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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Sorry, I am late:
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Meiwaku said:
Alpaca naming bid is currently up to $250

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Still Code Level: Earl at Tenacious Unicorn Ranch
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Somehow we missed this gem ITT
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New Tranch Perma Resident or Just Visitor???

For those of you unaware, Kevin has a new Girlfriend who is a newly trooned troon named Salina Grey who is currently at the Tranch and awaiting their SDI benefits and is homeless. He's allegedly a single father of four kids (who he posts on Twitter, no I'm not reposting a child here or anything about his kids because it feels weird and fucked up) and the oldest is at least old enough to code a game, another is currently 4. He and Kevin got a hotel together for amholing.

He has left his children with someone to be car homeless and go fuck Kevin and Tranch. ( Chronological Order)

Also: The comic that cracked his egg was the same one with the Kevin tweet
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The rest of the arc with him meeting and touching the amhole and being Kevin's new gf is on the Gibes thread.

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I don't know why scrotes ALWAYS think it's okay to leave their kids to go troon around. Usually they leave them to their wife but since he's a "single parent" I can only assume they're with a family member or something and instead of grifting around to be close to his kids we go fuck Kevin...

Votes open for if he goes back to be a father or stays as a Tranch member ....or maybe.... Moves with the kids to the Tranch....
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Lmao these demented troon retards are naming an alpaca after the assassin of William McKinley.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
Two sleeps until the 4th of July, boys!
Please be sure to start leaving out cans of black-eyed peas and a six pack of Pabst if you don't want Earl overinflating your tires or murdering innocent alpacas under the cover of the fireworks.

Eta: I like that Earl is essentially a redneck chupacabra at this point.
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I prefer ribs and Coors Banquet for offerings.
I wouldn't check your tire pressure tomorrow, friend.
 
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Meiwaku said:
It was my impression they used the 120k to buy the earthship property which was like 4-6k iirc and build their Tranny defense system of poorly places wooden stakes and earl-proof wire.
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Do we actually know if they bought the earthship? They don't seem to have posted about it in quite a while, it doesn't seem to appear in any of the recent documentaries and there was a theory floating about that the videos from their walkthrough were actually just when they went to view the property.
 
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Update on the Alpaca naming bid:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1411326689582387201 (Archive)

The tranch has started a new GoFundMe. In about 18 hours, they've managed to convince their troon followers to give $148.00 in NEET bucks.
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1411329010496323590 (Archive)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/barn-raising-at-tenacious-unicorn-ranch (Archive)
Philip Logue said:
Hello!

Thank you so much for learning more about us! Below this are links to our media appearances so you can learn more about who we are and what our mission is. Please check it out

We are expanding even more than we thought possible this year and could use your help!

Our vision of housing trans folk all over the US in comfortable rural housing with opportunities to let them thrive is taking flight, thanks to all of you wonderful folks!!

We are ready to keep right on growing, and we need yalls support to get it done. We have new land to get built, new faces on the ranch to get into permanent housing, and a barn to build! While we figure it all out we need your support to keep us going, especially now that we are officially a 501(c)(3)! That's right! Just email Bonnie at the website TenaciousUnicornRanch.com and get your tax receipt for your donation!

Thank you all sosososo much!

www.npr.org

A Would-Be Trans And Queer Haven In Rural Colorado Just Wants To Be Left Alone

In rural Colorado, owners of a trans-friendly ranch pack heat and built a fence in the face of harassment. Critics say they're overstating threats to solicit donations.
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Meiwaku said:
This reminds me.... The faggot running the DDos said he was a moid not a troon which is :optimistic: :optimistic::optimistic:in this least and this absolute tactikool shithead keeps posting incessantly on this shit so I have a conspiracy....
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Wotan said:
It means that @Meiwaku is a hole and needs to fuck off back to lolcow.farm. This is a male space, and I won't stand back idly while these subhuman w*men waltz in like they're wanted here.
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Stop fighting u guize! Whether incel or femcel, we're here for our mutual love of trannies beclowning themselves.

Anyway, the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch™ now has copycats!

Bonnie Nelson - violent, radicalized, armed, white male - celebrates.
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Here are the (white male) owners.
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The (white male) owner is operating under the influence.
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(White male) Twitter fans are chiming in with their farming expertise.
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Neko GF said:
The tranch has started a new GoFundMe. In about 18 hours, they've managed to convince their troon followers to give $148.00 in NEET bucks.
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1411329010496323590 (Archive)
https://www.gofundme.com/f/barn-raising-at-tenacious-unicorn-ranch (Archive)
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They blew through $100,000 in 6 months. Not just that, but the ranch itself isn't profitable enough for them to keep going without another Griftapalooza. I sense a conveniently-timed Earl encounter on the horizon...
 
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