Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[NationalBolshevik]

I think it’s funny they assume their kids will come out, see this, and think they were some “strong, dreamless fearless woman”. Especially, since there was absolutely no need for her to do this. She had more than most before doing this. Also, looks like she got a chest piece lol didn’t take long. Bets on what it is?

Let me see. What is the single most BASIC thing a woman could get?

Im gonna say, some sort of maleficent like dark fairy with wings outstretched.

 

[Admin Dissipate Swordfish]

I may be playing armchair, but I wonder if Ian has a similar mentality (I am certainly not comparing Ian to Hitchcock in terms of talent.) When he became huge on YT, and babes attracted to popularity started looking at him, going 'hmm he's cute' I wonder if a part of him thought that he was above groupies. That he isn't the kind of sleazy guy who would get his rocks off on girls that are only interested in his fame, he's better than that. He is going to have an actual girlfriend that wants a relationship with him.

Maybe because Anisa was a streamer (I can't recall if she was still streaming at the time or had just quit and Lord how melodramatic she was about that) he thought she had common ground with him. Dudes wanted to bang her because she was a titty streamer, chicks wanted to bang him because he was notorious. I guess he figured what he had with Anisa was real, and wasn't going to risk ending up with a chick who was actually a groupie/fame whore.

I can understand this logic if that would be the case. It's the same sort of thinking of why celebrities (mostly) only date other celebrities--less chances that they're just gonna end up with a gold digging man or woman, and their partner would be from the same context and background and able to empathize with the same life of being in the center of attention is.

I don't know much about Anisa before they dated, but I am certain that Ian during his time with Max and George/Frank was a heart throb to some women out there due to his clout and relatively good looking appearance. He'd most certainly gravitate towards dating someone who would be of the same background as him who could understand his life and what he was going through.

About that, why does he call himself "IAN. J. CARTER" on Twitter? At this point everyone who even slightly cares knows that's not his last name.

Ian's surname being Washburn isn't commonly known among normies and uninterested parties. If you dig deep enough on Twitter or on his subreddit you'll know it, and obviously we know it here on the thread, but he's still practicing basic internet anonymity and it's still working towards his favor.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, looks like she got a chest piece lol didn’t take long. Bets on what it is?

I'm placing my bet on those "tramp stamp" antlers. Yes, on the chest.

 

[Slimy Time]

Wait these tattoos are real?? I thought they were fake ones she put on to look trashy as a joke for the vegas wedding.

Yes, all of them are real. And now you know why people watch this dumpster fire. Constant body modification with tattoos and cheap fake tits.

 

[Sunflower Seeds]

Anisa is a snaggle-toothed thot, but let’s be realistic regarding Ian:
-pedo stache
- took gf’s last name:
- hairline is fucked
- ugly as hell
He hasn’t been a hard hitter for years and he is an ugly dweeb.
People here are so worried about defending him and blaming anisa‘s whore ass for ruining him when he was a fag from the start. “Oh he has 6 trillion dollars” Fuck off; they are both terrible.

 

[Vect]

Ha, r/Idubbbz has completely tanked and the moderators list is hidden. Nobody cares about the wedding, it's just bad memes and a lot of removed comments.

There's no Youtube future after this. The guy that advocated common-sense, self-sufficiency, personal responsibility and had a reputation for hard-hitting perspective is beholden to what appears to be an insipid, narcissistic loser.

I don't know, I like to think there's more going on. Maybe they have their insecurities as common ground, or Anisa needs the psychological freedom to be nude online because of her upbringing or something. But as a credible force for critique or comedy, they're spent.

Anisa is a snaggle-toothed thot, but let’s be realistic regarding Ian:
-pedo stache
- took gf’s last name:
- hairline is fucked
- ugly as hell
He hasn’t been a hard hitter for years and he is an ugly dweeb.
People here are so worried about defending him and blaming anisa‘s whore ass for ruining him when he was a fag from the start. “Oh he has 6 trillion dollars” Fuck off; they are both terrible.

Well, he wasn't this person three years ago, though. Can you imagine the same guy who called Tana Mongeau a vapid bitch would lose his own name in marriage? Something happened to this man to wilfully turn himself into the redneck Nigel Thornberry and it's not unreasonable to look at Anisa's domineering, needy behaviour and suspecting a link.

 

[Reluctant MC]

No homo, but the first thing I noticed in the wedding photos was her shitty hair.

Damn girl, it's your wedding day and you couldn't even put it up in a nice bun or something? Just rolled straight outta that cheap motel bed and into the Chapel O' Love, huh?

No homo? You didn't even comment on her tits you homosexual.

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I'm asking honestly, without snark: Are nipples and areolas supposed to be that flat? Is it the tit size or something that is completely normal? Areolas seem big but very pale and in comparison the actual nipple is tiny.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Anisa is a snaggle-toothed thot, but let’s be realistic regarding Ian:
-pedo stache
- took gf’s last name:
- hairline is fucked
- ugly as hell
He hasn’t been a hard hitter for years and he is an ugly dweeb.
People here are so worried about defending him and blaming anisa‘s whore ass for ruining him when he was a fag from the start. “Oh he has 6 trillion dollars” Fuck off; they are both terrible.

still sucks, loved Ians old shit including the whole crew. but all good things come to an end i suppose

 

[WinnieTheJew]

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A wedding dress that resembles my Grandma's doily and fake e-girl freckles for her wedding makeup, with a marriage blessed by an Elvis impersonating preacher. How much fucking trashier can you get?!

