The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

My prediction for the fourth of July is that the Tranch is going to neo-pussy out of crashing the festivities. However, later that night Earl, emboldened by the white supremacy holiday, will attack in the night. The only way to help save the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, donating to the new gofundme.

 

[stupid frog]

Today's the day! Don't let me down, Tenacious Dirt Ranch! (you will)

 

[Aegir]

The way this Uncanny Valley troon talks about building a "house of kinks" alongside what animals they want makes me think that there is zero way that this isn't, at least on some level, some beastiality scheme. The only thing going against this is that he doesn't litter his profile with furshit.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Dead on arrival, they are fucked.

Not only did they use all their social currency on their first GFM they are also not self-sustaining.

...and, they are going to either need a new more far-fetched narrative to pitch or try and expand on the Earl one which has become transparently thin.

Times are about to get rough for Troonville and happy for the Kiwi Farms.

 

[AMHOLIO]

More merch being advertised on the tranch's twitter. For $20 you too can larp as a tacticool tranarchist.

That image feels like the epitome of trooning. A useless trinket expressing both gender identity and excess capitalism while parroting anticapitalistic ideas, right next to a symbol of violence and aggression that white men in america are famous for using to shoot up schools. Guns can be protection and freedom, but paired eith the anarchist political sign and you have angry tards. And half a dollar for comparison but to remind you to donate as well.

Today's the day! Don't let me down, Tenacious Dirt Ranch! (you will)

I'm excoted and worried: I hate to see a parade ruined by these assholes, but the community reaction would br fucking funny. Shove their smugness right back at them if we're lucky, mostly just "why are they like this we the town just want peace and support our lgbt friends" platitudes.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Them causing a theatrical stir in forcing themselves into the parade lines right up with their GoFundMe launch...

Their sheer presence visually instigates those around them as they are the embodiment that challenges social norms.

They aren't drama queens. They are drama fucking whores.

 

[lamp shade]

Dead on arrival, they are fucked.

Not only did they use all their social currency on their first GFM they are also not self-sustaining.

...and, they are going to either need a new more far-fetched narrative to pitch or try and expand on the Earl one which has become transparently thin.

Times are about to get rough for Troonville and happy for the Kiwi Farms.

View attachment 2315652

Why are they trying to grow when they can’t even support what they have now without grifting constantly? Is there even a plan to grow or is this just their way to scam people to cover their bills? I’m guessing the latter.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Why are they trying to grow when they can’t even support what they have now without grifting constantly? Is there even a plan to grow or is this just their way to scam people to cover their bills? I’m guessing the latter.

They want to grow Kev's troonsformer collection and Paul&Phil's penis substitute collections. A regular farmer might opt for a loan when they want to grow their business, but Penis and Boner are probably aware they wouldn't get one without another co-signer - like Momma Mendoza for the ranch - so they're trying to raise money via griftfundme.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Why are they trying to grow when they can’t even support what they have now without grifting constantly? Is there even a plan to grow or is this just their way to scam people to cover their bills? I’m guessing the latter.

There was never a plan, nothing is ever thought out and they are 90percenters never finishing off that last 10% necessary to tie in all the prior tedious tasks that complete the larger project as a whole.

You can see that in their attempts in their immediate environment; the fencing, the outside shower, the giant pile of shit that has been smoldering for who knows how long, the clutter of their interior living space, the plot of land under their feet which they murdered.

There is no need to complete anything as they just simply convince themselves that the world is against them, they are putting in the work, fighting the good fight and whatever they produce is "good enough" in comparison to the tantamount of what they are up against anything upshot of ZERO is "fucking amazing".

Just look at their pursuit to become a "woman", it is a unachievable pathetic attempt and just a self-gratifying fetish that ultimately masks deep rooted psychological issues never being resolved.

Deep down inside they know it. In-fact, we all know when we are lying to ourselves and the outward behavior, that resistance to it, is an indicator of to the degree that we do.

They hate themselves and the world they live in. They are deeply angry, feel generally betrayed and setup Earl strawman scenarios that double as a channel for such vile feelings and as a narrative to be a vehicle for their grift.

