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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
It’d be fitting considering the name of the forum.

When the site goes absolutely meta lol.

Giving the status of how Jaycey whose irl name is probably Jay or Jace because troons who don't choose names like Vanity or Narcissisa end up doing variants of their own.

Im excited for uncanny valley's new farms and their youtube and grift. The yields this season are bountiful.
 
Their assault on the parade could be where they stage it and pretend someone shot them during the chaos.
I don't think they are planning an assault but if they did I wouldn't be surprised if certain people decide to get rid off them.

Perhaps there will be articles about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch murders sooner or later.
 
Edit: added more mobilefag screenshots

Okay some more poly transbian commune news. I haven't gone turbo autist yet to figure out the full dox because I have a feeling they will self-post it and the name reveal and history will be easy because to do a gofund me you have to post fullname

Location: WA
Cost of Uncanny Valley: 400k+ (lol tranch was waaaay less)
Acerage: 5 (lol tranch has 2.5)
Potential Animals: cow, goats, chickens, pigs, cat boys and cat girls. (Jayce and his rope troon have 2 dogs rn)

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Other amusing posts from Jacey:
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Live: From the Trannosphere!
This one made me MATI because this section of Warhammer is all female group and there are no troons in the 41st century because they all 41%d minus maybe the gods since they're both kek.... but nobody follows them.
fag alert. Also a single parent. The virtue signaling for wokeness makes me tired
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Okay some more poly transbian commune news. I haven't gone turbo autist yet to figure out the full dox because I have a feeling they will self-post it and the name reveal and history will be easy because to do a gofund me you have to post fullname

Location": WA
Cost of Uncanny Valley: 400k+ (lol tranch was waaaay less)
Acerage: 5 (lol tranch has 2.5)

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Other amusing posts. Too bad you can't pickle your dick now that you're denied your cock chop

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Live: From the Trannosphere!
This one made me MATI because this section of Warhammer is all female group and there are no troons in the 41st century because they all 41%d minus maybe the gods since they're both kek.... but nobody follows them.
fag alert. Also a single parent. The virtue signaling for wokeness makes me tired
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>Catboy petting zoo
They're off to a great start I see!
 
Tranch land looked better too before the troons moved in.

Farming is hard but Uncanny Valley dude might be at least halfway competent.

They don't know much minus their home garden (better than tran ranch tho from the looks maybe because Jacey still has his dong). Someone in the original post was giving them YT tutorials so in other words this is looking really really good....
 
Some more screens. Family confirmed....
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Kek. Looking good...

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I forgot if i posted this image or not, its older.
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HONarable mention. To be fair us Kiwis we really want you to proceex do this....you too Tranch
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Im going to give credit where credit is due, Jacey actually takes care of himself and doesn't dress like a retard and seems nice despite being gross as fuck.
 

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Well well well, I see the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has budded! And these brave laydeez don't look like total retards, they actually picked a location in which it is nearly impossible not to grow or raise anything. It's probably their saving grace. And qween horse face prime looks like he actually has some construction experience (thanks to the, y'know, bondage furniture building business). I can't wait to see what other feats of degenerate home maintenance these guys get up to, this looks to be a good show.
 
While I can appreciate why many are hoping for another disaster on par with the Tranch from this, I unironically hope this Tranch copycat succeeds wildly beyond their expectations. Meanwhile, as the Tranch proper continues to flounder and fail, they have noone but themselves to blame, another tranny ranch out there stealing their thunder by not making retarded business decisions would be a glorious slap in the face to the Tranchers and their excuse of "we're poor discrimiated against trans, please feel sorry for us and donate, ignore our sketchy setup and business failure".

That being said, I'll still love watching the carnage that ensues if they manage to turn that much more fertile looking land into an equally barren hellscape through incompetence and mismanagement. This is really just a perfect scenario for us, no matter if Tranch 2 fails or succeeds, we get entertainment out of it regardless!
 
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