Manosphere hood MONEY - Sluthate shitposter

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

@flossman Are you really so dumb that you think Fortune 500 companies don't offer the best paid internships in the country?

This is why I'm getting bored with you all right now

They don't. Mostly because they don't have to. Because they can get away with the whole "working here is enough of a resume builder" bit.
Please try to at least lie convincingly.

@Emiya Kiwitsugu What are you even talking about? You're just reposting my old posts like some sort of half wit record keeper.

Lord knows the last thing you can afford is people keeping records of your various brags.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Emiya Kiwitsugu What are you even talking about? You're just reposting my old posts like some sort of half wit record keeper.

"WHY ARE YOU POSTING PHOTOS SHOWING ME SAYING STUFF DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT TONIGHT? YOU'RE DUMB."

I'll be kind and drop it, since you're obviously going to just try to dodge around the issue for the rest of the night.

 

[Techpriest]

@Techpriest You're in here speaking like you literally don't even know what the sun looks like since you've been basement dwelling for so long... and you're going to act like you also know what a vagina feels like? Where do all these fucking loser kiwis come from. When is someone going to show up who is even remotely close to me in intelligence, good looks, or success?

Btw my proof has been posted and reposted like 20 times. I don't have time to play catch up with someone so obviously retarded as yourself.

>M3.015
>Not creating a superior lifeform from scratch in a genelab instead of messily exchanging fluids

It's like you have no ambition either. The amount of narcissism from you is obscene considering you're projecting so fucking hard on me it's like looking into a mirror. 01010011 01110100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000 01100010 01100001 01100111 00101110 00100000

 

[sugoi-chan]

Christ, I just can't get over how shockingly bad you'd have to be at what amounts to basic math with two decimal points to need three internships to buff up your resume.

 

[ON 190]

>M3.015
>Not creating a superior lifeform from scratch in a genelab instead of messily exchanging fluids

It's like you have no ambition either. The amount of narcissism from you is obscene considering you're projecting so fucking hard on me it's like looking into a mirror. 01010011 01110100 01100001 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000 01100010 01100001 01100111 00101110 00100000

He will never appease the machine spirit.

@sugoi-chan, he still seems to think everything for his education came from magical pixies instead of repositories designed for reference materials.

 

[Techpriest]

He will never appease the machine spirit.

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[hood CASH]

@sugoi-chan I was offered full time positions at all of them. No prestigious firm takes any candidate seriously who hasn't had at least 2 good internships before they apply. Why are you all so stupid that I have to explain these fundamentals of securing a good job to you? Every time I have to do this it's only highlighting how painfully unsuccessful you are.

@Rin It depends on the offices in your region. I'd say overall EY is more respected than KPMG. But Deloitte is obviously your best bet for consulting.

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Oh yeah, I forgot ExxonMobil wasn't paying their interns $5k a month. Lmao fuck you guys are so unsuccessful, and just so stupid. If you really want career advice please PM me, and I'll be sure to get back to you NEVER.

 

[Techpriest]

@sugoi-chan I was offered full time positions at all of them. No prestigious firm takes any candidate seriously who hasn't had at least 2 good internships before they apply. Why are you all so stupid that I have to explain these fundamentals of securing a good job to you? Every time I have to do this it's only highlighting how painfully unsuccessful you are.

@Rin It depends on the offices in your region. I'd say overall EY is more respected than KPMG. But Deloitte is obviously your best bet for consulting.

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Oh yeah, I forgot Exxon mobile wasn't paying their interns $5k a month. Lmao fuck you guys are so unsuccessful, and just so stupid. If you really want career advice please PM me, and I'll be sure to get back to you NEVER.

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[sugoi-chan]

@sugoi-chan I was offered full time positions at all of them. No prestigious firm takes any candidate seriously who hasn't had at least 2 good internships before they apply. Why are you all so stupid that I have to explain these fundamentals of securing a good job to you? Every time I have to do this it's only highlighting how painfully unsuccessful you are.

@Rin It depends on the offices in your region. I'd say overall EY is more respected than KPMG. But Deloitte is obviously your best bet for consulting.

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Oh yeah, I forgot Exxon mobile wasn't paying their interns $5k a month. Lmao fuck you guys are so unsuccessful, and just so stupid. If you really want career advice please PM me, and I'll be sure to get back to you NEVER.

You're here, every night until 4am. You failing at your internships and spending all night fapping and arguing online is more believable. lololol what a dumb fuck you must be to fail at math.

 

[ON 190]

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[ON 190]

Oh yeah, I forgot ExxonMobil wasn't paying their interns $5k a month.

So your internships all paid $60k a year?

Excuse me for a second...

*snort*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and it turns out major library systems accept people who have had as little as one internship, provided it was for a few years and then you went on to work for the system you interned at. Funny how that works.

 

[hood CASH]

@Techpriest You get outted as being a monumental idiot, and your defense is to spam my thread with bullshit?

I went ahead and found another lolcow for you guys. Looking forward to his thread.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@sugoi-chan I was offered full time positions at all of them. No prestigious firm takes any candidate seriously who hasn't had at least 2 good internships before they apply. Why are you all so stupid that I have to explain these fundamentals of securing a good job to you? Every time I have to do this it's only highlighting how painfully unsuccessful you are.

If they are the fundamentals of securing a good job, then no doubt they've been repeated many times in many similar discussions over the years. Now, find me an article specifically stating that you need at least two, if not three, internships for a good job in accounting. Obviously such a basic fundamental will be easy for you to find, correct, @hood CASH?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

@Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. Oh yeah, I forgot ExxonMobil wasn't paying their interns $5k a month. Lmao fuck you guys are so unsuccessful, and just so stupid. If you really want career advice please PM me, and I'll be sure to get back to you NEVER.

Indeed, but I hope you don't work for them, because they cut their budget by 12-motherfucking-percent this year, cut 14,000 people, and face some significant challenges in the near future. Which is something an accountant would already know.
Based on that, I think I'll pass on the career advice.

 

[ON 190]

Obviously such a basic fundamental will be easy for you to find, correct, @hood CASH?

We'd already know that if we were smarter! Why should he have to bow to our idiocy and provide proof?

 

[hood CASH]

@flossman Buddy b o y o, you're not making over $50k in your lifetime and we both know it. I guess ExxonMobil actually pays around 6k when I just looked it up.

 

[Rin]

@Techpriest You get outted as being a monumental idiot, and your defense is to spam my thread with bullshit?

I went ahead and found another lolcow for you guys. Looking forward to his thread.

It's not our fault you're too technologically incompetent to understand binary. A pity, really, @Techpriest possesses a masterful wit.

 

[ON 190]

you're not making over $50k in your lifetime and we both know it

Looking at my past tax returns, it turns out I have made over $50k in my lifetime so far! Or did you mean a year? An accountant would know to specify.

I guess ExxonMobil actually pays around 6k when I just looked it up.

So $72k/yr purely for an intern. Two things... A) show us where it said this and B) how much do you apparently believe they pay normal employees? $80k? $90k?

 

[Techpriest]

@Techpriest You get outted as being a monumental idiot, and your defense is to spam my thread with bullshit?

I went ahead and found another lolcow for you guys. Looking forward to his thread.

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[sugoi-chan]

So your internships all paid $60k a year?

Excuse me for a second...

*snort*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and it turns out major library systems accept people who have had as little as one internship, provided it was for a few years and then you went on to work for the system you interned at. Funny how that works.

Hey...cut @hood CASH some slack. Clearly money's not his strong suit if he needs three internships to secure a job. Maybe he meant 600/mo?