They are not just pathetic men, that are pathetic human beings who leech off their immediate social circles, who they either do not care about or hate outright

They will fail once the money dries up which looks like it is happening, the LARP will come to an end and they will simply unaccountably "right-it=off" without reflection and project it onto everyone and everything around as the root of such failure.

I fucking hate troons, I truly do...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

View attachment 2315652

We all know what's coming soon. They gotta boost those numbers somehow.

 

[AssignedEva]

The garden floweth over....

What's in this picture? Cornflowers, clematis, pinks, hollyhocks... the only edible thing that jumps out is the sunflowers, since you can dry the heads and eat the sunflower seeds. There might be some herbs in some of the pots (I think I see sage) and some of the miscellaneous leafy green plants might be... root vegetables? I think they've also got runner beans in the background on the strings (leaves are wrong for peas) and maybe a fruit tree of some sort. But this is predominately a flower garden.

I've grown more produce than that in my back garden, and I don't call where I live a farm.

Dead on arrival, they are fucked.

Not only did they use all their social currency on their first GFM they are also not self-sustaining.

...and, they are going to either need a new more far-fetched narrative to pitch or try and expand on the Earl one which has become transparently thin.

Times are about to get rough for Troonville and happy for the Kiwi Farms.

View attachment 2315652

They've been getting a modest amount media coverage recently - it's still fluff pieces for Pride Month or LGBT websites, but it is something. I'm wondering if it'll attract enough new would-be fans to have a second funding run after pissing off their extant fan base with their blocking spree.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

They've been getting a modest amount media coverage recently - it's still fluff pieces for Pride Month or LGBT websites, but it is something. I'm wondering if it'll attract enough new would-be fans to have a second funding run after pissing off their extant fan base with their blocking spree.

I don't really think so. The trans community is pretty tight knit and they pick up on this shit real quick, but outside of the internet they don't really network or interact, and the general public is largely ambivalant to trannies at best. I don't think that they're going to get much funding from those fluff pieces that no one's going to read.

 

[Spunt]

ATC actually takes some intelligence to do. I wonder what went wrong in his life to make him troon out.

I have known two ATC people and they were both severely autistic. Apparently it's a huge advantage in a job that requires obsessive perfectionism and the memorisation of huge amounts of systems, classifications and similar information.

The autist -> troon pipeline is a well-known one.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Oh boy I wonder what the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has planned to celebrate the holiday

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

At least one of the news crews hopped over so they’d have footage for the “before” segment ready to go when they have to cover whichever inevitable, looming disaster happens to befall these truly exceptional ranchers.

 

[stupid frog]

I think you guys are giving the 2 tranny farm too much credit. They just bought it. What's visible isn't their work.

Also Bonnie being like U CAN LIVE THE DREAM TOO is hilarious since he had to get his mommy to fund the Tranch.
If you can scam or beg a family member, all this dirt can be yours!!!

I wonder how the 2 Tranny got the money. Considering how the one guy looks, I actually suspect it was through legit means. I dunno.

 

[White Devil]

I think you guys are giving the 2 tranny farm too much credit. They just bought it. What's visible isn't their work.

Also Bonnie being like U CAN LIVE THE DREAM TOO is hilarious since he had to get his mommy to fund the Tranch.
If you can scam or beg a family member, all this dirt can be yours!!!

I wonder how the 2 Tranny got the money. Considering how the one guy looks, I actually suspect it was through legit means. I dunno.

Dat military retirement.

 

[Karen™]

The parade was yesterday, guys. They didn't even attend

Spoiler: cute, happy, cisgender alpacas at the parade

In culinary news, the visiting chef is trying to get the tranchers to eat vegetables, like big boys!

Spoiler: bless his heart

Also lol Penny got BTFO by a sheep who (understandably) didn't want him grabbing her tits:

 

[AprilRains]

Phil, there's nothing tough about getting your ass kicked by a sheep. It happens, but it doesn't make you a badass.

 

[Jump]

The parade was yesterday, guys. They didn't even attend

The most anticipated event of the year and the tranchers let us down. They never fail to disappoint.

Earl always wins