Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Sam Losco]

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50% of the profits. lol

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I will be honest, I was holding onto the hope that somehow, despite everything, this was somehow not a scam. Why? Because the idea of Cynthia having to actually work and compromise on vision with a company would have actually been way funnier and far less expected an outcome. This is the reason that I quite genuinely wish her success in her mad L Frank Baumichu quest. Granted, that 5% chance was never likely, but I hoped.

We're on the same page here. I would love to be a person who knew the next Tommy Wiseau or Neil Breen before they became famous.
The problem is, seeing Cynthia people are less likely to make her viral by making fun of her.

 

[WogglebugLover]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

 

[Sam Losco]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

You're never going to get the funding he wants anyway so it doesn't really matter.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think.

I'd like to say I'm in disbelief of how easy it is to manipulate you with pretty words and promises but I've been here long enough to not be. You fell for something like this once already, remember?

And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have.

We ask you to verify your contact. Videochat, see the face of the person he claims to be, it gets some legitimacy. If he refuses, it's another red flag, and a big one.

I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right.

Isn't he a fiverr freelancer?
Actual industry pros don't have time for fiverr.

And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have.

You mother is an elderly person, she doesn't understand how modern scammers operate. That's why elderly people are their main targets.

I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

You BELIEVE you're not being scammed. It's a matter of faith, not a matter of knowledge because there is no evidence of it being legit and many things point at this being a scam.

And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

Would be nice to see another one. So far you're remaking the existing one like George Lucas.

 

[Picklechu]

Here's another segment from Cynthia's most recent fan fiction. We all know that this is some kind of weird, sexual thing for her, but this and the panties paragraph pretty much confirm it.

She either realizes that this - which she "had to get out of [her] system" - and all of her Wogglebug stuff is weirdly sexual, and she thinks that everyone else is too dumb to notice; she's in complete denial about it; or she's legitimately so retarded that she doesn't understand why writing about the Wogglebug, Dorothy's panties, holding Scarecrow and moaning, sneezing, and everything else makes her feel excited and tingly.

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

"I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out." Cherie, you are a scammer's wet dream. This is why the Nigerian tried to get a green card out of you.

So you've made roughly $660 after 20 years of wogglebuggery, and this is after you've spent who knows how many thousands of dollars. I sincerely doubt after paying for these ads - you clearly are paying someone from India to do them - as well as all of this other stuff that you're actually making a profit, and have 100% lost money on your wogglequest. I would say that you should start keeping track of everything on a spreadsheet or something, but money's worthless to you, since you live off of the taxpayers' dollars and the Bank of Mom and Auntie.

No one is a genuine fan of your movie. It's all people laughing at you, or people who feel bad for you because you're a sped.

 

[Blood Debts]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

I see, so when he inevitably takes your money and fucks off leaving you with your thumb up your ass, you’ll be totally fine with that because you wanted to follow through and see what happens. “The important thing is that I just know I’m not being scammed,” said the retard who repeatedly and obliviously walks headlong into scams, without exception.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

You are acting like a little child being told that Santa Claus isn't real, and you are going to mail him a list and leave out milk and cookies just because you KNOW he's real, even though your parents have explained how he's just a fun game to make one day of the year a bit more magical for little girls, but you're a big girl now and should be told the truth.

WHO, if they have $50,000,000 available to invest in your production, would ask you, the writer, to put up $10,000?
As has been told you a dozen or more times by people much smarter then you, this is the #1 form of fraud, "advance fee fraud" where the sucker is asked to put up a certain amount of money in the expectation of a large payoff.

In this case, the payoff is your movie being made. And of course, 'half the profits' LOL. a percentage NO writer ever gets.

You think of us as your 'haters and trolls' here, and trolls we are, but we're not trying to stomp on your dreams, silly as they are. We don't want to see you get ripped off because we are all human beings and no one wants to see ANYONE ripped off. Especially when, and you must admit this, it's easy to con you because #1 you are not very smart and #2 it's easy to see what your weakness is with your desire to make Woggie a world-wide beloved character and it's shameful to target anyone in this matter.

Demand a contract, bring it to a REAL lawyer to look at, they will likely not even charge you once they hear the situation and read what 'Al Whiting' is trying to pull. This person will have no bias for or against your situation, and will only tell you the truth.

