Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Black ContraPoints]

What I don't get is, if some older, fatter dudes get pussy for being famous, why didn't Ian simply learn this man stuff on his own?

This reminds me of a moment in an Alfred Hitchcock documentary I watched. His biographer theorizes that the reason Hitchcock never employed the casting couch or traded roles for sex with hot actresses was because this would be an 'insult to his vanity.' It would be an insult to him to be like those other sleazy men who used those methods for sex, he was above that, and the sex itself would be cheap and unsatisfying because it was a trade, and he would know that the women didn't actually want him, respect, or admire him. Which was what he really wanted.

I may be playing armchair, but I wonder if Ian has a similar mentality (I am certainly not comparing Ian to Hitchcock in terms of talent.) When he became huge on YT, and babes attracted to popularity started looking at him, going 'hmm he's cute' I wonder if a part of him thought that he was above groupies. That he isn't the kind of sleazy guy who would get his rocks off on girls that are only interested in his fame, he's better than that. He is going to have an actual girlfriend that wants a relationship with him.

Maybe because Anisa was a streamer (I can't recall if she was still streaming at the time or had just quit and Lord how melodramatic she was about that) he thought she had common ground with him. Dudes wanted to bang her because she was a titty streamer, chicks wanted to bang him because he was notorious. I guess he figured what he had with Anisa was real, and wasn't going to risk ending up with a chick who was actually a groupie/fame whore.

Wouldn't be a bad story if Anisa didn't turn out to be a deep well of insecurity and an attention addict that a lover cannot fulfill, and Ian had the common sense to get the hell out of there.

 

[Nopenopenope]

Yep, he took her last name. Here is more documentation.
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Icuckzz

OMFG Ian you cuck!!! Of all the beta things to do on top of letting your wife be a literal whore, you take the position of traditional woman in the marriage

 

[RavioliHabit]

>at least Joji is successful and max is doing what he wants. Idubbbz is either living out some weird fetish or he's lost it. Dude is such a doormat nothing would surprise me at this point (didn't ian accidentally say something about an open relationship on an h3 podcast? freudian slip?)

Shit, you're right. Joji is a mainstream celebrity now. Max is raking in the cash on his podcast while drinking and breaking shit with Anything4Views and having a good time. Ian is...well. This. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

 

[M0JY0]

Anisa is talking about shaving her head again on Tiktok.

SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! There's nothing that will rile up your newlywed husband than looking like a pear who's going through chemotherapy literally a week after your marriage. I wonder what Mr. Ian Jomha thinks of all this?

I also find it hilarious that she thinks a wig cap is going to give her a good idea of what she'll look like. People don't realize how lumpy and strange their heads can look when they are actually bald. It's not always the idealized look you would see on, say, a model who is also sporting the shaved head look.

She also acknowledged that people are making fun of them, more or less. I mean... what else were they expecting?

The Elvis impersonator cracks me up every time I see him. He really is the cherry on top of this entire dumpster fire.

 

[RW 1995]

maybe ian is taking everything as a joke and doesnt care about anything because he's gonna hang himself. i can relate

 

[finalfirmament]

• They want two kids

Does she even aware and realize that having kids gonna make those nasty tattoos and her ugly fake tits gonna be more fucked up than it already has

This whore really does not plan on anything and thinking about the long term effects with anything she does, further confirming that she did all of her decision as a manic thing and on rush.

But congrats, Mrs. & Mr. Jomha!
>inb4 Mr. Ian Jomha didn't do a prenup with this cheap prostitute

Anisa is talking about shaving her head again on Tiktok.

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SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! There's nothing that will rile up your newlywed husband than looking like a pear who's going through chemotherapy literally a week after your marriage. I wonder what Mr. Ian Jomha thinks of all this?

Anisa's Endgame ;

Spoiler

 

[Gay Mouth]

Anisa is the type to accidentally get pregnant, cry over her lost future, pull it together to keep up appearances that she actually MEANT to get pregnant and is so psyched, then quietly get an abortion, then claim it was a miscarriage when people question her

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Anisa is the type to accidentally get pregnant, cry over her lost future, pull it together to keep up appearances that she actually MEANT to get pregnant and is so psyched, then quietly get an abortion, then claim it was a miscarriage when people question her

And collect donations for the baby until people notice she's not showing, though she'll just say she's not at that point yet so she doesn't have to stop collecting.

 

[RW 1995]

Does she even aware and realize that having kids gonna make those nasty tattoos and her ugly fake tits gonna be more fucked up than it already has

This whore really does not plan on anything and thinking about the long term effects with anything she does, further confirming that she did all of her decision as a manic thing and on rush.

