she likes that he's such a pushover, but with BPD people (like Anisa may be) the consistent things are chaos, poor decisions and stress for everyone involved. Great entertainment.

I agree. Marriage won't be an eternal joyride, and there's gonna be some points where they have to deal each other as work partners, and there will be times where they hate each other. I feel like Ian will be the one to have sobriety dawn on him first, and it's up to anyone's guess how he will react and lash out to this situation he's found himself in.

 

[LordOdin]

He’s been vindicated a year ago. His short vid calling idubz a cuck was pure gold. I, personally, never liked Content Cop to begin with. It was just a cringey retard trying to ruin people’s careers out of pure autism.

He was funny vomiting up a cake made out of his own hair, that’s it, why people thought this clown had a moral high ground over other youtubers is beyond me.

I liked the song on the ricegum one tbh.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I feel like Ian will be the one to have sobriety dawn on him first, and it's up to anyone's guess how he will react and lash out to this situation he's found himself in.

Or he will pussy out and do nothing. Thus proving that he is a cuck

 

[Admin Dissipate Swordfish]

Or he will pussy out and do nothing. Thus proving that he is a cuck

For the time being. He has proven time and time again to be an edgelord with not enough emotional maturity and real life experiences and thus he was baited by the first gal to open up her pussy to him.

But seen from his videos, he has an insane school shooter energy in him--even if it's just an act on camera. With enough resentment, this ugly side of him will emerge and if it doesn't emerge as a divorce, it might come out as domestic abuse or something worse further down the line

 

[Guest 666]

I don't think she'll get preggers. Anisa's husband seems like the type to hate kids and make sure she takes her BC.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

According to Anisa, she’s so hot she’d fuck herself.

Ian disagrees.

 

[DumbDude42]

Maybe I’m being a bit harsh considering they have the financial means to provide a great life for children

money doesn't fix bad parenting. plenty of rich kids turn out fucked up due to being spoiled, neglected, abused, etc. these things tend to be somewhat less common among well off people than they are among poorfags, hence rich kids tend to turn out better overall than poor kids, but for those who are cursed with bad parents, their wealth makes little difference.

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

I wonder if my artist's impression of their wedding night (I saw it in a dream) turned out to be correct? I assume so.

I warn you, it is very graphic. The details may disturb you.

Spoiler: The gruesome details

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Hello, fellow Cum Town listener.

 

[pompompurin]

ian didnt even make an effort to dress well on his wedding day, he's just given up lol they are both as hopeless as each other

 

[DumbDude42]

What are we betting on time till divorce? I'm betting on late 2022. Maybe 2023.
Given how the relationship has gone thus far, I'm guessing it won't blow up right away, but after enough time that cracks start to form and it disintegrates. The alternative is that Ian becomes a "my wife's boyfriend let me sleep at 9pm" kind of guy and the marriage doesn't break for at least half a decade or more.

i dont think they'll divorce that soon, if at all

It'll last that long if she ends it. If he has to end it it's gonna be a decade at least. He's gonna have to justify to himself why there's perfectly good reasons that she's cucking him and also he's going to want to avoid the entire internet singing him a rousing chorus of "I told you so"

this is what i think. anisa is clearly the one wearing the pants in the relationship, she's gonna keep ian in the cuck shed forever.
only way i see the marriage end is if he somehow manages to grow a spine and leaves her, which i don't see happening any time soon.

 

[loosebladder]

Good news there’s video footage of their wedding
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I’m pretty sure that’s the same Elvis from the Turpin Family Cult

idubz: looking into anisa's eyes, mouthing the "he loves you" bit from the music elvis is singing
anisa: can't hold eye contact for 2 seconds during what should be a sincere moment, instead laughs maniacally like a craked out prostitute
their relationship evolved from one-sided to one-sided

 

[Lambda]

I would say this was just a ploy to get Anisa a green card in exchange for her letting Ian touch a boob and maybe sometimes have sex.. but that theory has flaws. It explains why the wedding is a complete joke to them, and why there's negative chemistry between them, but this doesn't explain why Ian has let Anisa utterly destroy his image, or why he took her last name. Unless, that is, because he's just that desperate, which is a definite possibility?

This is so absurd I don't even think you could've made this shit up, honestly. I'm just going to kick back and see what milk flows from this unholy matrimony.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

He may have somewhat of a cuck and humiliation fetish, but I think he's just not confident around women. He might be somewhat fearless as a youtuber, but he's doing a character in his videos and it's easier to put on an act when you're not really being yourself. When it comes to personal relationships, I think he has very little self assurance and that's how he wound up with a trash-basket, crazy whore of a wife. With his efame, there's no doubt that he got attention from women and probably many of them were quite attractive, but it's likely that he felt that women that were good looking, intelligent, who had a modicum of class were just out of his league. So he settled for someone who he found sexy, but who he didn't feel inferior to.
Anisa, for her part, is good at sniffing out guys like Ian and she knows how to play him...she gives him attention and builds up his confidence to a point, while at the same time her whoring around plays on his insecurities, so he never feels quite stable, never feels sure of himself in the relationship. This keeps him attached to her and allows her to maintain control.

What I don't get is, if some older, fatter dudes get pussy for being famous, why didn't Ian simply learn this man stuff on his own? I don't even think she's ugly to be fair, it's just that, I'm not even famous and I would never date a chick who did this onlyfans shit, this dude over here gets a fucking buffet and picks the spoils, this makes no sense at all!

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

I still don't get this pedophile look idubbbz has been rocking.

 

[ayy be see]

but this doesn't explain why Ian has let Anisa utterly destroy his image, or why he took her last name. Unless, that is, because he's just that desperate, which is a definite possibility?

There are some spergs who still think he's doing this as an epic troll for the most in depth content cop yet

 

[DAS RITE]

Place your bets on when Anisa will cuck Idubbbz.
It was never a matter of how or why, it is a matter of when. And maybe who.

Chris Raygun perhaps ?

 

[sper]

What I don't get is, if some older, fatter dudes get pussy for being famous, why didn't Ian simply learn this man stuff on his own? I don't even think she's ugly to be fair, it's just that, I'm not even famous and I would never date a chick who did this onlyfans shit, this dude over here gets a fucking buffet and picks the spoils, this makes no sense at all!

I don’t think it doesn’t make sense, he said that he doesn’t care and there are literally guys dating porn stars or falling in love with whores out there, including guys who aren’t repulsive or paupers.
“Sex work” has been so normalized and afaik Anisa just posts nudes (as in no content with other men) so he’s probably just adapted to the modern western progressive ideas and believes it’s completely normal. He’s also not good looking or attractive in other ways so I don’t think he can pick out of a buffet of hot intelligent classy women just because of internet fame