If nothing else, please do the last thing. Don't harm yourself just to spite us. In the end, we won't be hurt at all, you will.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

She either realizes that this - which she "had to get out of [her] system" - and all of her Wogglebug stuff is weirdly sexual, and she thinks that everyone else is too dumb to notice; she's in complete denial about it; or she's legitimately so retarded that she doesn't understand why writing about the Wogglebug, Dorothy's panties, holding Scarecrow and moaning, sneezing, and everything else makes her feel excited and tingly.

With her weird habit of making videos about some crying person being consoled by another person and some of the other weird fixations, I usually don't subscribe to the theory that it's sexual in nature and that it's more a wonky and weird way of showing supportive people and some mutual bond of friendship and affection seen through the lense of some ridiculously braindead autist...

... but this. Hoo. Wee.
That's a lot of moaning, buttgrabbing and dry-humping.

"I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out." Cherie, you are a scammer's wet dream. This is why the Nigerian tried to get a green card out of you.

Thank fuck she's not a horndog like OPL was in his heyday, he'd have fallen for that shit within minutes and shell out his tugboat immediately at the thought of getting his femmedick sucked.
Cherie is thankfully stuck in a phase of her mental developement where that is not an issue.

I see, so when he inevitably takes your money and fucks off leaving you with your thumb up your ass, you’ll be totally fine with that because you wanted to follow through and see what happens. “The important thing is that I just know I’m not being scammed,” said the retard who repeatedly and obliviously walks headlong into scams, without exception

Scammers, especially those that prey on old or feeble-minded people, are some of the worst fucking scum the world has to offer and I would not mind international laws requiring them having their kneecaps blown off by sawed off shotguns... but in cases like this, where someone who gets *A LOT* of warnings by people like us, who stumble headlong into the scam and not realizing they've been had even after years... yeah. Fuck that shit. Scammers are still scum, but I don't mind a fool like Cynthia blowing her money on them, it's not like that money would have found a better use anyway.

And Cynthia is falling for this shit over and over and over and over again, cause at some point she took the cartoon lesson of "To follow your dreams, you must take risks!" to heart and learned all the wrong things from it.
She desperately wants it to be true, so she shells out a small fortune on a futile scam and then moves on. If she was limited to the money she earns/receives herself without falling back on her pooor relatives, she'd understand just how fucked up it is to waste money on this kind of bullshit.
Cynthia's attitude towards money is worse than my 9 year old niece's approach towards Monopoly Money, cause my niece at least understands the concept of finite funding and "if I spent all my money now, I can't afford other stuff later".

You are acting like a little child being told that Santa Claus isn't real, and you are going to mail him a list and leave out milk and cookies just because you KNOW he's real, even though your parents have explained how he's just a fun game to make one day of the year a bit more magical for little girls, but you're a big girl now and should be told the truth.

Cynthia wants "Santa Clause" to be real. She might know he's not real, but she really desperately wants him to be real, cause Santa Clause brings her presents and as long as he's real, the presents might keep on coming. It's every bit as silly as it sounds.

 

[TurboNAS]

52 projects in the pipeline and each of those people have to pay 10,000 up front. These folks vanish with a nice half a million dollars.

A professional movie company will typically pay you a flat fee or a small percentage for the rights to the screenplay. They will then invest their own money on the project. You get you fee up front and since you’re not part of the screenwriter’s guild you likely wouldn’t be offered anything more.

A vanity press is a place where you can pay them to make printing off your book. You pay their asking price and they’ll print up 1000 copies of your book. You then have to figure out how to sell it. This company sounds like the same idea only instead of telling you the real costs for a movie (millions of dollars) they claim they can get your picture made for only a fraction of the amount. It’s definitely not real and your movie won’t get made through them. Just like the business plan that you got from Fiverr, this isn’t a good deal.

Keep making your short movies and selling DVDs. That’s actually working for you. Congrats on making over $500 in sales!

 

[Bloitzhole]

And there is nothing any of you could say to make me think otherwise

Whenever you think this - reconsider it.
It doesn't matter where an argument comes from. Judge it on its own merits. Look at it and consider its message, weigh the evidence in favor and against it, rather than its origins.

even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it

How much did that cost? Just curious.

