DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Piece of Peace]

Was this a paypig that became a detractor or the other way around?

Other way around. He was like, "Hey guys I have a great gay-op! We should totally all call the IRS and report Phil for tax fraud!" Luckily, most people told him to fuck off (kinda surprising for the subreddit tbh).

Anyway, it's like he snorted a bunch of crystal meth right after cause he started making a bunch of topics saying that detractors are pussies and shit like that, then says he used to be a detractor but now he's with Phil cause detractors were mean to him.

Basically just another tard for the tard throne.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You know, if you were a poor streamer trying to scrape together a living, you can usually go one in three directions with your game expenses:
1) Buy something like a PS Pro subscription and play games that way. I think all the Dark Souls games are available this way for example.
2) Wait until Summer Sales like now and buy games at a good discount.
3) Take the few games that you do buy and replay them in new and exciting ways.

It's telling that DSP takes none of these options.

What's even more telling is his weird rant yesterday which started when someone asked him about price-to-khantent ratios of games and he said that yeah, if you pay $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 10 hours and $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 30 hours, it's obvious that the latter is better value, and I agree. Where he went next was fucking insanity and I don't know if he implied what I think he implied, so I'll write that down first. I think he talked about paywalling parts of games and to do so there'd be tiered editions of a game, a cheap standard edition, a tier 2 edition and a tier 3 deluxe gold whatever edition. The worst version would have a shorter story, less side khantent, worse animations, worse graphics etc. while the deluxe one would have the best ones. This is just pure insanity, then again I couldn't fully process if he meant that games should have intentionally paywalled khantent and animation/graphical quality or if those tiers would be for different "types" of games, where the tier 1 games would be cheap, short games and tier 3 games would be Robust Mature Adult Handcrafted games with lots of content, great graphics and a captivating pertinent custom gourmet-style story. The reason why I think that is because he was seething about Returnal... again and said that he'd put a game like Returnal in the garbage budget bin tier of cheap games.

The reason why I didn't catch what he exactly meant with the rant I described because I was still recovering from the price points he'd put for the 3 tiers of games: $50 for the cheap tier, 70$ for the standard and $100 for the best robust mature adult one. Just the fact that he considers paying 50 bucks for a game "cheap" just shows that he's so out of touch that he was never in touch. That's the part that was particularly telling to me because you'd think that a guy who bitches about surprise bills draining his bank account and crying for money so he could buy food for Jasper would consider a game that costs... I dunno, $20 dollars or less to be the price point for a cheap game? Not fucking 50.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Other way around. He was like, "Hey guys I have a great gay-op! We should totally all call the IRS and report Phil for tax fraud!" Luckily, most people told him to fuck off (kinda surprising for the subreddit tbh).

Anyway, it's like he snorted a bunch of crystal meth right after cause he started making a bunch of topics saying that detractors are pussies and shit like that, then says he used to be a detractor but now he's with Phil cause detractors were mean to him.

Basically just another tard for the tard throne.

That's stupid, it seems like the IRS is up his ass already and the only authority who gives a shit about the nonstop fraud.

 

[Salubrious]

What's even more telling is his weird rant yesterday which started when someone asked him about price-to-khantent ratios of games and he said that yeah, if you pay $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 10 hours and $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 30 hours, it's obvious that the latter is better value, and I agree. Where he went next was fucking insanity and I don't know if he implied what I think he implied, so I'll write that down first. I think he talked about paywalling parts of games and to do so there'd be tiered editions of a game, a cheap standard edition, a tier 2 edition and a tier 3 deluxe gold whatever edition. The worst version would have a shorter story, less side khantent, worse animations, worse graphics etc. while the deluxe one would have the best ones. This is just pure insanity, then again I couldn't fully process if he meant that games should have intentionally paywalled khantent and animation/graphical quality or if those tiers would be for different "types" of games, where the tier 1 games would be cheap, short games and tier 3 games would be Robust Mature Adult Handcrafted games with lots of content, great graphics and a captivating pertinent custom gourmet-style story. The reason why I think that is because he was seething about Returnal... again and said that he'd put a game like Returnal in the garbage budget bin tier of cheap games.