They look like they both smell weird. Why do both of them insist on having something retarded on their upper lip? He has the mustache of a man who offers the youths free candy and she has a nose ring like some kind of barnyard animal.

 

[Dirty Larry]

I'm asking honestly, without snark: Are nipples and areolas supposed to be that flat? Is it the tit size or something that is completely normal?

They aren't supposed to be that wide but I'm guessing that her titjob did a number on them.

 

[Reluctant MC]

They aren't supposed to be that wide but I'm guessing that her titjob did a number on them.

That would make sense if that part of skin is more prone to stretching...

 

[Nopenopenope]

I'm enjoying the thread title. Every time I think it is as depressing as it can get, it gets worse. What next, Ian becomes a literal eunuch?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

i dont think they'll divorce that soon, if at all

I agree with this.

Anisa has zero actual confidence so she’s already paranoid that she’s getting too old. She also knows that Icuckkkz will go along with whatever so if she feels like “opening” the marriage up, he will go along with it. She doesn’t love Ian but he has enough money so that’s good enough for her wifely duty of lights off missionary once a month. They’ll eventually sleep in separate bedrooms.

Ian is such a desperate simp that he feels he doesn’t deserve anyone better. He’s just happy to no longer have to be part of the dating game. Many guys just settle around his age. On that note, he will gladly take a loveless marriage of convenience. So he will just have headphones on watching YouTube videos while Anisa’s friend fucks her in the ass loudly in her master bedroom.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

There are some spergs who still think he's doing this as an epic troll for the most in depth content cop yet

Yeah, he got LEGALLY MARRIED to some girl to pull the most epic troll yet lol!

Really, they did that in Impractical Jokers but it was televised and the "marriage" lasted a single day before annullment, even if he somehow did this to pull some epic trolling off I don't think the Courts would think of it being as funny when it comes to alimony lol!

White guy with an Arab lastname. JFC

His parents won't forgive him for this, some parents might be okay with taking your wife's lastname but I doubt White Christian parents would be okay with it. (especially because of her ethnicity)

Being Lebanese she might be a Maronite Christian which makes it safer, not that your average bible thumper knows what the fuck a Maronite even is!

No homo? You didn't even comment on her tits you homosexual.

I'm asking honestly, without snark: Are nipples and areolas supposed to be that flat? Is it the tit size or something that is completely normal? Areolas seem big but very pale and in comparison the actual nipple is tiny.

I've seen plenty of tits and just like fruit, nipples come in wide varieties. Her nipples look normal, areolas can be spread out, firm nipples are just more common in art and print since they're easier to draw!

 

[Ophelia Jones]

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I seriously don't understand how people subbed to her onlyfans get off to these pics. She looks super awkward in all of them since it's obvious she takes most of them herself alone in some public bathroom or some backyard by setting a timer and then proceeds to press on her tits to make them not sag. Can't help but feel pity for her because ultimately this all isn't just for making money, girls do this shit because they're deeply deeply insecure and don't want to face their fears of how others perceive them.


also I know everyones probably noticed this but weirdly her nipples look like tiny round half healed pimple scars.

(edit: I only just realised that 'Unclear- Shifting self image' is a main symptom of BPD. Hah makes sense)

 

[DumbDude42]

I seriously don't understand how people subbed to her onlyfans get off to these pics.

i have an autistic suspicion that most of her "fans" aren't doing it because they think "shes hot i wanna coom to her" but instead are doing it because "haha i'm cucking idubbz"

 

[Ophelia Jones]

You're probably right. Though Its like a double-edged blade because they're unwittingly getting cucked out of their money.
But i guess someone has to do it, otherwise us poor people couldn't enjoy her riveting "content"

Not meaning to scramble threads but Reminds me of the people hate watching Amberlynn Reid’s videos without ad blocker who are unknowingly giving her more and more money. These people may be retarded when it comes to posting stuff online, but they’re not so dumb when it comes to milking people out of their cash

 

[DumbDude42]

You're probably right. Though Its like a double-edged blade because they're unwittingly getting cucked out of their money.
But i guess someone has to do it, otherwise us poor people couldn't enjoy her riveting "content"

losing a bit of money in order to make some eceleb lose his dignity - i guess to a certain breed of spiteful degenerate this seems like a good tradeoff

 

[R00T]

I hope they don't have a boy. That kid is going to see 1970's tier of bullying from everyone.

I hope they don’t have a girl since she won’t have a good role model in her mother. Mom’s not gonna help with her issues she’ll just chug wine and post pictures of herself online.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Im gonna say, some sort of maleficent like dark fairy with wings outstretched

Nah, she's pretty dedicated now to getting traditional style tattoos now. My first guess is a nautical piece with an anchor included, since that is a trad tattoo staple (especially on the chest) and she doesnt have one yet. My second guess is something like this.

Moths are a pretty trendy ethot tattoo for the upper chest.