But congrats, Mrs. & Mr. Jomha!
>inb4 Mr. Ian Jomha didn't do a prenup with this cheap prostitute

Anisa's Endgame ;

Spoiler

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this looks like if anisa took over Ian's body like some kind of soul eating parasite. like it looks like both of them at one time

Anisa is talking about shaving her head again on Tiktok.

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SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! There's nothing that will rile up your newlywed husband than looking like a pear who's going through chemotherapy literally a week after your marriage. I wonder what Mr. Ian Jomha thinks of all this?

I also find it hilarious that she thinks a wig cap is going to give her a good idea of what she'll look like. People don't realize how lumpy and strange their heads can look when they are actually bald. It's not always the idealized look you would see on, say, a model who is also sporting the shaved head look.

She also acknowledged that people are making fun of them, more or less. I mean... what else were they expecting?

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The Elvis impersonator cracks me up every time I see him. He really is the cherry on top of this entire dumpster fire.

jesus christ why does she think she looks good with the bald cap lmfao she looks like a potato with acne?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

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>willing to get married to Ian's Ned Flanders looking ass by Elvis in a Las Vegas chapel
>somehow still concerned about COVID

She is not even considering a wedding in front of family lmaooo she is gonna divorce rape him before that ever happens

 

[TomatoTomahto]

White guy with an Arab lastname. JFC

His parents won't forgive him for this, some parents might be okay with taking your wife's lastname but I doubt White Christian parents would be okay with it. (especially because of her ethnicity)

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

White guy with an Arab lastname. JFC

His parents won't forgive him for this, some parents might be okay with taking your wife's lastname but I doubt White Christian parents would be okay with it. (especially because of her ethnicity)

About that, why does he call himself "IAN. J. CARTER" on Twitter? At this point everyone who even slightly cares knows that's not his last name.
His birthday's coming up too.

 

[VooDew]

Anisa is talking about shaving her head again on Tiktok.

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SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! There's nothing that will rile up your newlywed husband than looking like a pear who's going through chemotherapy literally a week after your marriage. I wonder what Mr. Ian Jomha thinks of all this?

I also find it hilarious that she thinks a wig cap is going to give her a good idea of what she'll look like. People don't realize how lumpy and strange their heads can look when they are actually bald. It's not always the idealized look you would see on, say, a model who is also sporting the shaved head look.

She also acknowledged that people are making fun of them, more or less. I mean... what else were they expecting?

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The Elvis impersonator cracks me up every time I see him. He really is the cherry on top of this entire dumpster fire.

This would be the cherry on top, I hope she does it. You'd think with how much time on Tik Tok she spends, she'd realize that the people who have been pushing the trend of shaving their heads are immature and mentally unstable teenage girls with daddy issues. Shaving your head only works if you don't have a pear for a skull.

 

[Local Fed]

she'd realize that the people who have been pushing the trend of shaving their heads are immature and mentally unstable teenage girls with daddy issues.

In her mind those are her peers.

 

[Horton Hears A Whoreson]

They have mental osteoporosis.

 

[tehpope]

happy 420 pages.

 

[RW 1995]

White guy with an Arab lastname. JFC

His parents won't forgive him for this, some parents might be okay with taking your wife's lastname but I doubt White Christian parents would be okay with it. (especially because of her ethnicity)

lil wayne fan?

 

[Jack Awful]

Anisa is talking about shaving her head again on Tiktok.

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SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! SHAVE YOUR HEAD! There's nothing that will rile up your newlywed husband than looking like a pear who's going through chemotherapy literally a week after your marriage. I wonder what Mr. Ian Jomha thinks of all this?

I also find it hilarious that she thinks a wig cap is going to give her a good idea of what she'll look like. People don't realize how lumpy and strange their heads can look when they are actually bald. It's not always the idealized look you would see on, say, a model who is also sporting the shaved head look.

She also acknowledged that people are making fun of them, more or less. I mean... what else were they expecting?

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The Elvis impersonator cracks me up every time I see him. He really is the cherry on top of this entire dumpster fire.

Waiting to see if she'll actually shave her head is the best content she's ever put out.

 

[NiggoPls]

This is the man who used to say 'niggerfaggot' into my ear while I surfed in counterstrike five or six years ago while occasionally dabbing on random youtube faggots. How did we get here?

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You may find yourself...having a cheapskate wedding in Vegas
And you may find yourself...being another laughing stock on the internet
And you may find yourself...behind a green screen in an automobile
And you may find yourself...in a tacky house....with a tacky wife
And you may ask yourself...well, how did I get here?

 

[100pcent]

And you may ask yourself...well, how did I get here?

At some point he realized that Joji will forever shadow him. Joji wasn't just a consistent cultural force in the edgy times of the internet, he was talented in ways Ian never could be. He ended up accepting mediocrity instead of suffering the wrath of internet fanatics.