The reason why I didn't catch what he exactly meant with the rant I described because I was still recovering from the price points he'd put for the 3 tiers of games: $50 for the cheap tier, 70$ for the standard and $100 for the best robust mature adult one. Just the fact that he considers paying 50 bucks for a game "cheap" just shows that he's so out of touch that he was never in touch. That's the part that was particularly telling to me because you'd think that a guy who bitches about surprise bills draining his bank account and crying for money so he could buy food for Jasper would consider a game that costs... I dunno, $20 dollars or less to be the price point for a cheap game? Not fucking 50.

I think it also speaks to his need to always get the new shiny thing.

As I mentioned a couple pages ago, I'm thinking about picking up Code Vein now because it's $14.99 (I actually will probably get the Deluxe Version for $19.99 because I am a consumer whore.)

Usually if you just wait a year or so, all the non-Nintendo games will be half-price or cheaper during a summer sale.

But yes, the fact that he thinks $50 counts as the "cheap" tier is telling. If he was talking about $20 and $60 (I guess the $100 is for all the DLCs?), then he MIGHT have an interesting point, but then again it is DSP and he thinks all games should be developed towards making sure that they are good for his specific streaming schedule.

 

[Podracer300]

He forgot to turn off likes/dislikes on livestream

 

[EmpGulcasa]

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Shit, he's got our number. We've been thoroughly owned. Pack it in and close the thread, guys.

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

Huge pussy that will probably end up a paypig. Phil loves retards just like him. I didn't spend much time but for context from what I can gather, it was like 3 dudes telling him that his IRS reporting was dumb and faggy and that we don't do that. Not a "gang" of people that hurt his feefees.

 

[arrivefriday]

What's even more telling is his weird rant yesterday which started when someone asked him about price-to-khantent ratios of games and he said that yeah, if you pay $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 10 hours and $60 for a game that you enjoyed for 30 hours, it's obvious that the latter is better value, and I agree. Where he went next was fucking insanity and I don't know if he implied what I think he implied, so I'll write that down first. I think he talked about paywalling parts of games and to do so there'd be tiered editions of a game, a cheap standard edition, a tier 2 edition and a tier 3 deluxe gold whatever edition. The worst version would have a shorter story, less side khantent, worse animations, worse graphics etc. while the deluxe one would have the best ones. This is just pure insanity, then again I couldn't fully process if he meant that games should have intentionally paywalled khantent and animation/graphical quality or if those tiers would be for different "types" of games, where the tier 1 games would be cheap, short games and tier 3 games would be Robust Mature Adult Handcrafted games with lots of content, great graphics and a captivating pertinent custom gourmet-style story. The reason why I think that is because he was seething about Returnal... again and said that he'd put a game like Returnal in the garbage budget bin tier of cheap games.

The reason why I didn't catch what he exactly meant with the rant I described because I was still recovering from the price points he'd put for the 3 tiers of games: $50 for the cheap tier, 70$ for the standard and $100 for the best robust mature adult one. Just the fact that he considers paying 50 bucks for a game "cheap" just shows that he's so out of touch that he was never in touch. That's the part that was particularly telling to me because you'd think that a guy who bitches about surprise bills draining his bank account and crying for money so he could buy food for Jasper would consider a game that costs... I dunno, $20 dollars or less to be the price point for a cheap game? Not fucking 50.

I will stand my ground on Dave being manic or just being oxygen deficient, this was honestly one of the more retarded things he's ever said, not even close to the buyers market for cars but still really high up there.

 

[Comma]

The way he looks off to the side then quickly says it like he just realized something makes me wonder if he's got a clock with a timer set up just off camera as a reminder for his regularly scheduled beg session.

 

[MoonRocker]

Huge pussy that will probably end up a paypig. Phil loves retards just like him. I didn't spend much time but for context from what I can gather, it was like 3 dudes telling him that his IRS reporting was dumb and faggy and that we don't do that. Not a "gang" of people that hurt his feefees.
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Calling @Hadidecount1990. We need your expertise to confirm whether it’s a Jackie of some sort posting this kind of sperginess… the black hand emojis and the way the prose is written reminded me of Jackie from the Derich Coom & Friends thread.

For those uninitiated with the Derich thread, this guy appears to be a grown ass man in his 30s with the mentality of an 11 year old.

Why does the DSPverse attract such expectional individuals? There is something about DSP’s attitude that attracts degenerates with the lowest common denominator level of intelligence. It’s this naturally occurring phenomenon that science can’t even explain… it’s fucking incredible.

 

[David Davidson]

Shit, he's got our number. We've been thoroughly owned. Pack it in and close the thread, guys.

