Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Slimy Time]

Nah, she's pretty dedicated now to getting traditional style tattoos now. My first guess is a nautical piece with an anchor included, since that is a trad tattoo staple (especially on the chest) and she doesnt have one yet. My second guess is something like this.
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Moths are a pretty trendy ethot tattoo for the upper chest.

Too classy and good looking for her.

 

[Spooky Doot Skelly]

He is going to have an actual girlfriend that wants a relationship with him.

One of the downfalls of being a popular e-celeb (or celebrity in general) is that you can never be sure why someone is with you. Even if they don’t know who you are when they find out the whole dynamic changes. In general youtubers should try to date other youtubers/streamers.
….just not cluster B insane prostitute ones lol

 

[SurfShackTito]

Nah, she's pretty dedicated now to getting traditional style tattoos now. My first guess is a nautical piece with an anchor included, since that is a trad tattoo staple (especially on the chest) and she doesnt have one yet. My second guess is something like this.
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Moths are a pretty trendy ethot tattoo for the upper chest.

Moth is a good guess. I'm gonna guess the next most cliche thing it could be is some kind of flower or a bird like this

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

I seriously don't understand how people subbed to her onlyfans get off to these pics.

A corruption fetish?

What I don't get is, if some older, fatter dudes get pussy for being famous, why didn't Ian simply learn this man stuff on his own? I don't even think she's ugly to be fair, it's just that, I'm not even famous and I would never date a chick who did this onlyfans shit, this dude over here gets a fucking buffet and picks the spoils, this makes no sense at all!

I actually would date a chick with an OnlyFans but I would never ever make it serious. I'd fuck around basically.
Edit: stop reacting with TMI you niggers, I'm being hypothetical, IRL I'm a sexless transbian named Christine Weston Chandler, I could never get a cute girl my age like Anisa

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I actually would date a chick with an OnlyFans but I would never ever make it serious. I'd fuck around basically.

I'm okay with that too as long as I don't give them 9 months of pregnancy stuff to feature lol!

One of the downfalls of being a popular e-celeb (or celebrity in general) is that you can never be sure why someone is with you. Even if they don’t know who you are when they find out the whole dynamic changes. In general youtubers should try to date other youtubers/streamers.
….just not cluster B insane prostitute ones lol

Which is why it's easier if you hide behind an avatar! Everyone knows who iDubbz is, but nobody knows who, say, Korone (the dog v-tuber) is! So you can go and have a happy life as long as you don't flaunt too much!

On the other hands, gold diggers sometimes go for signs of wealth, even broke college students get on their aim. So being careful is a must!

 

[Peep Plops]

This whole charade of a relationship feels more and more like Anisa wanting Ian to be a version of her own dad whom she can rebel against sans fear of a public stoning. The dad/pedo 'stache, taking her name, onlyfans whoring, etc. all feel like they fit a pattern of an emotionally stunted woman who never got to properly say "fuck you dad" to her actual father and is now playing pretend with her pet cuck.

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

Why does idubbz think he looks good with that mustache and those glasses? He looks like a pedophile.

Also, get that nose ring out of your nose. You are at a wedding, not a punk rock concert, you whore. It's bad enough you're wearing a curtain for a dress.

 

[deso2y]

Imagine telling an edgy teen in 2015 that their internet daddy is gonna come out as a trans-flanders cuckold in 2021 and film his e-whore wife's pancake tits and saggy ass regularly to sell them to strangers online for pennies

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

God have mercy on us if they produce an offspring.

 

[Nopenopenope]

I wouldn't worry about them having kids. Ian must know that someone with his appearance would be getting busted by the police every other day picking their kid up from school. The pedo vibes are just too much, if you saw someone like Ian near a playground you would be rightfully concerned.

 

[MirrorNoir]

iDubbbz's wife, huh? Just doesn't have as nice a ring to it (pun possibly intended).

You'd expect a big YouTuber getting married to be this huge event with hundreds of guests celebrating what's presumably the happiest moment of his life, but nope. I know the Internet isn't the most approving of their relationship, but what do their close friends and relatives have to say about it?

Blame COVID for killing big weddings.

Though I would not put it past the couple to push for a "second wedding/vow renewal" ceremony in a year or two to grift some money and gifts from others and get cheap publicity.

 

[BTK]

Just a couple of quick thoughts:

Lots of either incels or virgins here who have only seen "porn nipples" or something. They're tits, and while I don't know much about her, they're not awful like some I've seen. The thing with her that I don't like is all the fuckin moles. I hate moles in general - I had my doctor remove the few I had that I hated. It takes a few seconds and a band-aid and then you don't have those ugly ass things.

Also, clearly iDubbbz is *trying* to look like this for some unknown reason. He probably thinks it's hilarious. He's wrong, but he knows he can make himself look normal, he just chooses to look as awful as possible to try to be funny and it does not work.

 

[FuckingDogs4Living]

Joji wasn't just a consistent cultural force in the edgy times of the internet, he was talented in ways Ian never could be.

But his music is shit.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

God have mercy on us if they produce an offspring.

You mean, only Anisa, right? I somehow doubt Ian has the necessary skills, wills, body functions and even the marital permissions to procreate.

To quote Breaking Bad, the only shooting he'll do will be on Kleenex sheets.

 

[Klaptrap]

I really hope to god that Ian tries to own his haters in a video. I would give anything to see him try to brag about taking her name.
"I don't care if you jerk off to my girlfriend" part 2: electric boogaloo.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I thought Ian's pedophile stache was a temporary meme but he really is rocking that for years up to his wedding. I miss him, bros.

Ian's mustache has always been ok; it's the shaved head/short hair cut that has largely uglified him.

Was a reason ever given why Ian shaved his head all those years ago?

 

[FuckingDogs4Living]

Ian's mustache has always been ok; it's the shaved head/short hair cut that has largely uglified him.

Was a reason ever given why Ian shaved his head all those years ago?

To make cake. But I think he was going around almost bald for most of his early YT career.

 

[Reluctant MC]

Lots of either incels or virgins here who have only seen "porn nipples" or something.

Incels, virgins and lucky bastards who only encountered nice nipples.

 

[2020chan]

So. Who did it better?
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At least Phil's chick did her nails for the wedding.

You know your wedding is shit when Jake Paul & Tana Mongeau's fake wedding looks better by comparison.
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> married in Vegas.
> it was a transparent publicity stunt.
> guy in the center was a pimp.
> there was a staged fight.
> you could only get in the ceremony via clout.
> they went their separate ways after the ceremony was over, practically had their bachelor parties right after.

Why Ian, why you make Ohio white boy look good?

He clowned on both of these fools and now looks like the biggest fool of all. Is it karma?

New onlyfans wedding set dropped, very obvious shoop with broken walls and sofas.

Spoiler: Premarital Nudes for the boys

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She never disappoints.

Suitcase, warpy wall. I love it.


Ceremoniously placed deodorant and crumpled paper.


Her stick on boobie cups and receipts.

Truly a magical getaway. What a great set.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

At least Phil's chick did her nails for the wedding.


He clowned on both of these fools and now looks like the biggest fool of all. Is it karma?


She never disappoints.
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Suitcase, warpy wall. I love it.

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Ceremoniously placed deodorant and crumpled paper.

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Her stick on boobie cups and receipts.

Truly a magical getaway. What a great set.

I couldn't stare at the photo for more than 2 seconds. God bless you sir.