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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Bonnie Nelson - violent, radicalized, armed, white male - celebrates.
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Yeesh. 5 acres isn't enough for intensive farming but just enough to be a pain for two people.

"Jacey" is also past 50.
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Additional ghouls in the thread. (archive)
At least he still has his original parts:
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Some asspats. (archive) This @fepblue is

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so is this clown a federal employee? Kev really is the cow that keeps on giving, no matter what.
 
...

Here are the (white male) owners.
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Is one of them filtered and the other isn't? Why is Lefty so blurry while we can see every goddamned pimple and beard shadow on Righty?
And how many of them are in this tiny little parcel? He said "partners", so it must be at least 3.
Oh yeah, and what the fuck is a "farming robot"?
 
Plot twist, the botnet being used in the DDOS is owned by Null.
>Be null
>Need to do server and site maintenance
>Also need money
>Site is filled with terminally online retards
>Idea.jpg
>Fabricate a controversy
>Bait trannies into paying to DoS your site
>Own the botnet
>Cash.gif
>Take site down, do much needed maintenance
>Go on a donation drive to get more funds from your addicts users
>More_cash.jew
>Reboot site
>Receive cash and notoriety while losing nothing
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This is my conspiracy theory and nothing you say can convince me this isn't true
 
>Be null
>Need to do server and site maintenance
>Also need money
>Site is filled with terminally online retards
>Idea.jpg
>Fabricate a controversy
>Bait trannies into paying to DoS your site
>Own the botnet
>Cash.gif
>Take site down, do much needed maintenance
>Go on a donation drive to get more funds from your addicts users
>More_cash.jew
>Reboot site
>Receive cash and notoriety while losing nothing
>Heroic_victory_Worthy_roman_arms.mp3
This is my conspiracy theory and nothing you say can convince me this isn't true
This is the only reality I will accept.
 
>Be null
>Need to do server and site maintenance
>Also need money
>Site is filled with terminally online retards
>Idea.jpg
>Fabricate a controversy
>Bait trannies into paying to DoS your site
>Own the botnet
>Cash.gif
>Take site down, do much needed maintenance
>Go on a donation drive to get more funds from your addicts users
>More_cash.jew
>Reboot site
>Receive cash and notoriety while losing nothing
>Heroic_victory_Worthy_roman_arms.mp3
This is my conspiracy theory and nothing you say can convince me this isn't true
@Null account for your based crimes

I'd still defend Jewsh even if this happened because it was objectively the trannies who are retarded enough to take bait

Theres a protest going on today in LA for the Wi Spa for kicking out a whole ass man (not even a troons troon a full bearded scrote) and I was hoping the retards would support this. No bait.


Also we have some new developments...

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Kevin cooming for a serious PR doc.... Amazing. Also:

NEW TRANCH NEW TRANCH! Transbian Uncanny Valley Farm is LIVE

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The grift.... Also the yt....
Location posted.... Anyone know where this is?
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The owner:

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Uncanny Valley Lol that might be the new name of this location


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He shed

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AMHOLE DENIED!!!!
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Elder troon is elder.



They will be on watch now
 

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They were visited by an even better chef!
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Kev also enjoyed putting it in his hole:
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I just hope they're done shitting in time for the parade tomorrow 🌈
Wow, they actually wiped down the back of the stove. It only took them, what, a few months now? Still haven't cleaned the stove top yet. Also, that pizza looks nasty. How much cheese did they put on it? I feel queasy just looking at it.
 
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2nd tranch Jaycey was drinking this and I lold.

Recording this for future reference incase it turns into its own lolfest

He's in his 50s, Non binary trans aka ugly low effort, ex military, 30 years aviation, cracked egg 2019, quit job, now a vet tech (sounds like he was fired or let go maybe covid idk) sews bondage equiptment, Domme, and goes to munches.... Is dating a true & HONest woman. Got a lot in common with Pennywise.

Degeneracy:

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Him and his bf made a house bondage display this is going to be the Tranch house kevin dreamed of...


Elder troons also seem to catch anime faggot agp disease


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Just postulating here, but as we know the residents of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch have kept completely silent in the near-term run up to the 4th of July parade. This is after several months ago tipping their hand on some sort of planned disturbance.

These people are all terminally online and live for validation, so keeping completely mum on the approaching 4th makes me suspicious. If memory serves (I didn’t bother checking) the plans for the 4th were referenced prior to the Earl saga, and the giant windfall they were able to con by posting some vague tweets and no evidence.

I predict that there is a disturbance planned, and that this will be the catalyst for pumping a nice tidy sum into their seemingly fraudulent new charity. They need to up their game and what better way to do it than baiting an entire community?

I should clarify that I don’t believe that the bait will be successful, but that it may lead to some photos or videos that they can twist to pump the grift bucks. Odds are the documentary crew will be skulking around and already has the script for this scene.

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NEW TRANCH NEW TRANCH! Transbian Uncanny Valley Farm is LIVE
So...are we doing bets of how long until that one ends up looking like a patch of desert compared to everything around it?

But from the photos shared those troons seem miles ahead of our lolcows at the Tranch, I mean, look at the framing on that greenhouse and compare it to anything done by the Trancheros.
 
Just postulating here, but as we know the residents of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch have kept completely silent in the near-term run up to the 4th of July parade. This is after several months ago tipping their hand on some sort of planned disturbance.

These people are all terminally online and live for validation, so keeping completely mum on the approaching 4th makes me suspicious. If memory serves (I didn’t bother checking) the plans for the 4th were referenced prior to the Earl saga, and the giant windfall they were able to con by posting some vague tweets and no evidence.

I predict that there is a disturbance planned, and that this will be the catalyst for pumping a nice tidy sum into their seemingly fraudulent new charity. They need to up their game and what better way to do it than baiting an entire community?

I should clarify that I don’t believe that the bait will be successful, but that it may lead to some photos or videos that they can twist to pump the grift bucks. Odds are the documentary crew will be skulking around and already has the script for this scene.

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Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they sacrificed one of their serfs with a bullet in the leg to get bozo bucks out of the wazoo at this point. Their assault on the parade could be where they stage it and pretend someone shot them during the chaos.
 
So...are we doing bets of how long until that one ends up looking like a patch of desert compared to everything around it?

But from the photos shared those troons seem miles ahead of our lolcows at the Tranch, I mean, look at the framing on that greenhouse and compare it to anything done by the Trancheros.
It will be a good comparison. Trancheros vs Uncanny Valley.

- trannyfarms wins: trancheros look more looney
- tranny farms turns equally lolcow: haha trannies can't life
 
Weeeell the new Tranch is lookin' pretty green, lads ladies. It's gonna take some real work and sweat of the brow to turn that shit into the barren wasteland that allows troons to thrive. We're gonna need at least two GFMs for that!

Also lol at starting a ranch at age 50, sounds like a plan. Meiwaku is right that this guy is like the second Penny, but worse. I wonder how many kids Jacey abandoned.
 
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if they sacrificed one of their serfs with a bullet in the leg to get bozo bucks out of the wazoo at this point. Their assault on the parade could be where they stage it and pretend someone shot them during the chaos.
They could probably use Kevin, he barely leaves his room anyway
 
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