NameBunchOfNumbers really owning the detractors on twitter dot com.

Enjoy watching his streams where he acts like a clown then goes into begging for money for the last hour if he is even $1 short of his tips goal.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

lol I can't wait. In my personal opinion KoF is pretty hard to get into because the pace of the game is just insane and it's very technical. Or to put it in simpler terms, if KoF is Crime and Punishment then Super Turbo is one of those children's books that teaches you how to spell.

I am a noob when it comes to fighting games (only played some SF 2, Virtua Fighter and Smash) but can you or someone else tell me if Street Fighter 2 is as great as Phil thinks it is in his gin brain - compared to other fighting games? Is it really that well designed? The reason is that from my memory I didn't find Street Fighter 2 that in-depth or complicated. It's not a diss because I am aware of the technical limitations back in the day. In other words: watching (him playing) SF bores the fuck out of me. It just looks lame. I hope he gets fucked up in a new fighting game.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Huge pussy that will probably end up a paypig. Phil loves retards just like him. I didn't spend much time but for context from what I can gather, it was like 3 dudes telling him that his IRS reporting was dumb and faggy and that we don't do that. Not a "gang" of people that hurt his feefees.
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Calling @Hadidecount1990. We need your expertise to confirm whether it’s a Jackie of some sort posting this kind of sperginess… the black hand emojis and the way the prose is written reminded me of Jackie from the Derich Coom & Friends thread.

For those uninitiated with the Derich thread, this guy appears to be a grown ass man in his 30s with the mentality of an 11 year old.

Why does the DSPverse attract such expectional individuals? There is something about DSP’s attitude that attracts degenerates with the lowest common denominator level of intelligence. It’s this naturally occurring phenomenon that science can’t even explain… it’s fucking incredible.

The guy who wrote this is indeed a sperg. I find it fascinating how easy is it is to tell if someone is mentally stunted based on how they all write the same exact way

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Every game from now on should have Guilty Gear Strive's netcode.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Every game from now on should have Guilty Gear Strive's netcode.

They'll have to, or they'll be shit on by anyone who played Strive. The game just plays so much better online than any of it's contemporaries there's no comparison.

 

[Poo Twister]

Jaxx_raxor already bought his new car.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

They'll have to, or they'll be shit on by anyone who played Strive. The game just plays so much better online than any of it's contemporaries there's no comparison.

Rollback netcode is the future of online gaming and I am all for it.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Huge pussy that will probably end up a paypig. Phil loves retards just like him. I didn't spend much time but for context from what I can gather, it was like 3 dudes telling him that his IRS reporting was dumb and faggy and that we don't do that. Not a "gang" of people that hurt his feefees.
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Translation from Crazy to English: "I am alone, I want to hate something, have no friends and need a place where I can go."

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I am a noob when it comes to fighting games (only played some SF 2, Virtua Fighter and Smash) but can you or someone else tell me if Street Fighter 2 is as great as Phil thinks it is in his gin brain - compared to other fighting games? Is it really that well designed? The reason is that from my memory I didn't find Street Fighter 2 that in-depth or complicated. It's not a diss because I am aware of the technical limitations back in the day. In other words: watching (him playing) SF bores the fuck out of me. It just looks lame. I hope he gets fucked up in a new fighting game.

It's the only fighting game he put hours into and it's baby tier mode compared to most modern fighters in terms of mechanics. The combos are light, throws deal a ton of damage, and he knows the match ups. It's the game that got him on the grid. Any new person trying to fight him is going to have a disadvantage because he's a fuckin "OG" grandpa faggot who has years of experience.

On top of this he only plays a port that has no crossplay with other systems so he's confined to this certain platform with whoever else has it when the majority of serious players are on shit like fightcade. So this means he is only playing complete scrubs with the occasional person that knows what they are doing, who he runs from.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It's the only fighting game he put hours into and it's baby tier mode compared to most modern fighters in terms of mechanics. The combos are light, throws deal a ton of damage, and he knows the match ups. It's the game that got him on the grid. Any new person trying to fight him is going to have a disadvantage because he's a fuckin "OG" grandpa faggot who has years of experience.

On top of this he only plays a port that has no crossplay with other systems so he's confined to this certain platform with whoever else has it when the majority of serious players are on shit like fightcade. So this means he is only playing complete scrubs with the occasional person that knows what they are doing, who he runs from.

Leave it to Phil to find a way to make himself look good in front of others.