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so wait, Jasper puked on the bed THIS MORNING during his 2 hour break he said he had to wash "that" and take the stuff in the washer out..

So he left cat puke on the bed all morning and afternoon?
I hope he used some bicarb or vinegar on that. Because while cat puke is nowhere near as gross and difficult to clean compared to cat piss, the smell will probably linger in the fabric if it isn't cleaned properly.

I'm not sure how serious he takes his washing...
 
Listen to Comma's video, he slips up and says ''Car payment'' instead of repair bill.

https://youtu.be/iYDq6tj3JAc?t=772

(timestamp 12.55 if the link dont work)

There is nothing wrong with his car. He spent all the money the past few weeks he made on gatcha, gin, taking his horse out to eat and fast food deliveries, and assumed that there would be more $$$'s coming in. He begged HARD and assumed the income would be indefinate. It isnt, and Id guess his paypigs are nearly tapped out now.

And he hasnt kept any aside for his car/mortgage/utilities. Id guess that his autopay he also mentioned in the video didnt pay his ''bills'' because he spent all the money already, and the twitch payment, which he admitted covered his bills in the twitch glory days (lol) is obviously no more

So right now, if Im right, he really cant afford to pay his bills, because he has spent every dime he's made on crap

:story:


But that is just a ''mentally ill conspiracy theory'' of mine


EDIT and didnt ''Not DSP'' whale out on a new 5 star J-Peg a day or two after his youtube payment dropped?

I think credit cards are back on the Pigroach menu boys. He is in deep shit. It's not an if, it's a when he starts apply for credit cards again, because he cant afford his own lifestyle
This turd knows exactly what he's spending on what except wwe. His 'autopay' bullshit is pathetic.
In any case, inevitably some troll in chat today is going to ask how the fuck you can spend $600 to change a tire (or even a full set of new tires) on a shitbox like a Corolla, then he'll take the bait and go on some ultratoxic rant about how you nudnik trolls are all kids who don't have a robust mature adult car that you put 100 miles on monthly, then he'll make up some bullshit explanation about how it's a seller's market for cars or MUH COVID or whatever harebrained explanation he'll think of on the spot, or he'll tell the truth which would result in him admitting that he got fleeced by the mechanic.
I will almost guarantee you OEM tires are priced at $200 a pop and him being an uneducated retarrrrrr would give the go ahead to replace it with OEM.
Everything he touches turns to shit.

He still hasn't learned that some games are just complete ass and a bore to stream compared to playing on your own. Mario Galf and Pokemon Snap are relaxing games to play yourself, but not to watch. This goes double when the person you're watching has such an insufferable, milquetoast personality.

You cannot even fall back on watching his CoD or ST streams. CoD is the same "I spawn I die" and "laggy" matches he ragequits 'till he finds Derichs. You could say he does this same type of strategy with Super Turbo by only staying in lobbies with complete scrubs who he can bully until someone comes along and kicks his ass thanks to "lag".
Just wait til flight simulator if he actually has the balls to go that far ( I am also in the camp he's just using it as a begging tool or a new eggsbox ).
\What I don't understand is the obsession with Flight Simulator? Am I missing something?
auto pilot
Does he thinks a budget is just writing down what you spent?
of course
This rant has convinced me he really is broke this time. I mean, all that salt and the first of the month is when the bills usually come in
Guess it depends on which lie you believe. The previous lie was that the majority of the bills are due after the 20th and the only bill before that is the mortgage.
The dude who doesn’t have paranoia who recently tweeted about how his local police have a rapid response time to calls originating from his neighborhood.
The best part of that is that 'rapid response' is 5 minutes.
 
I don't think Phil could ever admit that streaming isn't working out for him, he would still be streaming until they turned his electricty off after running out of credit cards to put his bills on then probably move back to his parents and stream from there until they die. Then we hit the inheritence arc.
That's because as bad as streaming is for him, it's still his best source of income. The only other thing he could do is a $15/hour service job. No hate on service jobs, but DSP's streaming schedule, which he is in completely control of, is still too hard for him so imagine him working 40 hours a week at a job being on his feet all day.

If DSP had ANY good sense, he would sell the WA condo now at its peak, use it to buy a cheap home outright, and downgrade his lifestyle.

Here's a nice one I saw for $80K (I just picked the first one I saw).

But as I've said before, telling DSP to just "be a completely different person" is futile. If he could do that, this thread wouldn't be 8290 pages and counting. He'll never downgrade his lifestyle until its way too late because he thinks the world owes him everything.
 
Phil: "I use basic fighting game fundamentals! Nobody else does!"

Chat: "Explain your fundamentals."

Phil: "Uh, I-I mean I wouldn't be able to just explain them right now, I would need to do special tutorial style videos or sessions to be able to explain them to you guys."

Exposed.
No we already know his fundamentals in his fighting games. Its to bitch and moan about how his controller doesn't work or the internet is lagging. Its never his fault he loses games.
 
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