I know it's been brought up before but why do you think the studio that is willing to invest 10 million needs you to come up with 10.000 upfront? You never directly addressed it I believe.
Have you had a videochat yet? Does Al Whiting look like Al Whiting?

Also why do you figure that AWI hasn't uploaded anything at all for 8 years?



Incidentally the blurb on his wordpress site about the "wordz project" did give me a chuckle:

Documents a remarkable musical journey, bringing rap musicians and poets, former gang members, activists, and kids from Watts and South Central together to express the revolutionary message of Christ over hip hop beats.

What's Wogglebug's stance on hiphop btw? Does he enjoy the genre?

Man I hope her mother isn't losing more money on this

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I know it's been brought up before but why do you think the studio that is willing to invest 10 million needs you to come up with 10.000 upfront? You never directly addressed it.
Have you had a videochat yet?

"I am the sole owner of a multi million dollar NASDAQ-noted company. I need you to send me a 50-cent-off-coupon for Walmart so we can cooperate on a project that is sure to net us billions in revenue. Are you a bad enough dude to send me the coupon?"

Makes perfect sense.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Begging video time. Notice how Sylvie spends most of the time locked in place, staring up at Woggs like an Assigned Male character frozen in rapt attention while a monologue is delivered to them.

Rather than begin with the lead, the mentioning of the link to the donation/fundraiser isnt brought up until the end. Instead we get like a full minute of Woggs acting like he just did several lines of coke off while his eyebrows clip through his hat at rates I don't think I have ever seen before.

If you go to the site you will see that despite her protestations that we on this thread are so terrible, she has modified her rewards (especially related to DVDs which once were 100 dollars to get one) to be much more in line with what was previously recommended on here. DVDs are now for pledges of 25.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

If you watch from the 30 second to 50 second mark you will be subjected to the most uncanny valley slow turn stare I have seen in years.

By the way @WogglebugLover I noticed you completely ignored my question on whether or not you're still paying that 'online psychic' you mentioned a while back. Come now, the wogglebug would not appreciate such rudeness, whether deliberately or even accidentally!

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I am still completely in disbelief of what you all think. And I fully intend to just follow through with whatever he wants and see how things turn out. This just means too much to me for me to actually back out through fear, which I don't really have. I'll have you know I told my co-writer everything about it and he doesn't seem to think I'm being scammed and he is a Hollywood professional in his own right. And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

And if by some bad luck of not being able to get funded, even though I've paid a 5 star rated on TrustPilot service to help me with it, my dreams are still coming true in another way. Last month in June I sold almost 50 copies of the DVD of the IClone version of the movie (and counting May's sales it's now almost 60) thanks to Facebook Ads and made around $500 total thanks to one customer who ordered 4 copies at once. And no, these customers were not trolls but were genuine fans which I have valid evidence of. All the troll just left negative comments on my Facebook Ads, and I just deleted those comments. And none of those trolls names I've ever recognized as one of my customers names. And I will continue to sell more DVDs as the months go on, and as the years go on I will have other movies in the series to sell.

Record one of the calls for us then. If he's so legitimate let us hear what he has to say.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Santa Claus isn't real

@WogglebugLover
Fix clipping issues in your video:

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

And also while my mother was a little bit concerned when I first told her about Al, because I update her with every phone call I have with him she now seems to believe he is as legitimate as I always have. I doubt any of you will ever think anything differently, but the important thing is just that I know I am not being scammed.

Your poor, poor mum. Please stop doing this to her. As for your ‘totally not a scammer’ friend, time will tell Cynthia, and when it does we will be here watching, to remind you of how bullheadedly gullible you are.

 

[XYZpdq]

sometimes I feel bad and think I should invent some elaborate scam that just keeps her occupied with minimal financial loss to her and her family

 

[Ido]

I know when starting a business you have to spend money to make money, but at some point you should start seeing a return if it's even a half decent business. This, however, is worse than her being in an MLM, sure she'd still be losing money but at least she could get pity sales from family and not be as far in the red as she is now.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

sometimes I feel bad and think I should invent some elaborate scam that just keeps her occupied with minimal financial loss to her and her family

If KF was as bad as normies on Twitter and Resetera think, we'd scam the shit out of Cynthia to pay for the servers.